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Funniest graffiti you've ever seen

  • 05-05-2009 10:10pm
    #1
    thebigcheese22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭


    Shoot....



    Mine would have to be in the toilet in college where there was a list of reasons why people were virgins and there were some crackers! :pac:


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  • #2
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    reiterate


  • #3
    baglady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭baglady


    did you steal this from the cuckoos nest?!


  • #4
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    baglady wrote: »
    did you steal this from the cuckoos nest?!

    Links or it never happened! :)


  • #5
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    scrawled over a poster for the vagina monologues...

    "GEE"

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #6
    Kensington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,683 ✭✭✭Kensington


    On the N81 Tallaght Bypass, clearly visible for all passing by on the road:
    "TALIFORNIA" (and yes, it is spelt like that).


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  • #7
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    thebigcheese22 wrote: »
    Shoot....



    Mine would have to be in the toilet in college where there was a list of reasons why people were virgins and there were some crackers! :pac:
    Any chance of a few examples of this "cracking" graffitti?
    "I wrote on a wall, take that society" is a favourite at the moment though.


  • #8
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    In the toilet of DCU science building

    "Uracil was here,
    Thymine is a faggot"

    If you know your genetics you'll get it

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #9
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Banksy for the win...


  • #10
    dez_warlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    Saw this in a bathroom once:

    "What's long, pink and hard?"

    Leaving Cert maths paper 2.


  • #11
    thebigcheese22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭thebigcheese22


    dez_warlock wrote: »
    Saw this in a bathroom once:

    "What's long, pink and hard?"

    Leaving Cert maths paper 2.

    Nah its more like a short soft penis


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  • #12
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    "This toilet paper is like John Wayne-rough, tough and doesnt take **** from anybody."


  • #13
    BrianJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭BrianJD


    Very simple and obviously done by a skilled laureate

    Watergrasshill is sh1t

    Just read a book by Banksy. The man is a genius!


  • #14
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    As I've said before, in the cubicles,

    "Beware of gay limbo dancers."

    Geddit??


  • #15
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    "We'll never forget you Tommy Sands."


    I lolled.


  • #16
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I like the old ones, like the TO LET sign with an I stuck in the gap, haven't seen that in years and its not like there aren't enough to let signs about.


  • #17
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Person 1: "I love grils"
    Person 2: "I love grils girls"
    Person 3: "What about us grils?!"

    :D


  • #18
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    "Mickey loves Fanny"


  • #19
    tinner777
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭tinner777


    a bit philosophical this one but still laughed my head off, toilet in a boozer in cork.

    "being a cnut is no excuse for acting the cnut"


  • #20
    NorthernRock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭NorthernRock


    Someone graffitied a stop sign in a town near me.
    It read STOP,hammertime.

    Made me lol


  • #21
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    "I f*cked your ma"
    "Go home Dad"


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  • #22
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Saw this written on a section of the Berlin wall recently: "Can we have our ball back, please?"

    I chuckled.


  • #23
    Boosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭Boosh


    http://www.spillball.com/wp-content/uploads/billstickers.jpg


  • #24
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Boosh wrote: »
    http://www.spillball.com/wp-content/uploads/billstickers.jpg

    LMAO! :D


  • #25
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Boosh wrote: »
    http://www.spillball.com/wp-content/uploads/billstickers.jpg

    Brilliant!


  • #26
    Ddad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    "I found chalk" written by some of the kids on our road. Loved it.:pac:


  • #27
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Anyone who's gone out in Carlow will probably have seen the "Stop Vandalism or i'll break your windows" sprayed on the side of the wall leading to supermacs..pretty funny. :D


  • #28
    dream brother
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭dream brother


    Use to see this one when i was gettin the bus into Dublin every week!!

    Bowie for Pope!!

    Never did understand it.....


  • #29
    Tom65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    Boosh wrote: »
    http://www.spillball.com/wp-content/uploads/billstickers.jpg

    One of those things that is so simple, but induces uncontrollable giggling.

    I believe the best I've seen, and I hope I remember it correctly, was written on the wall in UCD toilets:

    Some come here to sit and think
    Some come here to **** and stink
    Some come here to scratch their balls
    I come here to read the walls.


  • #30
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    NorthernRock wrote: »
    Someone graffitied a stop sign in a town near me.
    It read STOP,hammertime.

    Made me lol

    I saw a

    "Dont
    STOP
    Believing"

    Also made me lol


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  • #31
    VaccinalBowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭VaccinalBowl


    In Helsinki Finland there is a lot of anti russian graffitti. For example somebody wrote "Nobody likes russians" and someone replied "your grandmothers weren't saying that when sucking our cocks. Another said "Finland has never gotten any thing good from Russia" and somebody replied "Except out sperm". Dunno if that counts as funny but it is when taking a **** in a country in december where the sun doesn't like to shine!


  • #32
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Thread done to death.


  • #33
    areu4real?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭areu4real?


    This was in a toilet cubicle in my Uni in England:
    here I sit all broken hearted
    tried to **** but only farted
    then one day I took a chance
    tried to fart and **** my pants


  • #34
    Seifer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,265 ✭✭✭Seifer


    In a toilet cubicle in UCD:

    Heisenberg was here.
    Maybe.


  • #35
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FearDark wrote: »
    Thread done to death.

    Where had you seen that?


  • #36
    scudster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭scudster


    Written on a toilet paper dispenser in an Engineering department toilet in IT Sligo...
    "Engineering Degree
    Please take one
    |
    \ /


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  • #37
    UncleBen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭UncleBen


    Arts-block toilets in trinity:

    "let's stage a dirty-protest"

    "what for?"

    "cleaner facilities!"


  • #38
    11811
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭11811


    "skyscrapers are gay" - written on the Elysian in Cork


  • #39
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    265284fc.jpg
    no2304r.jpg
    MOTHPISSER.jpg

    Found them funny!


  • #40
    zootroid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭zootroid


    Two spring to mind:

    1. (Written on a condom machine) "Insert baby for refund"

    2. (Written on a bridge) "We still hate Maggie Thatcher"


  • #41
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    i saw a drawing of a very real looking penis, it was hilarious


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  • #42
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    on back of toilet door

    "Don't just Sit There! Do Something!!"

    and a few good ones on the web

    http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/god-listens.jpg
    http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/funny_graffiti.jpg
    http://www.amazingincredible.com/pictures/74-7.jpg
    http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/597-speeding.jpg
    http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7019/tobeornottobeviapizdauspa8.jpg
    http://remotelyinteresting.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/graffiti-removal-hotline.jpg


  • #43
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    FearDark wrote: »
    done to death.
    rather like a certain Maternal acquaintance of thine

    :D:D


  • #44
    deereidy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭deereidy


    In a bathroom of my old school : "B**** K**** is a slut and a virgin"


  • #45
    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    Oh I remember one a few years back in college in the toilets:

    "did ya hear about the dirty egg?
    he went around with his yolk hangin out"

    lol, i was in stitches!!!


  • #46
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    http://www.amazingincredible.com/pictures/74-2.jpg


  • #47
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv116/nevore/invisible-car-15588-1241346791-3-58.jpg

    No me in the pic mind. The wooster collective has some nice pieces. Not nec= funny, but eye catching


  • #48
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    IMG_0375.jpg


  • #49
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭ART6


    Years ago on a bank window in the UK, when Nelson Mandela was in jail:

    "Free Nelson Mandela"

    Underneath someone else scrawled

    "With every five gallons"


  • #50
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Hahaha, this is the funnies thread i have on Boards.

    I did see an interesting one in toilets

    "the bog roll in here is like John Wayne.

    Its rough, its tough and takes no ****".


  • #51
    Dovers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭Dovers


    One I saw on a wall in Darndale-

    Queers are for fag**ts

    Deep thinker that guy


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