What was your first word?

Michellenman · 11-05-2009 10:28PM #1

I just asked my mam and she says mine was 'dad'.

Gotta say I'm a bit disappointed, 'dad' is very ordinary. I'm sure there are millions of other people who have the same one. I think I'd like something odd or unexpected like... lamp or penguin or something.

Alas, it was boring.

Anyone got any good ones?

dr.bollocko · 11-05-2009 10:31PM

Banned.

I was born for this.

upmeath · 11-05-2009 10:31PM

"Ron Burgundy"

Landed me a minor film role too...

My name is URL · 11-05-2009 10:35PM

Bereish/t

laurashambles · 11-05-2009 10:35PM

I honestly have no idea. I asked my mum when I was about 12 and she said she didn't remember.

I can just picture it:

Me: *says first word*
Mum: Oh, shut up.

Yep. I'm loved.

Snowie · 11-05-2009 10:36PM

dada so the old lady says...

Vain · 11-05-2009 10:38PM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Biggins · 11-05-2009 10:47PM

Haven't a foggiest. The keepers in the zoo won't tell me!

Abi · 11-05-2009 10:52PM

Drinkfeckársegirlspromotions.

phasers · 11-05-2009 10:59PM

My mam says it was either "Mammy" or "Telly", after 5 kids she gets mixed up

Captain-America · 11-05-2009 11:00PM

A pair of women's feckin' knickers!

AlmightyCushion · 11-05-2009 11:08PM

Blahblurb. I was such a smart child I was creating my own words. My brother and his wife have another baby on the way so I'm gonna spend a lot of time with it and keep repeatedly saying my name in front of the baby so that my name will be it's first word. Just for the laugh. Although, having something like toilet as their first word would be much funnier.

dsmythy · 11-05-2009 11:16PM

Don't know what my first word was but apparantly one of the first words i knew and used quite frequently was 'fuk'. Not that i meant to say that, as the word i was looking for but failing to say was 'fork'. Cue much embarresment for the mother at restaurants.

Sharpshooter · 11-05-2009 11:28PM

It was jaysus,my uncle lived with us when I was a baby and every time he came in from work he would pick me up and say "Jaysus would you look at her"
Every morning as well.

It wasn't only my first word,I thought it was my name too.
True Story.

/obviously I couldn't pronounce it properly but they knew what I was attemping to say.

Galvasean · 11-05-2009 11:35PM

Apparently mine was 'No'. Even then I was a disagreeing b@$t@rd. :pac:

I once knew a kid whose first word was 'Barcelona'.

MadgeBadge · 11-05-2009 11:36PM

My first words (yes, I didn't stop at one) were 'red one in the middle'.

My parents were taking a picture of my two siblings and I, I was was wearing a red jumper with my name printed across the front. My Mam suggested that they should put the red one in the middle, and I thought it was a mighty fine idea, so much so I seconded it.

Blush_01 · 11-05-2009 11:38PM

My mother can't remember, she says the only thing she remembers about me speaking when I was a tot was that I could say all my uncle's names by 11 months, and I was fascinated with the phone.

I take it as proof that I was born to be a talker.