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Girl, 7, finds condom in McDonald's Happy Meal

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Snyper got another job I see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Thank you, cum again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    As if the burgers aren't like rubber in the first place


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    As if the burgers aren't like rubber in the first place

    I like them.
    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    It's a happy meal.;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Its not all work and no play at mcdonalds as people like to think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SV wrote: »
    I like them.
    :p

    So do I, tbh :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,371 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Was in mcD's today and my kid got a toy instead. Should i complain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Best to steer clear of their mayonaisse then. :eek:

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Thank god it wasn't a 5 year old


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Some kiwi student is cursing his luck someplace as he tries to pull on a novelty balloon whilst his g/f points and laughs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Was the condom used or was it still in its wrapping?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Was in mcD's today and my kid got a toy instead. Should i complain?

    You have to ask for an Adult Toy.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I worked in Micky D's in Dublin many many moons ago and I've actually seen "special sauce" go on the burger of a celeb that came in :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Similar story in Mc Donalds omni park santry,two six year old girls from Ballymun were having their lunch when one says to the other "jaysus Paris theres a condom in me beverage"!!!

    Paris turns round and says "whats a bleeding beverage"??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I worked in Micky D's in Dublin many many moons ago and I've actually seen "special sauce" go on the burger of a celeb that came in :eek:

    Tell us more.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    She was asking for it....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Tell us more.:D

    Mmmmm, let me think about it ;)




    Ah feck it.....


    Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

    He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

    The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it :D

    We laughed about that one for many many months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I didn't know what a Condom was when i was 7.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Safety first


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mmmmm, let me think about it ;)




    Ah feck it.....


    Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

    He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

    The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it :D

    We laughed about that one for many many months.
    Thought it was someone famous as in someone with talent.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Some vitimins in that meal anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm lovin' it (safely)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Ive done worse a lot worse





    No







    really I have


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Mmmmm, let me think about it ;)




    Ah feck it.....


    Right it was about 1998 or so, Phibsbourgh and the victim was that tosser Shane Lynch from Boyzone.

    He was with some fluff when he came in and the girls and lads in the kitchen took an instant dislike to him and started bitching even before he placed his order.

    The bodlily fluids from several people , man and woman made it onto his burger. THen it was dropped down to his table and he was asked really nicely afterwords if he liked it :D

    We laughed about that one for many many months.
    If he reads that he will have the last laugh.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    If he reads that he will have the last laugh.:eek:

    I doubt he can read


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 924 ✭✭✭Elliemental


    I've never eaten anything from McDonalds before....
    ...thank ****!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,597 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I doubt he can read
    He can judge though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Thankfully the 7 year old didn't swallow.:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    And i have to pay for mine???


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