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Girl, 7, finds condom in McDonald's Happy Meal

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭gonker


    Mc Condoms..Would you like condoms with that?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    What scumbags do this stuff? Horrible bastards, hope they die a horrible death...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Yawn, maybe they ran out of the balloons they're supposed to include in the meals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,024 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Babababa I'm lovin it.

    At least, workers in many McDonald's are lovin it so much that they ejaculate into burgers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Dancor


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mmmmm, let me think about it ;)




    Ah feck it.....


    Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

    He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

    The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it :D

    We laughed about that one for many many months.

    That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    In before the lock and purge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 chinapples


    does that mean theres a chance i could find a condom in my whopper burger only the condom will fit over my head...maybe they'll start giving them out as happymeal pressies at Burger King now! Economic savings on party hats!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    dancor wrote: »
    That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.

    You're right.

    Its hilarious though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Thank you, cum again!

    That's what she said.



    The hooker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Ericka


    Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

    "If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 chinapples


    Ericka wrote: »
    Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

    "If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:

    i wouldve asked him to swallow his own cum to have that happening...........

    that is seriously disgusting!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    dancor wrote: »
    That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.

    Yet again I'm delighted to say that I've never once eaten in a fast food place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Heh, 'johnny mcdonald'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mmmmm, let me think about it ;)




    Ah feck it.....


    Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

    He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

    The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it :D

    We laughed about that one for many many months.

    Absolutely disgusting and not at all funny. And I detest Shane Lynch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    Ericka wrote: »
    Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

    "If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:

    yeah but if you just don't think about it it's grand! not as if you're going to die from it or anything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Babababa I'm lovin it.

    At least, workers in many McDonald's are lovin it so much that they ejaculate into burgers.
    Seriously, who actually goes to the trouble of going into the toilets, having a **** and then putting it in a burger?

    Also, Happy Meal.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Absolutely disgusting and not at all funny. And I detest Shane Lynch

    I totally agree with you. I witnessed this , I didn't take part.

    Needless to say I didn't work there for very long. I seen too many nasty things and I drew the line at being asked to clean up blood from a junkie that exploded in the toilets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Grenade?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Well McDonalds have been claiming for years that their meals were safe
    - I just didn't realise till now what sort of safe they were talking about!

    Crikey, I know its a recession (cost cutting and all that) but surely they could also have come up with a better free gift?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    People are still shocked by anything that happens in McDonalds after the Mc Gangbang?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    People are still shocked by anything that happens in McDonalds after the Mc Gangbang?

    We need pics.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Have a safe lunch.. use a condiment....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    wonder was it an employee's way of saying they want to give an happy ending?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    People are still shocked by anything that happens in McDonalds after the Mc Gangbang?

    Mc gangbang?

    I heard of the taco bell one recently


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    wonder was it an employee's way of saying they want to give an happy ending?

    Looks like they were offering a tip to the customer.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Wait... if the condoms in the meal, where's the toy?


    ...oh dear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    People are still shocked by anything that happens in McDonalds after the Mc Gangbang?
    Could you expand on that, please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭CutzEr


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    Safety first
    Brainiac second!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    must of been a happy ending meal!! :p


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