What was your first word?

Michellenman

I just asked my mam and she says mine was 'dad'.

Gotta say I'm a bit disappointed, 'dad' is very ordinary. I'm sure there are millions of other people who have the same one. I think I'd like something odd or unexpected like... lamp or penguin or something.

Alas, it was boring.

Anyone got any good ones?

dr.bollocko

Banned.

I was born for this.

upmeath

"Ron Burgundy"

Landed me a minor film role too...

My name is URL

Bereish/t

laurashambles

I honestly have no idea. I asked my mum when I was about 12 and she said she didn't remember.

I can just picture it:

Me: *says first word*
Mum: Oh, shut up.

Yep. I'm loved.

Snowie

dada so the old lady says...

Vain

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Biggins

Haven't a foggiest. The keepers in the zoo won't tell me!

Abi

Drinkfeckársegirlspromotions.

phasers

My mam says it was either "Mammy" or "Telly", after 5 kids she gets mixed up

Captain-America

A pair of women's feckin' knickers!

AlmightyCushion

Blahblurb. I was such a smart child I was creating my own words. My brother and his wife have another baby on the way so I'm gonna spend a lot of time with it and keep repeatedly saying my name in front of the baby so that my name will be it's first word. Just for the laugh. Although, having something like toilet as their first word would be much funnier.

dsmythy

Don't know what my first word was but apparantly one of the first words i knew and used quite frequently was 'fuk'. Not that i meant to say that, as the word i was looking for but failing to say was 'fork'. Cue much embarresment for the mother at restaurants.

Sharpshooter

It was jaysus,my uncle lived with us when I was a baby and every time he came in from work he would pick me up and say "Jaysus would you look at her"
Every morning as well.

It wasn't only my first word,I thought it was my name too.
True Story.

/obviously I couldn't pronounce it properly but they knew what I was attemping to say.

Galvasean

Apparently mine was 'No'. Even then I was a disagreeing b@$t@rd. :pac:

I once knew a kid whose first word was 'Barcelona'.

MadgeBadge

My first words (yes, I didn't stop at one) were 'red one in the middle'.

My parents were taking a picture of my two siblings and I, I was was wearing a red jumper with my name printed across the front. My Mam suggested that they should put the red one in the middle, and I thought it was a mighty fine idea, so much so I seconded it.

Blush_01

My mother can't remember, she says the only thing she remembers about me speaking when I was a tot was that I could say all my uncle's names by 11 months, and I was fascinated with the phone.

I take it as proof that I was born to be a talker.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Galvasean wrote: »

I once knew a kid whose first word was 'Barcelona'.

Did he scream it out like Freddie Mercury and your one did?

gaeilgegrinds

Out, fact. Even then I was mad into socialising and the great outdoors.

johnnyfred

I started straight away.

"Tis cold out here, let me back in."

Diabhal Beag

kitty

Sharpshooter

Too polite to say pussy?

Latchy

I dont know but would love to

Sea Sharp

My first word was also 'no'

As irony would have it, it is also the first thing most women say to me when I try and talk to them.

4zn76tysfajdxp

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

My first word was also 'no'

As irony would have it, it is also the first thing most women say to me when I try and talk to them.

Same here but with "shít."

Tar.Aldarion

avril

Smegball

antidisestablishmentarianism!

stovelid

IHateYouIwishIwereDeadOrAtLeastAdopted.

Saint_Mel

Boobies

TerrorFirmer

I said my first word when I was 12. My mom thinks it was tweezers....I think it was trousers.

WindSock

Probably Dad. but I used to think road was roald.

boardinwork

Baba like boobie

AnonoBoy

I surveyed my surroundings, looked up at my Ma and said.

"Jaysus, I thought you'd be taller"

S.I.R

Fail.

mobius42

Blush_01 wrote: »

I take it as proof that I was born to be a talker.

So you're the guy in those Meteor ads!:eek:

redfacedbear

Car

Anto123

My first word was 'more', and my first big word was 'lemonade'.

I always was a greedy one!

KnifeWRENCH

I asked my Mam one day what my first word was. She replied "Ah, how should I know?" That made me feel really loved.

ryantubridy

"pardon the pun"
We were talking about miriam o callaghan's new hair stylist.

Lukekul

Light

MondaysSuck

no idea

stovelid

Knife-WREEENCH wrote: »

I asked my Mam one day what my first word was. She replied "Ah, how should I know?" That made me feel really loved.

Are you sure she didn't think you were asking who your da was?

Ann22

Ellianna Savory Arsonist wrote: »

Did he scream it out like Freddie Mercury and your one did?

:D:D
Mine was 'dog'. Anyway how about these for first words. A boy genius called Andragone DeMello born in 1977 said 'hello' at just 7wks old..fcukin' hell! How about Thomas Babington Macauley the 19th century poet-historian at 1yr old looked out of his nursery window and asked his frightened parents 'is the smoke from that chimney coming from Hell?' What a creepy little fecker!

javaboy

Ann22 wrote: »

A boy genius called Andragone

You sure it was a boy?

johnny_knoxvile

My first words were in latin... And i believe the music from the Omen was playing.

Ann22

javaboy wrote: »

You sure it was a boy?

Yeah I read it in a book about mysteries. He was a child prodigy who calculated the volume of his bathwater at the age of 3. Mad that.

Black Swan

Tintinnabulation

ottostreet

Blurdor

It meant tractor. I used it til I was eight.

Also weewar. That meant guitar.

norwegianwood

Sausage.
Yeah, I was quite the fat kid.

WoollyRedHat

Got some milk

January

MadgeBadge wrote: »

My first words (yes, I didn't stop at one) were 'red one in the middle'.

My parents were taking a picture of my two siblings and I, I was was wearing a red jumper with my name printed across the front. My Mam suggested that they should put the red one in the middle, and I thought it was a mighty fine idea, so much so I seconded it.

I didn't stop at one either, my first words were "Baa Baa Black Sheep".

And apparently when I woke up in the morning I used to sing "Baa Baa Black Sheep, Any Any Wool" to get my parents attention.