Beer session, who'd have thought of it?

Martyr · 16-05-2009 09:52AM #1

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

Martyr · 16-05-2009 09:53AM

yeah, good auld powershh sar..make ya feel good ****ers

100% irish an proud ya...HEY, i've been here 27 years, don't tell me about being IRISH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT BEING A WASTER.

Pete P Peterson · 16-05-2009 09:55AM

What I love most about this thread is how un-crazy it makes me feel.

antodeco · 16-05-2009 09:56AM

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

AH Beers in fairness

Martyr · 16-05-2009 09:56AM

hey, i'm beating the recession (going to the pub, bitching about how hard life is, then its to the off license..then back to my mothers house and fall asleep in puke)

Schism · 16-05-2009 09:58AM

You're a happy fellow this morning OP.... More drink!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-05-2009 10:00AM

Martyr wrote: »

hey, i'm beating the recession (going to the pub, bitching about how hard life is, then its to the off license..then back to my mothers house and fall asleep in puke)

Well done. Integrating nicely, I see. Keep it up.

Martyr · 16-05-2009 10:04AM

Aye..hmm. but not before moaning and bitching about the banks, politicians, councilors, public servants ...not before eating a cheese sambo dipped in toxic corn oil and gulped down my throat.

i'll complain you fukers, make no mistake...the buses, the politicians, the roads, that ****in eurovision, ireland losing.

but i'll just sit back here with an auld dram and do nothing..you know me, useless bastard that i am.

i'll pish all my money down the drain and moan, bitch, complain about how hard life is...why not join me? hell, its good ceol agus craic

antodeco · 16-05-2009 10:12AM

OP, were you on a session last night perhaps? Still have a bit of the 'oul intoxication in your blood stream?

Martyr · 16-05-2009 10:18AM

hey, wait til you hear the CRAIC.

I had 10,000 shots of vodka and red bull...i can handle my drink, there is no doubt.

sometimes i can drink 5000 cans of guinness and it has no effect on me.

i might smoke 10,000 joints or take 2000 grams of coke..i gotta tell ta, i'm hard bastardo.

eventually i puked my guts up all over the staff of some nightclub...can't even remember. HAHAHA..isn't that funny? yeah...

isn't that great? i mean...you must feel some pride?

Kiera · 16-05-2009 10:21AM

Go back to bed and sleep it off you ranting aul loon

Martyr · 16-05-2009 10:23AM

hey, there is nothing more satisfying than going out for a night, drinking a few club shandy's and not remembering a ****in thing you did..

then goin back to work and bustin the economy..hell, its great being irish..you can't beat it.

snort coke, drink, more drink...drink some more and talk about it..its really great being a ****ing loser.

DrumSteve · 16-05-2009 10:24AM

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

dara o'briain.... is that you?

Kiera · 16-05-2009 10:29AM

Martyr wrote: »

hey, there is nothing more satisfying than going out for a night, drinking a few club shandy's and not remembering a ****in thing you did..

then goin back to work and bustin the economy..hell, its great being irish..you can't beat it.

snort coke, drink, more drink...drink some more and talk about it..its really great being a ****ing loser.

I wouldnt know tbh. I'm not a loser and my drug filled days are long over.

Maybe PI would be more use to you right now?

Martyr · 16-05-2009 10:33AM

I wouldnt know tbh. I'm not a loser and my drug filled days are long over.

well, your money has run out, no doubt..maybe you should have thought about that drink before you helped bust the economy of this country :PPPPPPPPPPPP

HeY eVerYone..Ireland is experiecing the boom times..enjoy..hahaha, i'm off to the pub, and i'll be thinking of you all.

Spot the "Celtic Tiger"...somewhere..in the distance..haha

Kiera · 16-05-2009 10:35AM

Well thank fúck he's gone :rolleyes:

Mr.Lizard · 16-05-2009 10:53AM

The OP is making the observation (albeit thru irony) that if you go down da pub a lot you will end up being broke and also solve none of the sociopolitical problems in this country. Problems which we spend a vast amount of time complaining about yet a fraction of which actually trying to solve.

All well and good but do you have empirical data to back up this wild hypothesis?

antodeco · 16-05-2009 11:01AM

^ Wild Hippopotamuses? Awesome.

Kiera · 16-05-2009 11:02AM

In fairness i think the OP was trying to impersonate Terry rather than make a point.

Caoimhín · 16-05-2009 11:13AM

Martyr wrote: »

, that ****in eurovision, ireland losing.

Who did you say is ghey?

Armin_Tamzarian · 16-05-2009 11:41AM

Martyr wrote: »

, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Every time you start a recession thread, baby Jesus cries.

Martyr · 16-05-2009 02:18PM

hahaha

The government have effectively ****ED this country up the ass and everyone, including me is sitting back with a smile.

I'll never understand you people.

You accept cronyism as a way of life, you accept being shafted..its funny.

Must be some hang-over of the brits oppressing you all.

Do you like the british way of life or something?

****ing losers, every single one of you.

I think we should all just move the UK, what do you think?

Martyr · 16-05-2009 02:22PM

for the last 20 years, i've seen government..so-called government tax the **** out of people, hand out freebies to wasters like me, let murderers and pedophiles run the streets.

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

Kiera · 16-05-2009 02:23PM

STFU!

Martyr · 16-05-2009 02:26PM

here is just a little reminder of how soft the irish are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

can't make it any clearer than that.

Caoimhín · 16-05-2009 02:26PM

Martyr wrote: »

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

You didnt get laid last night did you?

AckwelFoley · 16-05-2009 02:27PM

Last night i drank until i could drink no more. Im on deaths door right now and my "simpsons" skin on boards is killing me .. way too yellow.

.. now, im in real need to take a dump, a bad one.. but i find if i break the sacred seal and go once ill be on the bog all day.

Maybe i should pm flutter..

Saibh · 16-05-2009 02:28PM

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

Martyr wrote: »

well, your money has run out, no doubt..maybe you should have thought about that drink before you helped bust the economy of this country :PPPPPPPPPPPP

HeY eVerYone..Ireland is experiecing the boom times..enjoy..hahaha, i'm off to the pub, and i'll be thinking of you all.

Spot the "Celtic Tiger"...somewhere..in the distance..haha

.

TheZohanS · 16-05-2009 02:31PM

Martyr wrote: »

for the last 20 years, i've seen government..so-called government tax the **** out of people, hand out freebies to wasters like me, let murderers and pedophiles run the streets.

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

OOOooohhhh does somebody need a hug?

C'mere!:)

Martyr · 16-05-2009 02:34PM

hEy, a pedophile priest has been released from prison early for GOOD behaviour.

Lets all chip in some money to make sure he has a comfortable life.

HeY, we're Irish, after all...can't help looking after pedophiles.

i think that priest deserves a good 100,000 euro of tax payers money, what do you think? :P

yeah! lets give the poor priest some money for abusing children, who cares about the child who grows up with no life.

We're Irish, we love pedophiles.

Martyr · 16-05-2009 02:36PM

A leading member of Ireland's Catholic oldest newspaper has said that there is an onus on the community to take care of Father Eugene Greene (right), the former parish priest from West Donegal, when he is released from prison. The priest violently abused boys over a span of three decades and was incarcerated in 2000.

YES...of course...who else?

The ONUS is on you, silly Irish.

We should look after the pedophile...

How stupid are you people? eh?

Beer session, who'd have thought of it?

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