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PSNI Recruitment - Stage 1 - The Initial Selection Test

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  • #572
    Chelsea555
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Chelsea555


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooooooo. Cant. Ive superglued it to my hand...

    Oh gawd nurse nurse!!!!!!:P


  • #573
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    Chelsea555 wrote: »
    Oh gawd nurse nurse!!!!!!:P

    S'alright. Ill prise it off with lollipop sticks and nail varnish remover when its empty. Well. Thats how I've HEARD how you do it anyhows...


  • #574
    Chelsea555
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Chelsea555


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Some studying for the IST you pair are doing. You almost had me feeling sorry for yous. Studying the computer screen more like.....Oh. Aye. Rumbled..

    I am studying this wine bottle which is telling me "You know you want me" Oi KB this ones for you mate hehehehe!!:D


  • #575
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    KB-1991 wrote: »
    oi oi oi ! hold on a second here ! if you ones have got drink....why arent u sharing :(:(:(

    See superglue scenario...


  • #576
    Chelsea555
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Chelsea555


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    S'alright. Ill prise it off with lollipop sticks and nail varnish remover when its empty. Well. Thats how I've HEARD how you do it anyhows...

    Jaysus is there a doctor in the house????????:D


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  • #577
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    Chelsea555 wrote: »
    Jaysus is there a doctor in the house????????:D

    Dr MGH reporting for drunken duty.
    Shampooed up to the eyeballs.
    Ooh those bubbles dont half go to your head. Damn you Veuve Cliquot,damn you!!!:o


  • #578
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    Dont let her near me with those lollipop sticks.....


  • #579
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Dont let her near me with those lollipop sticks.....
    Tis the laytex glove you should fear my dear LOL

    I'm going to be sooooo hungover 2moro.:(

    But right now I feel magic!!!!!!!!!!:pac:


  • #580
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    MrsGeneHunt wrote: »
    Tis the laytex glove you should fear my dear LOL

    I'm going to be sooooo hungover 2moro.:(

    But right now I feel magic!!!!!!!!!!:pac:

    Like Paul Daniels?


  • #581
    MrsGeneHunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,012 ✭✭✭MrsGeneHunt


    RoscoPColtrane wrote: »
    Like Paul Daniels?
    You'll like it, but not a lot!:D

    Mrs Merton: " So Debbie McGee, what made you fall in love with the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
    Priceless


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  • #582
    del79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭del79


    Hi all i am neew to this site but find it very useful did my ist a few days ago found it though enough but fingers crossed just wait for the postman


  • #583
    The wobbler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭The wobbler


    oh

    can anyone tell me if i am right, i am not too sure

    but someone told me that 8000 - 10000 are sitting/sat the ist test are they are only looking 480 jobs? :(


  • #584
    bc84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 507 ✭✭✭bc84


    far as i know your not too far wrong.

    i did my ist on the second day and the numbers on the wall went up to about 9500 i think


  • #585
    KB-1991
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭KB-1991


    was reading in the daily mirror today, 9,825 applications received, 38%, (3,734) were from Catholic applicants and 30% (2,987) were from women.

    and theres 440 posts available


  • #586
    The wobbler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭The wobbler


    oh nosssssssss

    do you know like, how well you have to do in the ist tests to get to the next stage?


  • #587
    KB-1991
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭KB-1991


    The wobbler wrote: »
    oh nosssssssss

    do you know like, how well you have to do in the ist tests to get to the next stage?

    Wouldnt have a clue, this is me first time at the IST, just gonna give it my best shot...higher score the better :D:D


  • #588
    The wobbler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭The wobbler


    ahh my 1st one aswell :D

    have you done yours yet?


  • #589
    KB-1991
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭KB-1991


    Nope its on thursday :eek::eek::eek::eek: what about you, you done yours yet ?


  • #590
    The wobbler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭The wobbler


    ahh yeah

    i sat mine last week

    :O

    il give you a bit of advice, bring a watch or something to keep track of time because that is the killer :(


  • #591
    KB-1991
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭KB-1991


    so i believe, and the fact that i like to stare out windows when doing exams isnt going to help the situation either oops :D


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  • #592
    The wobbler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭The wobbler


    haaa

    me too

    but the sad thing was that when i done mine there was no windows in the room :(


  • #593
    KB-1991
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭KB-1991


    That could have just meant the difference between a pass and a fail for u, be thankful ! haha !

    Just the long wait for the results now.........


  • #594
    0607
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭0607


    The wobbler wrote: »
    do you know like, how well you have to do in the ist tests to get to the next stage?

    The pass mark changes every year. Its around 50 though.


  • #595
    mhairt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭mhairt


    Anyone expecting their IST result tomorrow? Only did mine last week so still have quite a wait. Best of luck to anyone who is lying in wait for the postman tomorrow. Let us know what the pass mark is.


  • #596
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    mhairt wrote: »
    Anyone expecting their IST result tomorrow? Only did mine last week so still have quite a wait. Best of luck to anyone who is lying in wait for the postman tomorrow. Let us know what the pass mark is.

    Hi mhairt. When I got my letter last year they just said I had passed and was progressing to the next stage. Didnt actually state in the letter what the pass mark was. So I hadnt a clue....


  • #597
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    mhairt wrote: »
    Anyone expecting their IST result tomorrow? Only did mine last week so still have quite a wait. Best of luck to anyone who is lying in wait for the postman tomorrow. Let us know what the pass mark is.


    Its unlikely there will be any post tomorrow. I have developed the term 'No Post Monday'. Anything posted first class on Friday would almost always arrive on Saturday. I guess there is a slim chance of post tomorrow, but I wouldnt hold my breath (or i'd die).


    Speaking of post....where the hell are bc84's and my medical results???


  • #598
    bc84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 507 ✭✭✭bc84


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    Its unlikely there will be any post tomorrow. I have developed the term 'No Post Monday'. Anything posted first class on Friday would almost always arrive on Saturday. I guess there is a slim chance of post tomorrow, but I wouldnt hold my breath (or i'd die).


    Speaking of post....where the hell are bc84's and my medical results???

    im not holding my breath on a pass anyway, seeing as lou passed and heard within 3 days and we are currently on day 9, i'd say it aint looking too hot for us


  • #599
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    bc84 wrote: »
    im not holding my breath on a pass anyway, seeing as lou passed and heard within 3 days and we are currently on day 9, i'd say it aint looking too hot for us

    Aw c'mon now. That aint no talk from no cider drinker.


  • #600
    PapaYankeeGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭PapaYankeeGirl


    bc84 wrote: »
    im not holding my breath on a pass anyway, seeing as lou passed and heard within 3 days and we are currently on day 9, i'd say it aint looking too hot for us

    Isnt good. Maybe they are writting a massive failure report about us two!


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  • #601
    RoscoPColtrane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭RoscoPColtrane


    PapaYankeeGirl wrote: »
    Isnt good. Maybe they are writting a massive failure report about us two!

    14 days peeps. 14 days. Dont let the side down PYG. Keep that pecker up. Given I have no idea what one of those is lately...Improvise...


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