Funniest graffiti you've ever seen

Mr.Lizard · 06-05-2009 10:34AM

DCU gents toilet had this :

"J*** M***** is gay"
(where J*** M***** was a rather uptight, humourless lecturer).

Couple of days later underneath it was written
"No I'm not! And if I find out who wrote this I'm going to rape your bottom"

hullaballoo · 06-05-2009 12:44PM

Eye-level at a urinal somewhere: "Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

jasonb · 06-05-2009 12:58PM

On the back of the door in a cubicle in the Gents Toilet in Maynooth College back in 1990...

'Anxious? Worried? Pregnant? You're in the wrong jacks!'

There used to be a sign for Tallaght on the M50 a few years ago that someone had written 'Is GAY!' on it. So Tallaght is gay apparently.

J.

Blazer · 06-05-2009 01:23PM

Toilet cubicle where I work..

"Flush hard...it has to go the whole way to the canteen".

Highsider · 06-05-2009 01:43PM

Those flats at the back of the Ilac centre used to have.....Don't panic keep shopping....on one of the walls.:pac:

robby^5 · 06-05-2009 02:01PM

In a set of toilets once there was writing just above the toilet that read "look left", then on the left it read "look right", then on the right "look right" again, then on the door it reads "look up" and when you do written on the ceiling is "why are you pissing in a circle?"

useful_contacts · 06-05-2009 02:01PM

thebigcheese22 wrote: »

Shoot....

Mine would have to be in the toilet in college where there was a list of reasons why people were virgins and there were some crackers! :pac:

This

My sister lives out in grangemoclar(tipp) and saw this on the local shop

v childish but i loled:)

builttospill · 06-05-2009 02:01PM

On the jax wall in Hogan's:

"Little Jack Horner sat in the corner cos he had a square arse."

and...

"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children her uterus fell out."

I Lol'd long time...probably cos I'd been drinking for a few days by that stage.

neil_hosey · 06-05-2009 02:42PM

"don't drink and derive..."

on a cubicle in maynooth CS dept... lol
feckin heroic.

triseke · 06-05-2009 02:55PM

the best ive ever seen is scrawled on the side of a primary school, in huge letters,

"UP YOURS, CHILDREN"

A7X · 06-05-2009 03:31PM

Kensington wrote: »

On the N81 Tallaght Bypass, clearly visible for all passing by on the road:
"TALIFORNIA" (and yes, it is spelt like that).

I do believe u mean it's spelt TALIFORINA

panda100 · 06-05-2009 03:43PM

I like this graffiti just of Parnell street : http://www.eoinbutler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/help-your-local-gardai.jpg

The funniest I saw though was outside a catholic convent school in south Dublin there was a sign saying ' NO ENTRY to cars or pedestrians' and someone had written underneath 'or pussy'.

HashSlinging · 06-05-2009 03:58PM

On Adelaide rd there's a no parking sign that's been altered to NO Barking, its funny because I normally see it on the luas, when its crowded and sooo sooo pin droopingly quiet.

Nichololas · 06-05-2009 04:29PM

In one of the UCD Computer Science building's toilets there used to be a load of graffiti scrawled until it was all removed by the cleaners. Sometime in the next week; "****, I forgot to back up my graffiti."

monkey9 · 06-05-2009 04:44PM

I remember after spending the day smoking marijuana, i went to the shops to cure my munchies. As i was walking by a pub, i saw a sign on which it had written on it Toilets Are For Customer Use Only.

Laughed my ass off for hours!!

tony 2 tone · 06-05-2009 08:51PM

In toilets in Kevin street, "You science students make me sick", under it, "I think you'll find it's called Bio-chemical warfare"

Victor · 07-05-2009 05:04AM

Cork, 1980s. "BIRTS OUT" in huge lettering.

zootroid · 07-05-2009 05:29AM

Have seen this in a few places:

A message on a wall saying "Bill posters will be prosecuted"

and written underneath "Bill posters is innocent!"

phill106 · 07-05-2009 07:21AM

Speaking of toilet grafiti, who on earth is writing that "Prayer works" crap written on the walls of toilets around the country?

ART6 · 07-05-2009 07:55AM

phill106 wrote: »

Speaking of toilet grafiti, who on earth is writing that "Prayer works" crap written on the walls of toilets around the country?

The same person that wants to introduce a blasphemy law presumably?

Rebel021 · 07-05-2009 01:10PM

HouseHippo wrote: »

The Cul de Sac in Rathgar cleverly changed to
"Cup De Sack"

In sandycove I saw
Pull de sac:D

upmeath · 07-05-2009 01:31PM

Some interesting road sign graffiti I've seen on my travels:

On the M50 Southbound between Firhouse and Dundrum there's a yellow sign with a jumping deer on it, somebody placed a small red circular sticker on the tip of the deer's nose to make it Rudolph.

At the old terminus of the M1 northbound, when it stopped just shy of Dundalk, when you turned onto the feeder route into Dundalk (the road in by Ground Xerox) there was a "Road Narrows Ahead" sign with the associated narrowing lines. Someone made a rather crude addition turning the diagram into male and female genitalia.

I started a thread on the UCD forum about toilet graffiti a few years ago. A lot of UCD students seem to think Pat Patterson came on the scene before Chuck Norris so nothing new to many of the lines.

On the toilet roll dispenser:
Arts degrees, please take one

On the toilet door in the James Joyce Library:
"Ag" is to "Science" as "Para" is to "Olympics"

DanR · 07-05-2009 01:32PM

Seen sitting on the bog written on my left at eye level:

Toilet Tennis, Look Right

Once you look right written again at eye level:

Toilet Tennis, Look Left

Funny but you have to do the actions to appreciate it I suppose...!

Squiggle · 07-05-2009 03:55PM

Very small writing at bottom of cubicle door in UCD " If you can read this you will probably have shít on your head "

Train graffiti " Please do not use the toilet when the train is stationary........except at Portlaoise. :pac:

RaverRo808 · 07-05-2009 04:24PM

At one of the entrances to Dunsink Lane halting site written on an EBS electricity box in big scary letters is 'WELCOME TO HELL'.................Written on the wall of the St Brendans pscyciatric home GrangeGorman is in mad looking lettering is 'The Cure' in reference to the 70s/80s rockband,just think its funny considering where its written

Adyx · 07-05-2009 04:52PM

Taken in the toilets of a pub in Waterford.

GiftofGab · 07-05-2009 05:03PM

Tom65 wrote: »

One of those things that is so simple, but induces uncontrollable giggling.

I believe the best I've seen, and I hope I remember it correctly, was written on the wall in UCD toilets:

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
Some come here to scratch their balls
I come here to read the walls.

holy sh1t i wrote that!!!!!!!!!! In the toilets on the third floor library!!!!

the exact phrase is:

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to sh1t and stick,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

There used to be loads of writing on the walls in that paticular toilet. I used to love taking a sh1t during study to read the graffit.

GiftofGab · 07-05-2009 05:07PM

upmeath wrote: »

On the toilet door in the James Joyce Library:
"Ag" is to "Science" as "Para" is to "Olympics"

I loved that.

Somebody else wrote beside it "no, 'ag' is to 'science' as 'special' is to 'olympics'"

civis_liberalis · 07-05-2009 05:08PM

Tom65 wrote: »

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
Some come here to scratch their balls
I come here to read the walls.

Was on the back of a toilet door in my secondary school back in the 90's...

Slight variation though...

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
Some come here to scratch their balls
And write graffiti on the walls.

I thought it was better tbh.

VERYinterested · 07-05-2009 05:16PM

Years ago in London there was a campaign for Typhoo Tea. The 48 sheet posters screamed "Typhoo puts the Tea in Britain" and some wag scrawled under it, "Yeah, but who put the cnut in Scunthorpe"

Funniest graffiti you've ever seen

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