Alternative Election Posters

TheZohan wrote: »

AFAIK for the same period that these Election Posters can go up anyone is entitled to erect a Poster if they follow the same guidelines and take them down in the same timeframe.

lololol

They make really good paper airplanes though...

Tago Mago wrote: »

A close-up of the planet Jupiter with the caption, "Mary Harney, Working For You."

How about a close-up of Uranus with an oversized waiting list for colonoscopies pinned to it?

A picture of Harney in pink spandex (yum)

"Getting Ireland Moving"
(down my oesophagus)

or

"Mary says eat your Greens...and she doesnt mean your vegtables"

Brilliant. Hope someone does this.

RossFixxxed wrote: »

I just remember a drunken mate after walking for 2 hours drunk from town running around with the election poster shouting 'hi there, I'm bertie ahern'... Seemed genius at the time... he ended up with a scar that night. Good times.

This has no relevance whatsover but I just thoguht I'd have a ramble. How are you guys? Good?

i did something similar, drunk, walked around by trinity with a Socialist Party banner i pull down. I started shouting that there was a free pint for everyone that turned up to the event. Despite the fact i was drunk i managed to attrack a small crowd of people asking me where and when it was on.

I know, i was daft, and it has no relevance.

Fianna Fáil -

'Working closely with Kim Jong Il to improve your standards of living.'

thelordofcheese wrote: »

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Why thank you...

I am honoured to have such praised lavished upon me by someone who refers to himself as the Lord Of Cheese...(my wit obviously wasn't a matured enough level of cheese?)

I am merely a humble man, cliches in hand. I may not be a fountain of knowledge, nor will I solve the countries problems...

...but I can't f**k up the country or the health system anymore than the current shower...

And most of all I'm not anally retentive like some around here...

Get Damo in there

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/4r9bq5nix2rluap807vv.jpg

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I don't think you know what anal retentive actually means, or mature. It's because it's a shitty attempt at a joke, it's bad and you should feel bad.For fucks sake, it's worse than "I for one welcome...." because that was actually funny at one point.

The unfunny, unwitty, cliched, uneducated abhorant Mr Johnny Knoxville had the fair maiden Harney at his mercy when suddenly...
Her champion, the good Knight Sir Lordofcheese came galloping over the mountain on his white steed, rapier in hand.
He struck down the evil Mr Knoxvile with one swipe of his sword and a few more with his sharpe tounge.
He then scooped up the fair maiden Harney and rode off in to the sunset.
(the horse was knacker though)...

man you need to do like Frankie says and "relax"!

I'd vote for the Soldier.

He seems to know what he's at.

Him or Ackerman.

thelordofcheese wrote: »

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Nice one.
A spelling mistake and grammatical error all in one.

Maybe a picture of Cowen and a thought bubble...

"Social Partners? Are they not an escort service?"