Alternative Election Posters

TheZohanS

Have just read a post about election Posters being erected and not taken down after the 7 days and it's got me thinking...

AFAIK for the same period that these Election Posters can go up anyone is entitled to erect a Poster if they follow the same guidelines and take them down in the same timeframe.

What message, funny or not would you include in your Poster?

I'd go with:

"Brain Cowen,
the highest paid politician in Europe.
Take a pay cut Biffo"

SoWatchaWant

TheZohan wrote: »

AFAIK for the same period that these Election Posters can go up anyone is entitled to erect a Poster if they follow the same guidelines and take them down in the same timeframe.

lololol

Saibh

Solution to alternative election posters - have none...

Hornswoggle

They make really good paper airplanes though...

Dennis the Stone

A close-up of the planet Jupiter with the caption, "Mary Harney, Working For You."

upmeath

Tago Mago wrote: »

A close-up of the planet Jupiter with the caption, "Mary Harney, Working For You."

How about a close-up of Uranus with an oversized waiting list for colonoscopies pinned to it?

Hamiltonion

Willie O' Dea

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1598/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1598R-207974.jpg

johnny_knoxvile

A picture of Harney in pink spandex (yum)

"Getting Ireland Moving"
(down my oesophagus)

or

"Mary says eat your Greens...and she doesnt mean your vegtables"

johnny_knoxvile

Bertie Ahern and Shaggy

"It Wasn't Me"

Overheal

Brilliant. Hope someone does this.

RossFixxxed

I just remember a drunken mate after walking for 2 hours drunk from town running around with the election poster shouting 'hi there, I'm bertie ahern'... Seemed genius at the time... he ended up with a scar that night. Good times.

This has no relevance whatsover but I just thoguht I'd have a ramble. How are you guys? Good?

johnny_knoxvile

RossFixxxed wrote: »

I just remember a drunken mate after walking for 2 hours drunk from town running around with the election poster shouting 'hi there, I'm bertie ahern'... Seemed genius at the time... he ended up with a scar that night. Good times.

This has no relevance whatsover but I just thoguht I'd have a ramble. How are you guys? Good?

i did something similar, drunk, walked around by trinity with a Socialist Party banner i pull down. I started shouting that there was a free pint for everyone that turned up to the event. Despite the fact i was drunk i managed to attrack a small crowd of people asking me where and when it was on.

I know, i was daft, and it has no relevance.

thelordofcheese

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

A picture of Harney in pink spandex (yum)

"Getting Ireland Moving"
(down my oesophagus)

or

"Mary says eat your Greens...and she doesnt mean your vegtables"

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Dave!

thelordofcheese wrote: »

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Wow man, you're so mature it's unreal ! :eek:

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Very very impressed !

Captain-America

Fianna Fáil poster, with no picture.

"We didn't put in any effort because you'll probably vote for us again anyway."

SoupyNorman

Fianna Fáil -

'Working closely with Kim Jong Il to improve your standards of living.'

antodeco

Im #1

johnny_knoxvile

thelordofcheese wrote: »

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Why thank you...

I am honoured to have such praised lavished upon me by someone who refers to himself as the Lord Of Cheese...(my wit obviously wasn't a matured enough level of cheese?)

I am merely a humble man, cliches in hand. I may not be a fountain of knowledge, nor will I solve the countries problems...

...but I can't f**k up the country or the health system anymore than the current shower...

And most of all I'm not anally retentive like some around here...

thelordofcheese

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

And most of all I'm not anally retentive like some around here...

I don't think you know what anal retentive actually means, or mature. It's because it's a shitty attempt at a joke, it's bad and you should feel bad.For fucks sake, it's worse than "I for one welcome...." because that was actually funny at one point.

Sparky

Get Damo in there

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/4r9bq5nix2rluap807vv.jpg

dr.bollocko

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I don't think you know what anal retentive actually means, or mature. It's because it's a shitty attempt at a joke, it's bad and you should feel bad.For fucks sake, it's worse than "I for one welcome...." because that was actually funny at one point.

Was it?
I really hope it wasn't.

johnny_knoxvile

thelordofcheese wrote: »

I don't think you know what anal retentive actually means, or mature. It's because it's a shitty attempt at a joke, it's bad and you should feel bad.For fucks sake, it's worse than "I for one welcome...." because that was actually funny at one point.

The unfunny, unwitty, cliched, uneducated abhorant Mr Johnny Knoxville had the fair maiden Harney at his mercy when suddenly...
Her champion, the good Knight Sir Lordofcheese came galloping over the mountain on his white steed, rapier in hand.
He struck down the evil Mr Knoxvile with one swipe of his sword and a few more with his sharpe tounge.
He then scooped up the fair maiden Harney and rode off in to the sunset.
(the horse was knacker though)...

man you need to do like Frankie says and "relax"!

thelordofcheese

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Was it?
I really hope it wasn't.

What? That was a fantastic episdoe. You heathen!

Davidius

I'd vote for the Soldier.

He seems to know what he's at.

Him or Ackerman.

Captain-America

Sparky wrote: »

Get Damo in there

http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/4r9bq5nix2rluap807vv.jpg

What's this about?

Terry

thelordofcheese wrote: »

hahahah - it's funny because she's fat!

Ohh, you are indeed a modern oscar wilde with a wit like that, with your sharp and fresh observations which definitely aren't tired, clichéd, unfunny and done to death.

Wit such titans of intellect like yourself i'm sure irelands problems will soon be nothing more that a distant memory.

Nice one.
A spelling mistake and grammatical error all in one.

wudangclan

Terry wrote: »

Nice one.
A spelling mistake and grammatical error all in one.

he's lost his wits

vote damo #1

upmeath

Maybe a picture of Cowen and a thought bubble...

"Social Partners? Are they not an escort service?"

giggsy664

Some HAS to do this.

How about for the General Elections we do a "DeVore No.1, Cloud No. 2"

Or even "Terry. Proudly standing for the rights of nudists everywhere"

Futurism

If only I knew how to make these posters.

giggsy664

upmeath wrote: »

Maybe a picture of Cowen and a thought bubble...

"Social Partners? Are they not an escort service?"

+1

My name is Mud

This makes me recall Neil Delamare's observation, as heard on the panel.

A Mary Harney poster out in Lucan from the last election, one of those ones that goes on the grass verge beside roads, the horizontal ones (as opposed to the ones that go on the lamposts).

Anyway, the poster had a picture of her on it, with a slogan underneath saying:

"Vote Mary Harney, Progressive Democrats. Dont throw it all away"

And someone drew on at the end

"...or else i'll eat it".

Fink Goddie

Careful now, dont mention Mary Harney, her love child (Lord of cheese) wont like it!!!

RaverRo808

How about edible election posters,that can eaten after the election,saves the polictical parties trouble of taking them down and also can feed hungry unemployed people straving from the recession,win win,'I love abit of Maurice Aherne me'

Slow Motion

Anyone remember this? Warning you might have to poke out your eyes after

bertie%5B1%5D.jpg

DonkeyPunch

This guy would get my vote