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I have a job interview tomorrow

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  • #32
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

    show them your nuts, if you're not a guy they wont forget you in a hurry :pac:


  • #33
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Take a load of speed before the interview...

    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/4922/spud.jpg


  • #34
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    First one ive gotten all year btw(that doesnt make me look too good)

    So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

    when the interviewer asks you "where do see yourself in five years?"

    dont give a Pink & Brain answer and say something like "half way to attaining world domination".

    Best of luck with your interview!


  • #35
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Talk in riddles and when they question you announce your the lord jesus christ returned.....wait youre female. Defecate everywhere


  • #36
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    My boyfriend had an interview a couple of weeks ago, first interview since losing his job in December. They went through all the normal nterview procedure with him and when they asked him if he had any questions he asked where they'd be going on the Christmas party :rolleyes: Dickhead! He got the job though!


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  • #37
    James Forde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭James Forde


    Wear a pair of crotchless leather chaps...............shows you have balls...............


  • #38
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    bryanjf wrote: »
    Wear a pair of crotchless leather chaps...............shows you have balls...............

    thats like the dude that walked into see the psychologist wearing cling-film underwear.

    The psychologist said "i can clearly see your nuts"


  • #39
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    The_Coon wrote: »
    That's just sexist.
    The interviewer could be a woman, maybe the OPs applying to be a Nun
    or a hairdresser.


    As "Al Murray" says, there's only two jobs for a woman, secretary and nurse.

    "Accountant" ? That's just a secretary with a calculator.

    And it's a pint for the men, glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. Those are the rules !


  • #40
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    pull a "basic instinct" on the interviewer,

    but seriously tho, grats on the job ;)


  • #41
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    zeusnero wrote: »
    By any chance is the job "marketing related"? in the current climate it seems a little weird that you'd get a callback after just 11 hours if your skillset isn't in demand... if the name of the company is something snazzy like Gallop Marketing (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin//showthread.php?p=55421038) or Majestic Marketing then give the interview a miss...

    If not best of luck and make sure to keep eye contact - that's the most important part of going down :D

    no its an office job


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  • #42
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Basic Instinct leg crossover FTW.


  • #43
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Ever see the video '1 guy 1 jar'?

    Do that


  • #44
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZjN6EMO55U


    This guy is jammy, too full of s**t. The start and finish parts are annoying.


  • #45
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Ok, here's what you do.

    Go in, give a firm handshake. Look the lady in the eyes, smile and say hello.

    Take your seat when offered, and sit with your hands in your lap. Do not fidget, always remain polite, but do smile when appropriate.

    At the first opportunity, ask if her if you both can scissors, or if she wants she can sit on your face.


  • #46
    girlbiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭girlbiker


    A friend of mine when asked 'What did you do to prepare for this interview?' replied:


    Had a shower! :)

    Got the job too!


  • #47
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Hmmm... Post up a pic of your boobs and we'll tell you wether to flash them or not


  • #48
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Onkle wrote: »
    Hmmm... Post up a pic of your boobs and we'll tell you wether to flash them or not


    And your cunny-hole.


  • #49
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Be confident, watch your posture, try not to fidget during the interview, if you can clasp your hands together in your lap, and try to make eye contact with the interviewer.


  • #50
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Be confident, watch your posture, try not to fidget during the interview, if you can clasp your hands together in your lap, and try to make eye contact with the interviewer.


    What?! Wait a minute, that sounds like serious advice. Serious advice has no place in AH Ms Puddleduck. Take it back, take it back or else...

    * shakes fist threateningly

    OP, don't listen to this advice. Do anything else mentioned in this thread and you'll be fine.


  • #51
    Puddleduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    What?! Wait a minute, that sounds like serious advice. Serious advice has no place in AH Ms Puddleduck. Take it back, take it back or else...

    * shakes fist threateningly

    OP, don't listen to this advice. Do anything else mentioned in this thread and you'll be fine.

    Er yes..what I meant was shake your jubblies and strip...


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  • #52
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Puddleduck wrote: »
    Er yes..what I meant was shake your jubblies and strip...


    Hmm, a course of action which can be applied to almost any situation...


  • #53
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Bloody women, coming over here taking our jobs...

    If the Govt took strong action to ban women from working, then men could replace them, getting paid more for the same jobs and contributing more taxes to the economy.


  • #54
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭Wossack


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    when the interviewer asks you "where do see yourself in five years?"

    "..dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife.. uhh uhh doing your... son?"


  • #55
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    My boyfriend had an interview a couple of weeks ago, first interview since losing his job in December. They went through all the normal nterview procedure with him and when they asked him if he had any questions he asked where they'd be going on the Christmas party :rolleyes: Dickhead! He got the job though!


    This is by far the best comment on this thread.
    I have an interview tomorrow & I know I'm going to think of this when they ask me have I any questions.
    I'm just hoping I don't burst out into uncontrollable laughter :D


  • #56
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    well AHers

    im just back from the interview- went VERY well- even made her laugh:) yay!!!


  • #57
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    well AHers

    im just back from the interview- went VERY well- even made her laugh:) yay!!!
    Did you tickle her?


  • #58
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Dave! wrote: »
    Did you tickle her?

    no just made a joke
    d u h :)


  • #59
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no just made a joke
    d u h :)

    Did you go with the crotchless chaps in the end?


  • #60
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    waraf wrote: »
    Did you go with the crotchless chaps in the end?

    no just went as me:)


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  • #61
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    You, with crotchless chaps?


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