I have a job interview tomorrow

useful_contacts

First one ive gotten all year btw(that doesnt make me look too good)

So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

delta_bravo

Drop the hand

Ruu_Old

Come in dripping in sweat and give them a good handshake.

Disease Ridden

Please nobody reply with some sort of joke taking into account that her username is "useful contacts" eg. consult some of your useful contcts lol

hada

useful_contacts wrote: »

First one ive gotten all year btw(that doesnt make me look too good)

So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

You're posting this in AH.


God you must be really desperate.

Drummerboy08

Tell them about your recent holiday to Mexico.

MagicMarker

Suck on a lollipop.

chillywilly

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Please nobody reply with some sort of joke taking into account that her username is "useful contacts" eg. consult some of your useful contcts lol

you just did

KnifeWRENCH

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Please nobody reply with some sort of joke taking into account that her username is "useful contacts" eg. consult some of your useful contcts lol

You just did.

/facepalm

Edit: DAMN YOU CHILLYWILLY :mad:

AnonoBoy

Wear something suggestive......... like a big question mark t-shirt!

Futurism

MagicMarker wrote: »

Suck on a lollipop.

Or alternatively, the inteviewer.

CreepingDeath

useful_contacts wrote: »

So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me?

Kidnap his wife and kids.

Saibh

Don't go to the interview

ScumLord

Hostage situation FTW.

SEPT 23 1989

pistol whip him/her

Snowie

Your covering letter got you the interveiw now its up to you to show that you can tie up whats on your cv and whats expected of you in the job together... and not being nervous... which i know is difficult but if you know you can do the job then you should'nt be...

Oh and good luck

useful_contacts

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Kidnap his wife and kids.

its a woman interviewing me

MagicMarker

useful_contacts wrote: »

its a woman interviewing me

lol

Silly

useful_contacts

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Your covering letter got you the interveiw now its up to you to show that you can tie up whats on your cv and whats expected of you in the job together... and not being nervous... which i know is difficult but if you know you can do the job then you should'nt be...

Oh and good luck

The scary thing is my cover letter was v basic- nothing at all good in there. And i got a call 11 hours after i applied

Tis fate i tellz ya:p

When they introduce themselves, say 'nice to meet you again'. Then drop the hand.

AnonoBoy

useful_contacts wrote: »

its a woman interviewing me

No it isn't. :rolleyes:

Come on now. You've had your little joke with the thickos from the island. A woman interviewing someone for a job!

Snowie

useful_contacts wrote: »

The scary thing is my cover letter was v basic- nothing at all good in there. And i got a call 11 hours after i applied

Tis fate i tellz ya:p

Well then pray shes a raging lesbian

useful_contacts

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No it isn't. :rolleyes:

Come on now. You've had your little joke with the thickos from the island. A woman interviewing someone for a job!

ah ya your right ya got me!!

Disease Ridden

chillywilly wrote: »

you just did

Knife-WREEENCH wrote: »

You just did.

/facepalm

Edit: DAMN YOU CHILLYWILLY :mad:

Jinx, touch wood!

CreepingDeath

useful_contacts wrote: »

its a woman interviewing me

Nah, that was just the receptionist you handed your CV into.

MagicMarker

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Nah, that was just the receptionist you handed your CV into.

Don't be so stupid, it could have been the tea lady.

Takk

Ruu wrote: »

Come in dripping in sweat and give them a good handshake.

Come in dripping in blood and give them a good handshake.

zeusnero

useful_contacts wrote: »

The scary thing is my cover letter was v basic- nothing at all good in there. And i got a call 11 hours after i applied

By any chance is the job "marketing related"? in the current climate it seems a little weird that you'd get a callback after just 11 hours if your skillset isn't in demand... if the name of the company is something snazzy like Gallop Marketing (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin//showthread.php?p=55421038) or Majestic Marketing then give the interview a miss...

If not best of luck and make sure to keep eye contact - that's the most important part of going down

Slow Motion

Be confident, assert yourself! Tell them you will only work between the hours of 10 to 3 and you want a 2 hour lunch break, 3 months holidays p.a. and a starting salary of 100k minimum. They will be so impressed with you they will probably offer you a directorship and shares!*










*May not work and could cost you the job!

connundrum

useful_contacts wrote: »

The scary thing is my cover letter was v basic- nothing at all good in there.

Do you actually wonder why its the first interview you've had in 5 months?

I think your 'couldn't be arsed about the job either way' attitude could probably swing it.

Armin_Tamzarian

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Nah, that was just the receptionist you handed your CV into.

That's just sexist.
The interviewer could be a woman, maybe the OPs applying to be a Nun
or a hairdresser.

marcsignal

useful_contacts wrote: »

So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

show them your nuts, if you're not a guy they wont forget you in a hurry :pac:

Smart Bug

Take a load of speed before the interview...

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/4922/spud.jpg

johnny_knoxvile

useful_contacts wrote: »

First one ive gotten all year btw(that doesnt make me look too good)

So what can i do to make the interviewer remember me? Come on AH do your worst:p

when the interviewer asks you "where do see yourself in five years?"

dont give a Pink & Brain answer and say something like "half way to attaining world domination".

Best of luck with your interview!

Professey Chin

Talk in riddles and when they question you announce your the lord jesus christ returned.....wait youre female. Defecate everywhere

ibarelycare

My boyfriend had an interview a couple of weeks ago, first interview since losing his job in December. They went through all the normal nterview procedure with him and when they asked him if he had any questions he asked where they'd be going on the Christmas party :rolleyes: Dickhead! He got the job though!

James Forde

Wear a pair of crotchless leather chaps...............shows you have balls...............

johnny_knoxvile

bryanjf wrote: »

Wear a pair of crotchless leather chaps...............shows you have balls...............

thats like the dude that walked into see the psychologist wearing cling-film underwear.

The psychologist said "i can clearly see your nuts"

CreepingDeath

The_Coon wrote: »

That's just sexist.
The interviewer could be a woman, maybe the OPs applying to be a Nun
or a hairdresser.

As "Al Murray" says, there's only two jobs for a woman, secretary and nurse.

"Accountant" ? That's just a secretary with a calculator.

And it's a pint for the men, glass of white wine or fruit based drink for the lady. Those are the rules !

omyatari

pull a "basic instinct" on the interviewer,

but seriously tho, grats on the job

useful_contacts

zeusnero wrote: »

By any chance is the job "marketing related"? in the current climate it seems a little weird that you'd get a callback after just 11 hours if your skillset isn't in demand... if the name of the company is something snazzy like Gallop Marketing (http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin//showthread.php?p=55421038) or Majestic Marketing then give the interview a miss...

If not best of luck and make sure to keep eye contact - that's the most important part of going down

no its an office job

Aidric

Basic Instinct leg crossover FTW.

Dave!

Ever see the video '1 guy 1 jar'?

Do that

Tech3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZjN6EMO55U

This guy is jammy, too full of s**t. The start and finish parts are annoying.

Smart Bug

Ok, here's what you do.

Go in, give a firm handshake. Look the lady in the eyes, smile and say hello.

Take your seat when offered, and sit with your hands in your lap. Do not fidget, always remain polite, but do smile when appropriate.

At the first opportunity, ask if her if you both can scissors, or if she wants she can sit on your face.

girlbiker

A friend of mine when asked 'What did you do to prepare for this interview?' replied:


Had a shower!

Got the job too!

Gary ITR

Hmmm... Post up a pic of your boobs and we'll tell you wether to flash them or not

Smart Bug

Onkle wrote: »

Hmmm... Post up a pic of your boobs and we'll tell you wether to flash them or not

And your cunny-hole.

Puddleduck

Be confident, watch your posture, try not to fidget during the interview, if you can clasp your hands together in your lap, and try to make eye contact with the interviewer.

Smart Bug

Puddleduck wrote: »

Be confident, watch your posture, try not to fidget during the interview, if you can clasp your hands together in your lap, and try to make eye contact with the interviewer.

What?! Wait a minute, that sounds like serious advice. Serious advice has no place in AH Ms Puddleduck. Take it back, take it back or else...

* shakes fist threateningly

OP, don't listen to this advice. Do anything else mentioned in this thread and you'll be fine.

Puddleduck

Smart Bug wrote: »

What?! Wait a minute, that sounds like serious advice. Serious advice has no place in AH Ms Puddleduck. Take it back, take it back or else...

* shakes fist threateningly

OP, don't listen to this advice. Do anything else mentioned in this thread and you'll be fine.

Er yes..what I meant was shake your jubblies and strip...