Girl, 7, finds condom in McDonald's Happy Meal

Run_to_da_hills

Swiss police said today they were investigating a seven-year-old girl's discovery of a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal and its not the first time, two years ago one was found in a similar meal in New Zealand. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,268697,00.html :eek:

http://news.eircom.net/breakingnews/15583825/?view=Standard

SV

Snyper got another job I see.

Peyton Manning

Thank you, cum again!

My name is URL

As if the burgers aren't like rubber in the first place

SV

My name is URL wrote: »

As if the burgers aren't like rubber in the first place

I like them.

galwayrush

It's a happy meal.;)

Tech3

Its not all work and no play at mcdonalds as people like to think

My name is URL

SV wrote: »

I like them.

So do I, tbh :pac:

jimmycrackcorm

Was in mcD's today and my kid got a toy instead. Should i complain?

Nforce

Best to steer clear of their mayonaisse then. :eek:

Fighting Irish

Thank god it wasn't a 5 year old

Wertz

Some kiwi student is cursing his luck someplace as he tries to pull on a novelty balloon whilst his g/f points and laughs...

Jigsaw

Was the condom used or was it still in its wrapping?

galwayrush

jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

Was in mcD's today and my kid got a toy instead. Should i complain?

You have to ask for an Adult Toy.;)

KTRIC

I worked in Micky D's in Dublin many many moons ago and I've actually seen "special sauce" go on the burger of a celeb that came in :eek:

pebbles21

Similar story in Mc Donalds omni park santry,two six year old girls from Ballymun were having their lunch when one says to the other "jaysus Paris theres a condom in me beverage"!!!

Paris turns round and says "whats a bleeding beverage"??

galwayrush

KTRIC wrote: »

I worked in Micky D's in Dublin many many moons ago and I've actually seen "special sauce" go on the burger of a celeb that came in :eek:

Tell us more.:D

spoonbadger

She was asking for it....

KTRIC

galwayrush wrote: »

Tell us more.:D

Mmmmm, let me think about it




Ah feck it.....


Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it

We laughed about that one for many many months.

galwayrush

I didn't know what a Condom was when i was 7.:rolleyes:

jigglywoo

Safety first

galwayrush

KTRIC wrote: »

Mmmmm, let me think about it




Ah feck it.....


Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it

We laughed about that one for many many months.

Thought it was someone famous as in someone with talent.:D

mike65

Some vitimins in that meal anyway.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm lovin' it (safely)

Snowie

Ive done worse a lot worse





No







really I have

Sharpshooter

KTRIC wrote: »

Mmmmm, let me think about it




Ah feck it.....


Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it

We laughed about that one for many many months.

If he reads that he will have the last laugh.:eek:

KTRIC

Sharpshooter wrote: »

If he reads that he will have the last laugh.:eek:

I doubt he can read

Elliemental

I've never eaten anything from McDonalds before....
...thank ****!

Aidric

KTRIC wrote: »

I doubt he can read

He can judge though.

galwayrush

Thankfully the 7 year old didn't swallow.:eek:

TheInquisitor

And i have to pay for mine???

gonker

Mc Condoms..Would you like condoms with that?:D

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

What scumbags do this stuff? Horrible bastards, hope they die a horrible death...

Demonique

Yawn, maybe they ran out of the balloons they're supposed to include in the meals?

Lockstep

Babababa I'm lovin it.

At least, workers in many McDonald's are lovin it so much that they ejaculate into burgers.

Dancor

KTRIC wrote: »

Mmmmm, let me think about it




Ah feck it.....


Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it

We laughed about that one for many many months.

That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.

Gummy Panda

In before the lock and purge

chinapples

does that mean theres a chance i could find a condom in my whopper burger only the condom will fit over my head...maybe they'll start giving them out as happymeal pressies at Burger King now! Economic savings on party hats!!

Notorious

dancor wrote: »

That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.

You're right.

Its hilarious though.

giggsy664

Archimedes wrote: »

Thank you, cum again!

That's what she said.



The hooker

Ericka

Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

"If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:

chinapples

Ericka wrote: »

Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

"If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:

i wouldve asked him to swallow his own cum to have that happening...........

that is seriously disgusting!!!

GirlInterrupted

dancor wrote: »

That is ****ing scummy, tosser celebrity or not, nobody needs that done to their food.

Yet again I'm delighted to say that I've never once eaten in a fast food place.

GhostInTheRuins

Heh, 'johnny mcdonald'

peanuthead

KTRIC wrote: »

Mmmmm, let me think about it




Ah feck it.....


Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it

We laughed about that one for many many months.

Absolutely disgusting and not at all funny. And I detest Shane Lynch

xOxSinéadxOx

Ericka wrote: »

Although not related to Mc Donalds exactly, I used to work in the offices for a sandwich / salad / pannini making company, nationwide suppliers. They even supplied their own food in the canteen machines. And on one of my first few days working for them, I went to take a sandwich from one of the machines. One of the directors came in and sat with me, and said " you aren't actually going to eat that are you?" I just laughed and asked "why not?".

"If you saw, what I have seen going down that conveyor belt, you certainly would not". Needless to say I didn't get to take a bite out of it, and asked him to explain himself. He went on to say that "theres been condoms, pairs of knickers, I've seen it all". I don't really trust pre-made food anymore, and in fact grow as much of my own as possible! :eek:

yeah but if you just don't think about it it's grand! not as if you're going to die from it or anything

Terry

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Babababa I'm lovin it.

At least, workers in many McDonald's are lovin it so much that they ejaculate into burgers.

Seriously, who actually goes to the trouble of going into the toilets, having a **** and then putting it in a burger?

Also, Happy Meal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRlBgY9DN6k

KTRIC

peanuthead wrote: »

Absolutely disgusting and not at all funny. And I detest Shane Lynch

I totally agree with you. I witnessed this , I didn't take part.

Needless to say I didn't work there for very long. I seen too many nasty things and I drew the line at being asked to clean up blood from a junkie that exploded in the toilets.

Sharpshooter

Grenade?

Biggins

Well McDonalds have been claiming for years that their meals were safe
- I just didn't realise till now what sort of safe they were talking about!

Crikey, I know its a recession (cost cutting and all that) but surely they could also have come up with a better free gift?

shenanigans1982

People are still shocked by anything that happens in McDonalds after the Mc Gangbang?