Beer session, who'd have thought of it?

Martyr

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

Martyr

yeah, good auld powershh sar..make ya feel good ****ers

100% irish an proud ya...HEY, i've been here 27 years, don't tell me about being IRISH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT BEING A WASTER.

Pete P Peterson

What I love most about this thread is how un-crazy it makes me feel.

antodeco

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

AH Beers in fairness

Martyr

hey, i'm beating the recession (going to the pub, bitching about how hard life is, then its to the off license..then back to my mothers house and fall asleep in puke)

Schism

You're a happy fellow this morning OP.... More drink!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Martyr wrote: »

hey, i'm beating the recession (going to the pub, bitching about how hard life is, then its to the off license..then back to my mothers house and fall asleep in puke)

Well done. Integrating nicely, I see. Keep it up.

Martyr

Aye..hmm. but not before moaning and bitching about the banks, politicians, councilors, public servants ...not before eating a cheese sambo dipped in toxic corn oil and gulped down my throat.

i'll complain you fukers, make no mistake...the buses, the politicians, the roads, that ****in eurovision, ireland losing.

but i'll just sit back here with an auld dram and do nothing..you know me, useless bastard that i am.

i'll pish all my money down the drain and moan, bitch, complain about how hard life is...why not join me? hell, its good ceol agus craic

antodeco

OP, were you on a session last night perhaps? Still have a bit of the 'oul intoxication in your blood stream?

Martyr

hey, wait til you hear the CRAIC.

I had 10,000 shots of vodka and red bull...i can handle my drink, there is no doubt.

sometimes i can drink 5000 cans of guinness and it has no effect on me.

i might smoke 10,000 joints or take 2000 grams of coke..i gotta tell ta, i'm hard bastardo.

eventually i puked my guts up all over the staff of some nightclub...can't even remember. HAHAHA..isn't that funny? yeah...

isn't that great? i mean...you must feel some pride?

Kiera

Go back to bed and sleep it off you ranting aul loon

Martyr

hey, there is nothing more satisfying than going out for a night, drinking a few club shandy's and not remembering a ****in thing you did..

then goin back to work and bustin the economy..hell, its great being irish..you can't beat it.

snort coke, drink, more drink...drink some more and talk about it..its really great being a ****ing loser.

DrumSteve

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

dara o'briain.... is that you?

Kiera

Martyr wrote: »

hey, there is nothing more satisfying than going out for a night, drinking a few club shandy's and not remembering a ****in thing you did..

then goin back to work and bustin the economy..hell, its great being irish..you can't beat it.

snort coke, drink, more drink...drink some more and talk about it..its really great being a ****ing loser.

I wouldnt know tbh. I'm not a loser and my drug filled days are long over.

Maybe PI would be more use to you right now?

Martyr

I wouldnt know tbh. I'm not a loser and my drug filled days are long over.

well, your money has run out, no doubt..maybe you should have thought about that drink before you helped bust the economy of this country :PPPPPPPPPPPP

HeY eVerYone..Ireland is experiecing the boom times..enjoy..hahaha, i'm off to the pub, and i'll be thinking of you all.

Spot the "Celtic Tiger"...somewhere..in the distance..haha

Kiera

Well thank fúck he's gone :rolleyes:

Mr.Lizard

The OP is making the observation (albeit thru irony) that if you go down da pub a lot you will end up being broke and also solve none of the sociopolitical problems in this country. Problems which we spend a vast amount of time complaining about yet a fraction of which actually trying to solve.

All well and good but do you have empirical data to back up this wild hypothesis?

antodeco

^ Wild Hippopotamuses? Awesome.

Kiera

In fairness i think the OP was trying to impersonate Terry rather than make a point.

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

, that ****in eurovision, ireland losing.

Who did you say is ghey?

Armin_Tamzarian

Martyr wrote: »

, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Every time you start a recession thread, baby Jesus cries.

Martyr

hahaha

The government have effectively ****ED this country up the ass and everyone, including me is sitting back with a smile.

I'll never understand you people.

You accept cronyism as a way of life, you accept being shafted..its funny.
Must be some hang-over of the brits oppressing you all.

Do you like the british way of life or something?

****ing losers, every single one of you.

I think we should all just move the UK, what do you think?

Martyr

for the last 20 years, i've seen government..so-called government tax the **** out of people, hand out freebies to wasters like me, let murderers and pedophiles run the streets.

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

Kiera

STFU!

Martyr

here is just a little reminder of how soft the irish are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

can't make it any clearer than that.

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

You didnt get laid last night did you?

AckwelFoley

Last night i drank until i could drink no more. Im on deaths door right now and my "simpsons" skin on boards is killing me .. way too yellow.

.. now, im in real need to take a dump, a bad one.. but i find if i break the sacred seal and go once ill be on the bog all day.

Maybe i should pm flutter..

Saibh

Martyr wrote: »

i figured its mainly only single ****/poofs and lesbos who like to hit the pub and moan about the state of the country.

i'm not sure if anyone ever thought of this, but what about a beer drinking session down at the pub to sort out the recession?

Hell, theres nothing like a good beer..stick yer head in the sand, all the best.

Martyr wrote: »

well, your money has run out, no doubt..maybe you should have thought about that drink before you helped bust the economy of this country :PPPPPPPPPPPP

HeY eVerYone..Ireland is experiecing the boom times..enjoy..hahaha, i'm off to the pub, and i'll be thinking of you all.

Spot the "Celtic Tiger"...somewhere..in the distance..haha

.

TheZohanS

Martyr wrote: »

for the last 20 years, i've seen government..so-called government tax the **** out of people, hand out freebies to wasters like me, let murderers and pedophiles run the streets.

You're all soft in the head, and you know it too..yet, you do nothing...you wonder why foreigners laugh at us? why bother guessing? its ****ing obvious to anyone.

OOOooohhhh does somebody need a hug?

C'mere!:)

Martyr

hEy, a pedophile priest has been released from prison early for GOOD behaviour.

Lets all chip in some money to make sure he has a comfortable life.

HeY, we're Irish, after all...can't help looking after pedophiles.

i think that priest deserves a good 100,000 euro of tax payers money, what do you think? :P

yeah! lets give the poor priest some money for abusing children, who cares about the child who grows up with no life.

We're Irish, we love pedophiles.

Martyr

A leading member of Ireland's Catholic oldest newspaper has said that there is an onus on the community to take care of Father Eugene Greene (right), the former parish priest from West Donegal, when he is released from prison. The priest violently abused boys over a span of three decades and was incarcerated in 2000.

YES...of course...who else?

The ONUS is on you, silly Irish.

We should look after the pedophile...

How stupid are you people? eh?

weeder

obvious troll is obvious

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

hEy, a pedophile priest has been released from prison early for GOOD behaviour.

Lets all chip in some money to make sure he has a comfortable life.

HeY, we're Irish, after all...can't help looking after pedophiles.

i think that priest deserves a good 100,000 euro of tax payers money, what do you think? :P

yeah! lets give the poor priest some money for abusing children, who cares about the child who grows up with no life.

We're Irish, we love pedophiles.

You seem to have a preoccupation with priests and sexual abuse.

Is there something you want to share with us Martyr?

You can tell us, we are all friends here, dont worry about it, the nasty priest wont touch your "special place" any more.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Martyr wrote: »

hEy, a pedophile priest has been released from prison early for GOOD behaviour.

Well, you know, there aren't very many children in prison so that kinda makes sense.

Martyr

no, this thread is about how stupid the irish are.

they will actually pay people for abusing children out of guilt to a false entity.

only the irish could pay pedophiles legally without guilt, thats the point...

Martyr

Well, you know, there aren't very many children in prison so that kinda makes sense.

only a thick mick could make a joke like this

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

no, this thread is about how stupid the irish are.

they will actually pay people for abusing children out of guilt to a false entity.

only the irish could pay pedophiles legally without guilt, thats the point...

Martyr, nobody paid the nasty priest to abuse you.

It happened, you liked it, move on.

Martyr

before i hit the pub again and bitch about the economy and society in general, i must say that the irish must be the dumbest race on the face of the planet.

hahaha

4zn76tysfajdxp

Martyr wrote: »

only a thick mick could make a joke like this

What gives you the impression that I'm a "Mick?" My name very well might not be Michael or any variant of it.

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

before i hit the pub again and bitch about the economy and society in general, i must say that the irish must be the dumbest race on the face of the planet.

hahaha

Drinking wont make the thoughts go away.

Saibh

Martyr wrote: »

before i hit the pub again and bitch about the economy and society in general, i must say that the irish must be the dumbest race on the face of the planet.

hahaha

Solution: stop drinking

4zn76tysfajdxp

Saibh wrote: »

Solution: stop drinking

I'd prefer it if he just stopped posting.

Martyr

Drinking wont make the thoughts go away.

lol

nah, but drink does help forgetting about what a **** country this really is.

and how all you idiots keep thinking its so great...lol

sorry, i can't help but laugh at you ****ing idiots who actually believe there is future here...its hopeless.

Martyr

I'd prefer it if he just stopped posting.

most people with a brain wouldn't respond at all

but hey, you're stupid dumbass who pays priests for abusing kids...go figure that one out..

4zn76tysfajdxp

Martyr wrote: »

but hey, you're stupid dumbass who pays priests for abusing kids...go figure that one out..

I don't pay them to abuse kids!



I pay them not to tell anyone.

TheZohanS

Martyr wrote: »

lol

nah, but drink does help forgetting about what a **** country this really is.

and how all you idiots keep thinking its so great...lol

sorry, i can't help but laugh at you ****ing idiots who actually believe there is future here...its hopeless.

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The Samaritans

Caoimhín

Martyr wrote: »

but hey, you're stupid dumbass who pays priests for abusing kids...go figure that one out..

Priests and sex again. Martyr, i am sure if you look hard enough you might find a male prostitute that will dress up as a priest. That way you can get all this frustration out of your system and go on to lead a normal enough life without all this anger and resentment.

Best wishes.

Martyr

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The Samaritans

hahaha...

Fortunately I don't need to call that number.

Its always engaged anyway...bet your stupid ass is wondering why?

its no secret, ireland is a ****hole run by tamed monkeys.

Saibh

Martyr wrote: »

hahaha...

Fortunately I don't need to call that number.

Its always engaged anyway...bet your stupid ass is wondering why?

its no secret, ireland is a ****hole run by tamed monkeys.

If you don't need to call that number, how do you know it's always engaged???

Martyr

Caoimh&#237 wrote: »

Priests and sex again. Martyr, i am sure if you look hard enough you might find a male prostitute that will dress up as a priest. That way you can get all this frustration out of your system and go on to lead a normal enough life without all this anger and resentment.

I know with an irish name, you probably find abusing children a funny topic..no doubt.

i'll bet you're the same ****er that came up the idea of early release for pedophiles and paying them money for their deeds.

maybe you like watching children being abused, is that why you pay the priests?

TheZohanS

Martyr wrote: »

hahaha...

Fortunately I don't need to call that number.

Its always engaged anyway...bet your stupid ass is wondering why?

its no secret, ireland is a ****hole run by tamed monkeys.

Try putting your phone on private and phoning.