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Office based injuries

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  • #32
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    With a broken spine you havent much chance..

    not that you did anyway.
    Too mean :(


  • #33
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Too mean :(

    Do you think its ever worked for any man, anywhere?


  • #34
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    omyatari youre unsuccesful at plotting a rampage? Thats not good. Pee on some biscuits and then offer them round.
    Or maybe organise some office olympics. You know partition jumping, the mouse throw, chair swimming. Then beat up all the loosers.

    you missus, are a legend.

    *hurries to Spar on the corner to get biscuits*

    and for Chin... ha! /gloat


  • #35
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Do you think its ever worked for any man, anywhere?
    Do war heroes count?.......


  • #36
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Do war heroes count?.......

    Depends..are they missing limbs?


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  • #37
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Do war heroes count?.......
    Cue Frada...Frada?...Frada!... FRADA, Curtain Call!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #38
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Some carpal tunnel syndrome.


  • #39
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Depends..are they missing limbs?
    12


  • #40
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    12

    Awesome..mutant heros..


    I could score a turtle!!


  • #41
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Not so much an injury - more like a hideous embarrassment.....

    I once had this long skirt I used to wear to work... It got caught in one of the wheels of my chair. Tried to pull it out, but too much caught in wheel. Heard ripping and stopped.

    Cue an army of people trying to detach me from said chair with rulers, pens, knives etc.. In the end, the maintenance man cut the wheel off the chair and managed to prise it open.

    Skirt ripped, red face, standing at desk waiting on a new chair for 15 mins.

    Aah yes - good times.:)


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  • #42
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Awesome..mutant heros..


    I could score a turtle!!

    you could, but do you REALY want to now....?


  • #43
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    omyatari wrote: »
    you could, but do you REALY want to now....?

    Specisit!
    The smart one was pretty hot. Come on now, be fair.


  • #44
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Specisit!
    The smart one was pretty hot. Come on now, be fair.

    well i was thinking if we are going for mutants, the blue guy from watchmen was ..eh..interesting :D

    if we are going for turtles, raffaelo...;)

    Office injuries!
    a guy just got thrown a pen in the eye... let the rampage begin!


  • #45
    LittleEve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 60 ✭✭LittleEve


    Trí wrote: »
    Not so much an injury - more like a hideous embarrassment.....

    I once had this long skirt I used to wear to work... It got caught in one of the wheels of my chair. Tried to pull it out, but too much caught in wheel. Heard ripping and stopped.

    Cue an army of people trying to detach me from said chair with rulers, pens, knives etc.. In the end, the maintenance man cut the wheel off the chair and managed to prise it open.

    Skirt ripped, red face, standing at desk waiting on a new chair for 15 mins.

    Aah yes - good times.:)

    been there done that :o
    ripped the back of my linen trousers on the way out to lunch one day..was only when i got outside that it felt very "breezy"...had to laugh once i got over the embarrassement :D


  • #46
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Opened huge old safe where i keep backup tapes, holding door of safe in my right hand. Sadly misjudged distance to adjacent desk, slamming my ring finger between the two.
    Cue hugely throbbing finger for several days, at the end needed anti inflamatorys and antibiotics...ouch


  • #47
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Staple in the finger, paper cut on the webbing of my finger/thumb(repeated) and ended up in hospital with torn cartilage in my knee. Well, that kinda happened the night before (some scumbag took a dislike to me busting a move on the dancefloor), but i went to work, and ended up locking my leg straight, and cue 2 hours in casualty, painkillers and antiinflamitories. Not a hugely interesting story, but mildly amusing trying to fit into a car with my leg dead straight.


  • #48
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I got entangled in a ring binder somehow :(


  • #49
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    bronte wrote: »
    I got entangled in a ring binder somehow :(

    ahhh, office love affairs...


  • #50
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Lol! I wish!


  • #51
    Firetrap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,441 ✭✭✭Firetrap


    Yeah. Got a repetitive strain injury. Turns out I'd been using the mouse all wrong for years. Physio got a certain masochistic pleasure from inflicting great pain on me whilst fixing said RSI.


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  • #52
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Had someone spill hot coffee all over my back. It wouldn't be too bad if it was tea because coffee smells rank. Also stapled my finger a few times.


  • #53
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Firetrap wrote: »
    Yeah. Got a repetitive strain injury. Turns out I'd been using the mouse all wrong for years. Physio got a certain masochistic pleasure from inflicting great pain on me whilst fixing said RSI.


    Were you holding it like this?

    http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2109474/m1_Full.jpg


  • #54
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Was trying to photocopy my nutsack when the chair slipped and I banged the ballbag off the corner of the machine.:mad::mad:


  • #55
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Was trying to photocopy my nutsack when the chair slipped and I banged the ballbag off the corner of the machine.:mad::mad:

    I thought you were female !!


    :confused:


  • #56
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I thought you were female !!


    :confused:

    He is now.


  • #57
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I thought you were female !!


    :confused:
    What the hell ever gave you that idea :confused:
    He talks about numerous scuts but we all know women dont fart or poo


  • #58
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    that kinda happened the night before (some scumbag took a dislike to me busting a move on the dancefloor)

    Did you get served?


  • #59
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    The_Coon wrote: »
    Did you get served?

    Yes. Yes i did.
    My coolness was not high enough, and his cloak of scumbagness had +10 drugs and +5 possibility of getting stabbed.
    I was thinking of going down to his "turf" and "throwing down" against his "crew" but I'm worried they might not know what I'm talking about, and kick living ****e outta me.


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