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Twenty Questions

  • 19-05-2009 2:06pm
    #1
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭


    Right, who wants a game of 20 Questions. I'm taking a half hour break from my final exams study and thought a game on AH would kill the time.

    So I am someone famous, Im in the news a bit. Can you guess who I am using deductive questions. I can only answer yes or no....

    And there'll be no fookin clues.


Comments

  • #2
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Are you a massive c0ck?


  • #3
    tat dam sexy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭tat dam sexy


    ar u me??


  • #4
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Are you a massive c0ck?

    We're guessing who I am, not what I have. Thats one down.


  • #5
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'm a taximan sitting in his jocks waiting for a job.

    How do you know I'm not a student studying for his finals killing a half an hour??


  • #6
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    are you a man?


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  • #7
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    tat dam sexy wrote: »
    ar u me??

    Nope, that'll be two.


  • #8
    Sharlovesjohn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭Sharlovesjohn


    are u female?


  • #9
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I'm a taximan sitting in his jocks waiting to scam some pigeon.

    FYP Flut.


  • #10
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Brian Dobson


  • #11
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    are you a man?

    Yes, I'm a man


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  • #12
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    RATM wrote: »
    Yes, I'm a man

    are you lady gaga ?


  • #13
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Do you eat your own faeces as part of your act?


  • #14
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Brian Dobson

    Nope, I ain't Dobbo :o


  • #15
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Are you a student talking a half hour break from your final exam studies?


  • #16
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    Woohoo....thats 1 to me!! :D

    Are you a sportsman?


  • #17
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    5318008! wrote: »
    Do you eat your own faeces as part of your act?

    Oh Christ:eek:


  • #18
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Woohoo....thats 1 to me!! :D

    Are you a sportsman?

    Yes I am in the world of sport.


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?


  • #20
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    RATM wrote: »
    Oh Christ:eek:

    Are you a bastard child risen from the dead?


  • #21
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Shane Lowry?


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  • #22
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

    No Reds under the Bed here. Take your McCarthyism elsewhere :p


  • #23
    KarlNedCarew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭KarlNedCarew


    Are you Carlos Tevez


  • #24
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    RATM wrote: »
    Yes I am in the world of sport.

    Im on a roll.....do you play golf?

    Are you Shane Lowry?


  • #25
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    KarlNedCarew wrote: »
    Are you Carlos Tevez

    Nope, but I do like playing with my balls :eek:


  • #26
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Do you use your GFs toothbrush to shift the bell cheese from under your flange?


  • #27
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Im on a roll.....do you play golf?

    Are you Shane Lowry?

    Nope and nope, rolls over baby :p


  • #28
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


  • #29
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    dagnamit! :rolleyes:

    hhhhmmmm???

    do you play soccer?


  • #30
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Do you use your GFs toothbrush to shift the bell cheese from under your flange?

    Er I do actually. I also enjoy using the toothbrush to clean out the grease trap. That must give me away for sure Flutterin' :pac:


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  • #31
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    dagnamit! :rolleyes:

    hhhhmmmm???

    do you play soccer?

    Start of another roll? I do indeed play the lord's game :D


  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Get on out of it.
    Are you Damon Coulthard?


  • #33
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I think it's Joey Jo Jo Shabadu...


  • #34
    poisonated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    are you in the news for good


  • #35
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Get on out of it.
    Are you Damon Coulthard?

    That Scottish knob what drives fast? Nah, not me. Im a hardy footballer.


  • #36
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    poisonated wrote: »
    are you in the news for a good reason or did you do something naughty?

    Yes indeed.


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  • #37
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,312 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Have you ever trapped your daughter in your basement and cynically and brutally raped her for 24 years?


  • #38
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Do you wear one white glove?

    Do you dangle children from dangerous heights?

    Were you black once?

    Do you think you're peter pan?

    Do you have the romantic interests in your life artificially insemanated?

    Do you find chimps attractive?

    Do you have oxygen induction system into your bed?

    Do you refuse to blame it on the sunshine, the moon light or the good times?

    Well we should wittle him down with those generic questions!


  • #39
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    RATM wrote: »
    That Scottish knob what drives fast? Nah, not me. Im a hardy footballer.

    Well if you are a hardy footballer then you MUST be David Beckham!! :D thats not my real guess!!


  • #40
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    Do you wear one white glove?

    Do you dangle children from dangerous heights?

    Were you black once?

    Do you think you're peter pan?

    Do you have the romantic interests in your life artificially insemanated?

    Do you find chimps attractive?

    Do you have oxygen induction system into your bed?

    Do you refuse to blame it on the sunshine, the moon light or the good times?

    Well we should wittle him down with those generic questions!

    Nope I ain't that whacko, but I do love kids :pac:


  • #41
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    RATM wrote: »
    Oh Christ:eek:

    I'll take as a No.

    Which rules out GG Allin.


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  • #42
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    Are you Cristiano Ronaldo?


  • #43
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Well if you are a hardy footballer then you MUST be David Beckham!! :D thats not my real guess!!

    :D


  • #44
    twinkle77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭twinkle77


    RATM wrote: »
    :D

    I take it that means in right......*does a WOOHOO dance* :D


  • #45
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    twinkle77 wrote: »
    Are you Cristiano Ronaldo?

    Bingo ! We have a winner. I am a petulant kid of a footballer who doesn't know how good I have it.

    Thanks AH for helping me kill half an hour. I'll hand the game on to whoever wants to take it up.
    Time for me to stop procrastinating and go back to studying the collapse of the Pastun Tribe in Pakistan's Swat Valley


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