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What was your first word?

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  • #32
    boardinwork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 407 ✭✭boardinwork


    Baba like boobie:confused:


  • #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I surveyed my surroundings, looked up at my Ma and said.

    "Jaysus, I thought you'd be taller"


  • #34
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Fail.


  • #35
    mobius42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    Blush_01 wrote: »
    I take it as proof that I was born to be a talker.

    So you're the guy in those Meteor ads!:eek:


  • #36
    redfacedbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭redfacedbear


    Car


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  • #37
    Anto123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 ✭Anto123


    My first word was 'more', and my first big word was 'lemonade'.

    I always was a greedy one!


  • #38
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I asked my Mam one day what my first word was. She replied "Ah, how should I know?" That made me feel really loved. :(


  • #39
    ryantubridy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭ryantubridy


    "pardon the pun"
    We were talking about miriam o callaghan's new hair stylist.


  • #40
    Lukekul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Lukekul


    Light


  • #41
    MondaysSuck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭MondaysSuck


    no idea


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  • #42
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Knife-WREEENCH wrote: »
    I asked my Mam one day what my first word was. She replied "Ah, how should I know?" That made me feel really loved. :(

    Are you sure she didn't think you were asking who your da was? :)


  • #43
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Ellianna Savory Arsonist wrote: »
    Did he scream it out like Freddie Mercury and your one did?

    :D:D:D
    Mine was 'dog'. Anyway how about these for first words. A boy genius called Andragone DeMello born in 1977 said 'hello' at just 7wks old..fcukin' hell! How about Thomas Babington Macauley the 19th century poet-historian at 1yr old looked out of his nursery window and asked his frightened parents 'is the smoke from that chimney coming from Hell?' What a creepy little fecker!


  • #44
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ann22 wrote: »
    A boy genius called Andragone

    You sure it was a boy?


  • #45
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    My first words were in latin... And i believe the music from the Omen was playing.


  • #46
    Ann22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    javaboy wrote: »
    You sure it was a boy?

    Yeah I read it in a book about mysteries. He was a child prodigy who calculated the volume of his bathwater at the age of 3. Mad that.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tintinnabulation


  • #48
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Blurdor

    It meant tractor. I used it til I was eight.

    Also weewar. That meant guitar.


  • #49
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Sausage.
    Yeah, I was quite the fat kid.


  • #50
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Got some milk


  • #51
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    MadgeBadge wrote: »
    My first words (yes, I didn't stop at one) were 'red one in the middle'.

    My parents were taking a picture of my two siblings and I, I was was wearing a red jumper with my name printed across the front. My Mam suggested that they should put the red one in the middle, and I thought it was a mighty fine idea, so much so I seconded it.

    I didn't stop at one either, my first words were "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

    And apparently when I woke up in the morning I used to sing "Baa Baa Black Sheep, Any Any Wool" to get my parents attention.


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  • #52
    XxXciaraxXx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 696 ✭✭✭XxXciaraxXx


    Porridge


  • #53
    thedizzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭thedizzler


    My first word went un-noted too! *sniff*
    Though possibly because I got pipped to the post by my older sister's, wait for it...



    "Boys! Bad boys!"


  • #54
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    just asked me aul one and she says i used to go "ta-ta" everytime i saw chocolate....apparently i also used to go "dop!!"(stop) when the cat started messing with baubles on the Xmas tree.


  • #55
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    At eleven months old, arms outstretched, eyes closed and chin up, I asked for hugs'n'kisses, said as one word.

    I still employ that method occasionally.


  • #56
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    At eleven months old, arms outstretched, eyes closed and chin up, I asked for hugs'n'kisses, said as one word.

    I still employ that method occasionally.


    That's actually proper cute.

    About 10 years ago there was a little girl living next door to us, it was a quiet road so her parents used to let her come out to play with us. She was Kenyan and didn't learn to speak English until she was about 3. The kids on our road taught her to say '****'... it was one of her first English words. I don't think her parents were too impressed.


    They also taught her to accompany the swearing with giving the middle finger. They were little Shits.


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