Fantasy Dinner Party

johnny_knoxvile

If you could host a dinner party and you could have ANY six guests, who would you have there and why?

Like for example, you might invite the Pope and have him sitting oppsite Graham Norton, just to stimulate conversation. You might think Amy Winehouse is good for some political debate, or you might be a huge Daniel O Donnell or Cheeky Girls fan. Maybe you may have Mary Harney along to make sure Chuck Norris behaves himself. Or kinga from Big Brother so she can open the wine in her unique way. Or simply bring Michael Barrymore and turn it into a pool party?

Come on people be creative!

Rented Mule

Frank Zappa
Kurt Vonnegut
George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Mark Twain
Jesus
David
Mohammed

Just for ****s and giggles.

I would really love to see Common Sense rule the day at this dinner party.

Codofwar

I would go for:
The Dali Lama,
Sir Alex Fergusun,
Nelson Mandela,
Arnold Palmer,
Raymond E. Feist and
George W. Bush

OldGoat

Rented Mule wrote: »

Frank Zappa
Kurt Vonnegut
George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Mark Twain
Jesus
David
Mohammed

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

Rabies

David who ?

Agamemnon

Arthur Murphy (of Mailbag fame)
Heather Graham
Saddam Hussein
Diora Baird
F Scott Fitzgearld
Bill Hicks

We'd skip the boring eating parts and go straight to the whiskey. By the end of the night, Arthur, Saddam, Bill and F would be arm-in-arm, singing rebel ballads, while I'd try to take advantage of Heather and Diora's inebriated states, but probably black out on the table first.

Quazzie

I would invite:

Arsene Wenger,
Antoni Gaudi
Christopher Wren
Le Corbusier
Thierry Henry
Ted Bundy

PirateShampoo

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Angelina Jolie
Keeley Hazell
Jordan
Megan Fox
Pamela Anderson (10 years ago)
Jessica Rabbit

+ a couple of bottles of Vodka, deck of cards and the game of Twista

Hornswoggle

Megan Fox
Eva Mendes
Jessica Alba
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson
Ann Doyle

Man i'd look like such a pimp

Armin_Tamzarian

1. Ashley Cole
2. Gerry Ryan
3. Ryan Tubridy
4. Lorraine Keane
5. Neil Delamere
6. Ian Beale
   
   
   Main Course: Chicken ala Arsenic

faceman

hmm, that would mean seating 7 people which is an awkward number for dinner.

Ross_Mahon

-Sylvester Stallone
-Chuck Norris
-Jackie Chan
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
-Bruce Willis
-Steven Seagal

The dinner party is just an invitation to the viper assassins, Each person will play a different role in this elite team of bad asses

tech77

OldGoat wrote: »

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

Just make sure to have your dinner parties on different nights then- ye should be fine.

Rented Mule

OldGoat wrote: »

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

An OldGoat and a Rented Mule that have probably run through alot of the same pastures ?? lol

Rented Mule

Rabies wrote: »

David who ?

I was looking for someone to represent the three major western religions, so I went with David.

He is the 'star' in the Jewish religion.

humanji

Oliver Reed and Richard Harris.

I'd be too drunk to remember anyone else who was at it.

sam34

elvis presley
neil armstrong
patrick stewart
adolf hitler
mick o connell
bruce springsteen

marzic

1. peter sellers
2. marilyn monroe
3. hunter s thompson
4. dita von tease
5. sterling moss
6. Eve

kippy

1. God. (well a deity of some sort) (Who else would be able to answer almost any question you had?)
2. Einstein. - (A bit boring here but am sure this guy would have a lot to offer at the dinner table and if you picked up even one of his unpublished ideas you'd be laughing.)
3. Nadine Coyle. (Would love to try the case with her.)
4. The head of the Illuminati,NWO/global rulers that no one knows about (just so I could go into the conspiracy theories forum to close off a few posts with "evidence"
5. Eamon Dunphy (just for the craic)
6. Barack Obama (Is he really as sound as he seems)

4 and 6 could be one and the same person, if it is, then would have Hitler on the standby list.


Kippy

omyatari

-Jesus, deffinatly. (what a great idea goat)
-slash (wanna know what the story is with the hair)
-king lois XIV
-Marquis de Sade.
-paris hilton (disinfected obviously, but really is she really as dumb as she makes us think she is?)
-God.

Mr.Lizard

Adolf Hitler
Aleister Crowley
JD Salinger
Richard Nixon
John Peel
George Lucas

KTRIC

Winston Churchill
Adolf Hitler
Elvis
Phil Lynott
The Sex Pistols
Steven Hawking


That'd be some shindig I tell ya

bullpost

David Byrne
Catherine Deneuve
Shane MacGowan
Kate Bush
Charles Dickens
W B Yeats

CAPSLOCK365

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

kippy

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

Why would you do that? Surely you'd be going over your quota of 6?

CAPSLOCK365

kippy wrote: »

Why would you do that? Surely you'd be going over your quota of 6?

I'd hold a series of them. Perhaps on a knockout basis. With the strongest ones making the final table where there'd be a russian roulette style of dining, one plate with cryptosporidium, one with arsenic, and so on.
The audience gets to vote who gets what.

*Phones RTE TV3 with idea for new show - The Ecoli Factor*

johnny_knoxvile

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

you can come to my dinner party, i have a spot between Victor Meldrew and Pat Kenny for you.

Mr.Lizard

KTRIC wrote: »

Steven Hawking

You'd have to install wheelchair ramps at your place for him. F-that!

Armin_Tamzarian

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

You'd have to install wheelchair ramps at your place for him. F-that!

Nah, you could just leave him outside in the garden.
Park him beside the open, dining-room window.

Mr.Lizard

The_Coon wrote: »

Nah, you could just leave him outside in the garden.
Park him beside the open, dining-room window.

What if some Joyriders came along and nicked his wheelchair while he's outside?

They'd be riding around on the thing and be pulling donuts on the road outside my house causing an awful racket. Possibly even typing "This .... Is .... Bleeding .... Ra-pid .... laugh out loud ... laugh out loud" into his speakNspell game.

Armin_Tamzarian

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

What if some Joyriders came along and nicked his wheelchair while he's outside?

They'd be riding around on the thing and be pulling donuts on the road outside my house causing an awful racket. Possibly even typing "This .... Is .... Bleeding .... Ra-pid .... laugh out loud ... laugh out loud" into his speakNspell game.

Wouldn't happen mate.
Hawinks is pure gangster - he was a founding member of the Krips.

Matter of fact, he ended up in the wheelchair as a result of a drive-by shooting.

Disease Ridden

For a dinner of chips and burgers and then a big piss up with some poker;

Frankie Boyle and Dara O' Briain...I know Frankie was an alcoholic but he's dead funny.

Adolf Hitler...I'd say he'd be good craic when he's pissed

Thomas Paine...just for some 18th century craic like

Michael Colllins...Again, I'd say he'd be up for a good session

Christopher Columbus...well able to handle the drink I'd say

SeekUp

David Attenborough would be first on my invite list! (The others are TBD.)

BraziliaNZ

Hitler, George Orwell, Jesus, Julius Caeser, Napoleon, and my ex-wife, to stir it up a little

Mr.Lizard

Hitler seems a popular choice. He might have too many bookings to make it to your dinner. Would you happy if you got Himmler, Speer or Goebbels perhaps?

Disease Ridden

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Hitler seems a popular choice. He might have too many bookings to make it to your dinner. Would you happy if you got Himmler, Speer or Goebbels perhaps?

Ahh, Joey Goebbels. Yeah if Hitler couldnt make it he can come along.

Galvasean

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover.

Granted thats only four, but I think its a good reference

sorrywhat

dan carter - to fill him full of drink and then try it on with him
Tommy Tiernan - cos he's funny
Brian Cowan - To give him the dodgy chicken dish and hoof him out after 30 mins or so
Jamie Oliver - To cook the dinner cos I cant cook
Bob Dylan - to get the session going
Ray Foley - id say he is good craic

Disease Ridden

sorrywhat wrote: »

dan carter - to fill him full of drink and then try it on with him
Tommy Tiernan - cos he's funny
Brian Cowan - To give him the dodgy chicken dish and hoof him out after 30 mins or so
Jamie Oliver - To cook the dinner cos I cant cook
Bob Dylan - to get the session going
Ray Foley - id say he is good craic

Two people I'd love to see hideously scarred for life..the 2nd guy in particular.

sorrywhat

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Two people I'd love to see hideously scarred for life..the 2nd guy in particular.

Poor oul Jamie gets a bad rap but I like his food. He wouldnt really be sitting at the table he would be getting me my dinner!!

KittyeeTrix

Darwin for some interesting chat
Sawyer from "Lost" for something else!!!!!!

sidneykidney

Jeremy Clarskon
Roy Keane
Mark Billingham(english author and comedian)
James May
James Hetfield(metallica)
Billy Connolly.

An interesting conversation then some good craic with the big yin..

SoWatchaWant

Kate from LOST
Jessica Biel
Charlize Theron
Alexa Chung
Isla Fisher
Dr Phil Grainger, consultant anaesthetist.

Lots of arse lube.

sorrywhat

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

Sawyer from "Lost" for something else!!!!!!

oooohhh yea id lose jamie oliver and have him. we could just drink all night and not bother with food!

but then id be stuck with biffo if we werent having food. Ok im striking him off... im ok with 5. Including me its 6 !

Biggins

Any pope,
Richard Dalkins (http://www.richarddawkins.net/)
Paris Hilton (to ask how she would solve the World economic crises - and then slap her!)
Ghandi
Arther C. Clarke
James Alfred Wight By all acounts a down to earth, nice chatty person. RIP.

sorrywhat

Biggins wrote: »

Any pope,
Parish Hilton (to ask how she would solve the World economic crises - and then slap her!)

Can I come to you dinner party to see that!?

HereticPrincess

John Cleese
Billy Connolly
Megan Fox
My boyf (cheesy yes:p)
Bruce Willis
Arnold Swartzenegger

Reasons not needed, as all of these people are brilliant!:D

poisonated

elle mcpherson
rachel hunter
jerry seinfeld
steve tyler
bono
my granddad

Busi_Girl08

James May
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond
Johnny Depp
Stephen Fry
Paul Merton.

LittleEve

Jesse Metcalfe
Johnny Depp
Colin Farrell
Ryan Reynolds
Justin Timberlake
Rob Kearney

I may have some trouble concentrating on the conversation

Acacia

Johnny Depp x 6.