Wipe the seat or not

Reg'stoy · 06-05-2009 06:49PM #1

OK so here's my problem. I was at a house party last weekend usual mix of people. Anyway was drinking bottles of beer, so naturally enough ended up needing the toilet and was shown to one by the house owner.

It was your run of the mill typical semi-D style down stairs toilet in the hall way. Step around the usual gathering in the hall and close the door behind me. Now like most fellas I like to pee standing up including the bloke who used the toilet before me. The ignorant f*** had just pissed all over the seat and left. I lifted the seat gingerly but it was one of those seats that won't stay up 'bollox'. So there I am holding the seat and the lad (it was now obvious that the yer man couldn't be bothered to hold the seat up). I finish up only to realise that the next person in might be waiting outside and they could be female (last thing I wanted to be known as by all the women there, was the bloke who pisses all over the seat).

Ended up wiping the seat clean of someone else's piss and yep every f***ing time I went for a slash some other prick has yes you guessed it, pissed all over the seat.

So my question to you the very knowledgeable after hours posters is, should I have wiped the seat or just said 'sod it' and hopefully not be known as the bloke who pissed all over the seat by all and sundry.

easyeason3 · 06-05-2009 06:56PM

As a female I would have appreciated you wiping it, but I normally wipe the seat before I use it anyway even though I hover regardless.
Had you not wiped it & I walked in straight after you I'd assume it was your mess & then you would have been branded a filthy animal.

Also do guys stand directly over the bowl & scratch their balls so that their short & curlies fall everywhere?

Yet another disgusting habit I encounter quite a bit.

Berty · 06-05-2009 06:59PM

Reg'stoy wrote: »

It was your run of the mill typical semi-D style down stairs toilet in the hall way.

What kind of house has a toilet in the hallway?

Fvcking peasants or what?

WoollyRedHat · 06-05-2009 07:00PM

I blame feminisits.

Senna · 06-05-2009 07:01PM

When these complicated maters come up, i just pee in the sink.

My name is URL · 06-05-2009 07:01PM

I use the sink at house parties, it's far more efficient imo

seanybiker · 06-05-2009 07:02PM

I always wipe the seat. Seeing piss all over the place is manky.

Snowie · 06-05-2009 07:02PM

I just lift the seat and leave it up ......

Vain · 06-05-2009 07:02PM

Shoulda hosed off the piss with more piss. Its what I would of done.

Ruu_Old · 06-05-2009 07:03PM

Clog up the loo and leave out the window.

Vain · 06-05-2009 07:04PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I just lift the seat and leave it up ......

But as the op said the seat wouldnt stay up on its own. Unless you want to stay in the jacks all night holding the seat up watching people piss. Kinky:D

phasers · 06-05-2009 07:04PM

As a female I just piss in the sink so I don't care

Vain · 06-05-2009 07:07PM

phasers wrote: »

As a female I just piss in the sink so I don't care

Pics or gtfo, You should go on Britains got talent.

FearDark · 06-05-2009 07:07PM

Do what I do at house parties and piss into an empty bottle of miller.

...and wait.

Lilyblue · 06-05-2009 07:08PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

As a female I would have appreciated you wiping it, but I normally wipe the seat before I use it anyway even though I hover regardless.
Had you not wiped it & I walked in straight after you I'd assume it was your mess & then you would have been branded a filthy animal.

Me too

Poor Uncle Tom · 06-05-2009 07:08PM

Posh party.....

Gully outside the kitchen window is for pissing in.;)

Vain · 06-05-2009 07:09PM

FearDark wrote: »

Do what I do at house parties and piss into an empty bottle of miller.

...and wait.

I bet you never run out of miller.

Reg'stoy · 06-05-2009 07:10PM

phasers wrote: »

As a female I just piss in the sink so I don't care

Damn never thought of the sink, maybe if I had bothered washing my hands it might have occured to me.

FearDark · 06-05-2009 07:11PM

Vain wrote: »

I bet you never run out of miller.

I dont drink that piss

Snowie · 06-05-2009 07:12PM

Vain wrote: »

But as the op said the seat wouldnt stay up on its own. Unless you want to stay in the jacks all night holding the seat up watching people piss. Kinky:D

I hate toilets like that :mad: there one like that in my mums bathroom trying to aim and hold the thing up so anoying i would of she-wee'd in that case ....
No i dont having a peeing fetish, i once new this drug dealer who we where smoking a few splifs with and turned around and said

i'd love to leave a little turd on a black woman

I never laughed so hard and cryed so much in all my life

:pac:

phasers wrote: »

As a female I just piss in the sink so I don't care

I once had sex on a sink it broke but we carried on regardless

Vain · 06-05-2009 07:15PM

wimmenz should be made carry one of this bad boys around at all times
http://shop.packyourbags.com/acatalog/Shewee_Ladies_Wee_Funnel.html

Im getting sick of wimmenz giving out to me for trying to see how far i can step back while p!ssing and still get it in the bowl. I could the toliet seat as the bowl aswell, its the same thing really.

phasers · 06-05-2009 07:18PM

Vain wrote: »

Pics or gtfo, You should go on Britains got talent.

They didn't broadcast my audition, but Piers Morgan invited me back to his dressing room to discuss my career

galwayrush · 06-05-2009 07:25PM

Always wipe before you sit down,

Fulton Crown · 06-05-2009 07:46PM

Jezze ..what a nation !

Half way through a house party ..kludgy is usually a freekin swamp !

My deal is to wait until the wand is well full and in semi limber position.

If the seat is wet ..give it a good hose down so at least I'll be wiping my own piss.

Check for any cobwebs or spiders and if noticed ..give them a good drenching with the Japs Eye...buggers can spread disease...

All toilets should have moist wipes for female users..so if none present ..give the toilet roll a good spray....it's only manners.

Be sure to water any potted plants...but be carefull of cacti.

Finally clear the walls of any flaky paint, candlegrease ,dried sh1t or spunk stains with a couple of well directed Jets.

Flush and leave......job done !!:D

TheZohanS · 06-05-2009 07:52PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Jezze ..what a nation !

Half way through a house party ..kludgy is usually a freekin swamp !

My deal is to wait until the wand is well full and in semi limber position.

If the seat is wet ..give it a good hose down so at least I'll be wiping my own piss.

Check for any cobwebs or spiders and if noticed ..give them a good drenching with the Japs Eye...buggers can spread disease...

All toilets should have moist wipes for female users..so if none present ..give the toilet roll a good spray....it's only manners.

Be sure to water any potted plants...but be carefull of cacti.

Finally clear the walls of any flaky paint, candlegrease ,dried sh1t or spunk stains with a couple of well directed Jets.

Flush and leave......job done !!:D

Ever consider doing an info-mercial?

Elliemental · 06-05-2009 08:39PM

I fear any toilet that isn't owned and policed by myself. I'd wiped the seat before I made any kind of bodily contact with it, even if it spotless.

poisonated · 06-05-2009 08:48PM

I always clean it off.Not in a filthy toilet though.Some toilets are absolutely disgusting and if they are like that anyway.

Darksaga87 · 06-05-2009 08:55PM

Leave a note, clean it once, leave a note with your name telling everyone not to piss on the seat, then inform the women it was not you, all men are scum, and you are the only decent guy at the party.

admiralofthefleet · 06-05-2009 08:57PM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I blame feminisits.

trying to be a peemale

Armin_Tamzarian · 06-05-2009 09:02PM

This one time, at a house-party, my mate pissed in the house owner's iron.
He wanted to get him back for pissing him off all night.

That would have been one hell of an interesting ironing session to watch.

SoupyNorman · 06-05-2009 09:05PM

All of us men should follow LD's example...

El problemo solved...

Wipe the seat or not

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