What is the most bizarre/surreal thing you can say you have done / experienced ?

Biggins wrote: »

...only if you promise to stop thinking about what goes in and out of my bum!
Thats the wifes department.

Eh, what?

Biggins wrote: »

...only if you promise to stop thinking about what goes in and out of my bum!
Thats the wifes department.

ewwww.... :eek:

where not going to forget this :pac::D

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What do you work as or do people just really dislike you?

Judging by some of his posts I've read, I'm honestly starting to believe he is Rambo, his life would make a kick-ass action movie

Must admit, after reading lots of Biggin's posts I'm quite intrigued too.
I for one don't believe he's full of it - I believe ya baby.
Perhaps we should have poll thread for 'Who/What is Biggins'.

My suggestions would be.

1. Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
2. Chuck Norris's Trainer / Sensei
3. Some deranged lunatic who has escaped from a mental institute.
4. The Viper

Elliemental wrote: »

Some friends and I were driven at extreme speed down an autobahn, by a guy who talked non stop (also at very speed), and kept throwing his arms out and doing impressions of Lancaster bomber planes.

The journey is a bit of a blur now, but i remember throwing up when it was finally over.

Never go hitch hiking!

Were you in Eurotrip by any chance?

bus ride from nyc to nashville, 25hrs. very strange characters on the bus, passed thru strange little ghost/hick towns. lots of 1dollar double cheeseburgers to keep me goin.
extreme pervert at the backseat on the last part of the bus trip. was ready to explode at the prick but he didnt bother the girl after i had shown my phone to her with this text 'if he bothers u again i will sort it'. luckily enough for him he was quiet after that, maybe he sensed my inner rage. got a nice subtle thank you from her at the last stop.

ate southern food in a small family restaurant in tennessee. the corn bread and southern accents were very surreal.

walked into a gun range in miami, never held a gun before. i was sweating when i walked in, more so than most people there because i dont do well in hot weather and my meds make me sweat easily. anyway i pointed at the biggest handgun, a smith and wesson model 500. most powerfull revolver in production, 3 times as powerfull as dirty harry's gun. 50 dollars for 20bullets, i didnt know they cost that much. gun cost 65dollars to rent i think. they gave me that gun waaaaaaaay too easy. my mate brought his police riot shotgun, its almost 'sawnoff'. that was alright,but the model 500 was an experience.
you dont realise till after that u had a powerfull killing device in your hands.
brought the targets home, i killed the paper men pretty good.

slept rough in san fran, managed to get a reduced train and bus ticket to LA, and a free bus ticket to LAX airport, almost didnt get home.


i had a lot of surreal stuff on that usa adventure. it was a 'paddy keruoac - on the road', phone calls from a ghost in the chelsea hotel all night, ambulance ride thru nyc, lost credit card in greenwich village so i had no money and nowhere to stay for a while. a retarded religous guy developed a crush on me and got a bonner while talking to me and telling me i must workout while showing me his arms, had to avoid him for my last couple of days in that hostel. drank alot of 40oz's there, 2 dollars for 1.1litre of 8.5%, nice

Acacia wrote: »

Pissing standing up while drunk in Supermac's. I'm a girl, as some of you may have guessed, so it was kind of awkward to do. I was all woozy and it felt quite surreal at the time. I don't even know how I did it tbh, or more to the point, why.
Thank Jebus this yoke is anonymous. Relatively.

Is that you Ma?

Acacia wrote: »

Yes.

You were conceived in that Supermac's bathroom.

I've always wondered why you named me Chip.

*Cool, my Mom's a slut* :cool: