Fantasy Dinner Party

johnny_knoxvile · 11-05-2009 12:32PM #1

If you could host a dinner party and you could have ANY six guests, who would you have there and why?

Like for example, you might invite the Pope and have him sitting oppsite Graham Norton, just to stimulate conversation. You might think Amy Winehouse is good for some political debate, or you might be a huge Daniel O Donnell or Cheeky Girls fan. Maybe you may have Mary Harney along to make sure Chuck Norris behaves himself. Or kinga from Big Brother so she can open the wine in her unique way. Or simply bring Michael Barrymore and turn it into a pool party?

Come on people be creative!

Rented Mule · 11-05-2009 12:35PM

Frank Zappa
Kurt Vonnegut
George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Mark Twain
Jesus
David
Mohammed

Just for ****s and giggles.

I would really love to see Common Sense rule the day at this dinner party.

Codofwar · 11-05-2009 12:38PM

I would go for:
The Dali Lama,
Sir Alex Fergusun,
Nelson Mandela,
Arnold Palmer,
Raymond E. Feist and
George W. Bush

OldGoat · 11-05-2009 12:39PM

Rented Mule wrote: »

Frank Zappa
Kurt Vonnegut
George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Mark Twain
Jesus
David
Mohammed

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

Rabies · 11-05-2009 12:45PM

David who ?

Agamemnon · 11-05-2009 12:49PM

Arthur Murphy (of Mailbag fame)
Heather Graham
Saddam Hussein
Diora Baird
F Scott Fitzgearld
Bill Hicks

We'd skip the boring eating parts and go straight to the whiskey. By the end of the night, Arthur, Saddam, Bill and F would be arm-in-arm, singing rebel ballads, while I'd try to take advantage of Heather and Diora's inebriated states, but probably black out on the table first.

Quazzie · 11-05-2009 12:54PM

I would invite:

Arsene Wenger,
Antoni Gaudi
Christopher Wren
Le Corbusier
Thierry Henry
Ted Bundy

PirateShampoo · 11-05-2009 12:58PM

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Angelina Jolie
Keeley Hazell
Jordan
Megan Fox
Pamela Anderson (10 years ago)
Jessica Rabbit

+ a couple of bottles of Vodka, deck of cards and the game of Twista

Hornswoggle · 11-05-2009 12:59PM

Megan Fox
Eva Mendes
Jessica Alba
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson
Ann Doyle

Man i'd look like such a pimp

Armin_Tamzarian · 11-05-2009 01:04PM

Ashley Cole
Gerry Ryan
Ryan Tubridy
Lorraine Keane
Neil Delamere
Ian Beale

Main Course: Chicken ala Arsenic

faceman · 11-05-2009 01:09PM

hmm, that would mean seating 7 people which is an awkward number for dinner.

Ross_Mahon · 11-05-2009 01:19PM

-Sylvester Stallone
-Chuck Norris
-Jackie Chan
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
-Bruce Willis
-Steven Seagal

The dinner party is just an invitation to the viper assassins, Each person will play a different role in this elite team of bad asses

tech77 · 11-05-2009 01:24PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

Just make sure to have your dinner parties on different nights then- ye should be fine.

Rented Mule · 11-05-2009 01:31PM

OldGoat wrote: »

Wow, thats exactly the same list I had in mind. What are the odds of THAT happening!

An OldGoat and a Rented Mule that have probably run through alot of the same pastures ?? lol

Rented Mule · 11-05-2009 01:33PM

Rabies wrote: »

David who ?

I was looking for someone to represent the three major western religions, so I went with David.

He is the 'star' in the Jewish religion.

humanji · 11-05-2009 01:40PM

Oliver Reed and Richard Harris.

I'd be too drunk to remember anyone else who was at it.

sam34 · 11-05-2009 01:53PM

elvis presley
neil armstrong
patrick stewart
adolf hitler
mick o connell
bruce springsteen

marzic · 11-05-2009 02:23PM

peter sellers
marilyn monroe
hunter s thompson
dita von tease
sterling moss
Eve

kippy · 11-05-2009 02:31PM

1. God. (well a deity of some sort) (Who else would be able to answer almost any question you had?)
2. Einstein. - (A bit boring here but am sure this guy would have a lot to offer at the dinner table and if you picked up even one of his unpublished ideas you'd be laughing.)
3. Nadine Coyle. (Would love to try the case with her.)
4. The head of the Illuminati,NWO/global rulers that no one knows about (just so I could go into the conspiracy theories forum to close off a few posts with "evidence"
5. Eamon Dunphy (just for the craic)
6. Barack Obama (Is he really as sound as he seems)

4 and 6 could be one and the same person, if it is, then would have Hitler on the standby list.

Kippy

omyatari · 11-05-2009 02:41PM

-Jesus, deffinatly. (what a great idea goat)
-slash (wanna know what the story is with the hair)
-king lois XIV
-Marquis de Sade.
-paris hilton (disinfected obviously, but really is she really as dumb as she makes us think she is?)
-God.

Mr.Lizard · 11-05-2009 02:47PM

Adolf Hitler
Aleister Crowley
JD Salinger
Richard Nixon
John Peel
George Lucas

KTRIC · 11-05-2009 02:51PM

Winston Churchill
Adolf Hitler
Elvis
Phil Lynott
The Sex Pistols
Steven Hawking

That'd be some shindig I tell ya

bullpost · 11-05-2009 02:51PM

David Byrne
Catherine Deneuve
Shane MacGowan
Kate Bush
Charles Dickens
W B Yeats

CAPSLOCK365 · 11-05-2009 02:55PM

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

kippy · 11-05-2009 02:58PM

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

Why would you do that? Surely you'd be going over your quota of 6?

CAPSLOCK365 · 11-05-2009 03:06PM

kippy wrote: »

Why would you do that? Surely you'd be going over your quota of 6?

I'd hold a series of them. Perhaps on a knockout basis. With the strongest ones making the final table where there'd be a russian roulette style of dining, one plate with cryptosporidium, one with arsenic, and so on.
The audience gets to vote who gets what.

*Phones RTE TV3 with idea for new show - The Ecoli Factor*

johnny_knoxvile · 11-05-2009 03:06PM

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

I'd invite all the people who start 'who would you invite to a dinner party' threads and give them food poisoning.

you can come to my dinner party, i have a spot between Victor Meldrew and Pat Kenny for you.

Mr.Lizard · 11-05-2009 03:14PM

KTRIC wrote: »

Steven Hawking

You'd have to install wheelchair ramps at your place for him. F-that!

Armin_Tamzarian · 11-05-2009 03:17PM

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

You'd have to install wheelchair ramps at your place for him. F-that!

Nah, you could just leave him outside in the garden.
Park him beside the open, dining-room window.

Mr.Lizard · 11-05-2009 03:23PM

The_Coon wrote: »

Nah, you could just leave him outside in the garden.
Park him beside the open, dining-room window.

What if some Joyriders came along and nicked his wheelchair while he's outside?

They'd be riding around on the thing and be pulling donuts on the road outside my house causing an awful racket. Possibly even typing "This .... Is .... Bleeding .... Ra-pid .... laugh out loud ... laugh out loud" into his speakNspell game.

Armin_Tamzarian · 11-05-2009 03:30PM

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

What if some Joyriders came along and nicked his wheelchair while he's outside?

They'd be riding around on the thing and be pulling donuts on the road outside my house causing an awful racket. Possibly even typing "This .... Is .... Bleeding .... Ra-pid .... laugh out loud ... laugh out loud" into his speakNspell game.

Wouldn't happen mate.
Hawinks is pure gangster - he was a founding member of the Krips.

Matter of fact, he ended up in the wheelchair as a result of a drive-by shooting.

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