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Fantasy Dinner Party

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    For a dinner of chips and burgers and then a big piss up with some poker;

    Frankie Boyle and Dara O' Briain...I know Frankie was an alcoholic but he's dead funny.

    Adolf Hitler...I'd say he'd be good craic when he's pissed

    Thomas Paine...just for some 18th century craic like

    Michael Colllins...Again, I'd say he'd be up for a good session

    Christopher Columbus...well able to handle the drink I'd say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    David Attenborough would be first on my invite list! (The others are TBD.)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Hitler, George Orwell, Jesus, Julius Caeser, Napoleon, and my ex-wife, to stir it up a little


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Hitler seems a popular choice. He might have too many bookings to make it to your dinner. Would you happy if you got Himmler, Speer or Goebbels perhaps?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Hitler seems a popular choice. He might have too many bookings to make it to your dinner. Would you happy if you got Himmler, Speer or Goebbels perhaps?

    Ahh, Joey Goebbels. Yeah if Hitler couldnt make it he can come along.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.

    Granted thats only four, but I think its a good reference


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    dan carter - to fill him full of drink and then try it on with him
    Tommy Tiernan - cos he's funny
    Brian Cowan - To give him the dodgy chicken dish and hoof him out after 30 mins or so
    Jamie Oliver - To cook the dinner cos I cant cook
    Bob Dylan - to get the session going
    Ray Foley - id say he is good craic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    sorrywhat wrote: »
    dan carter - to fill him full of drink and then try it on with him
    Tommy Tiernan - cos he's funny
    Brian Cowan - To give him the dodgy chicken dish and hoof him out after 30 mins or so
    Jamie Oliver - To cook the dinner cos I cant cook
    Bob Dylan - to get the session going
    Ray Foley - id say he is good craic

    Two people I'd love to see hideously scarred for life..the 2nd guy in particular.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    Two people I'd love to see hideously scarred for life..the 2nd guy in particular.

    Poor oul Jamie gets a bad rap but I like his food. He wouldnt really be sitting at the table he would be getting me my dinner!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Darwin for some interesting chat
    Sawyer from "Lost" for something else!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    Jeremy Clarskon
    Roy Keane
    Mark Billingham(english author and comedian)
    James May
    James Hetfield(metallica)
    Billy Connolly.

    An interesting conversation then some good craic with the big yin..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Kate from LOST
    Jessica Biel
    Charlize Theron
    Alexa Chung
    Isla Fisher
    Dr Phil Grainger, consultant anaesthetist.

    Lots of arse lube.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    Sawyer from "Lost" for something else!!!!!!

    oooohhh yea id lose jamie oliver and have him. we could just drink all night and not bother with food!

    but then id be stuck with biffo if we werent having food. Ok im striking him off... :D im ok with 5. Including me its 6 !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Any pope,
    Richard Dalkins (http://www.richarddawkins.net/)
    Paris Hilton (to ask how she would solve the World economic crises - and then slap her!)
    Ghandi
    Arther C. Clarke
    James Alfred Wight By all acounts a down to earth, nice chatty person. RIP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭sorrywhat


    Biggins wrote: »
    Any pope,
    Parish Hilton (to ask how she would solve the World economic crises - and then slap her!)

    Can I come to you dinner party to see that!? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 411 ✭✭HereticPrincess


    John Cleese
    Billy Connolly
    Megan Fox
    My boyf (cheesy yes:p)
    Bruce Willis
    Arnold Swartzenegger

    Reasons not needed, as all of these people are brilliant!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭poisonated


    elle mcpherson
    rachel hunter
    jerry seinfeld
    steve tyler
    bono
    my granddad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,668 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    James May
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Richard Hammond
    Johnny Depp
    Stephen Fry
    Paul Merton.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭LittleEve


    Jesse Metcalfe
    Johnny Depp
    Colin Farrell
    Ryan Reynolds
    Justin Timberlake
    Rob Kearney

    I may have some trouble concentrating on the conversation :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Johnny Depp x 6.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    Mr T
    Jack Bauer
    Chuck Norris
    Dr.Cox
    David Hasslehoff
    Jessica Alba


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Micheal Collins
    Jim Carrey
    Jesus
    Jack Nicholson
    Heath Ledger
    Jack Black


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Slash
    Albert Einstein
    Hitler
    Jesus
    Mohammed
    Richard Dawkins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    The Stig
    Buckethead
    V
    Dick Turpin
    Jim Carrey
    The Phantom of the Opera
    Margaret Thatcher


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Biggins wrote: »
    James Alfred Wight By all acounts a down to earth, nice chatty person. RIP.

    Nice one. :pac:

    My guests

    Sir Alex Ferguson
    Roy Keane
    Éamon de Valera
    Paul O'Grady
    David Attenborough
    Eamon Dunphy
    Stephen Fry
    Jennifer Anniston


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Its amazing how many people don't actually read the first post.

    Heres my SIX guests.

    Jeremy Clarkson - Cos I think he's brilliant. I "get" his view on everything!
    Enda Kenny - To actually get to know the chap. Pick his brains.
    Goebbels - To See what was going on in his head. Also hear he's a fierce laugh.
    Ruth Badger (From the Apprentice ages ago.) - To get her views on economics. And possibly ask her for a job. And get her to fight with Kenny
    Ann Frank - Because the rows between her and Goebbels after a skinful of vino would be amusing.
    Josef Fritzel - I'd imagine him and Ann would get on. He likes locking them away in secret hidey holes, she hides away in secret hidey holes. I mean, come on. He'd have to be a real loser not to get his way with her after that!.

    The fun and banter between that lot would be mighty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    Its amazing how many people don't actually read the first post.

    just adding spare people in case some cancel. IT COULD HAPPEN!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    omyatari wrote: »
    just adding spare people in case some cancel. IT COULD HAPPEN!

    Nah, that'd be rude! They'd never do that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Peter Griffin
    Lois Griffin
    Meg Griffin
    Chris Griffin
    Stewie Griffin
    Brain Griffin


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