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bank holiday story
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04-05-2009 08:55AM#1
rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u 0
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irisheddie wrote: » rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u
How is your brother Flutterin keeping?0 -
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irisheddie wrote: » rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u
Sorry, I just couldn't help it. Translation:
Right lads, I was out on Thursday and Friday and was in all day on Saturday. I swore I wasn't heading back out so I was on boards. Eventually I said I'd go for a few cans on Sunday with a mate. Money's a little short so I bought Tuborg. Not too bad until I had three cans. The next minute my ass decided to go Paddy the Plasterer but I held it in as much as I could. However, I knew it was on the way so I said "I need to make a phone call". I'd say 5 seconds passed before they knew I was after doing a noisy pebble dash job. That was grand until I went to my girlfriend's sister's.
"Wasn't her drink turborg" (I couldn't quite make sense of this part. )
It was her famous chili made from guess what? Fecking cider! I never had such a **** as I did and running the tap didn't help. :mad: Basically, if you drink certain drinks it will feck you up, but what's worse is when you're in somebody else's place and they hear you.0 -
irisheddie wrote: » Right fellows I was out on Thursday and all of Friday.I was in all day Saturday and I swore I wasn't heading back out so I was on boards.
I eventually said I'd go out for a few beverages on Sunday with my friend , I am a bit cash-light at the moment so I bought pisswater.
It was not too bad until I had 3 cans. Next thing I know my posterior to go and meet some fellow known as "Paddy d plasterer", but I held it in as much as i could.
I knew Paddy was on the way so I made my excuses, as I did not wish to see him. I would say that five seconds passed before I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're movin with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air".
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themadchef wrote: »Ah come on it's too early to be getting offended by Chef, Tom
(i'm old, and can use the entertainment before i head off to work, humour me)
Anyway, i'm sticking with 15 :pac:
Eddie, don't let me down here. How old are you?
jingle jangle jingle jangle im 5 moons and pluto ring(age):p0 -
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Sorry, I meant it more 'tongue-in-cheek' but it probably didn't come across like that because I'm a miserable sodthemadchef wrote: »Ah come on it's too early to be getting offended by Chef, Tom (i'm old, and can use the entertainment before i head off to work, humour me)
I take it back anyway, most of us are illiterate...irisheddie wrote: »jingle jangle jingle jangle im 5 moons and pluto ring(age):p
Pluto has no rings.. so youre five?
Whatever age you are, you've got good musical taste 0 -
sorry meant and a pluto ring...im 28 que the abuse;)Sorry, I meant it more 'tongue-in-cheek' but it probably didn't come across like that because I'm a miserable sod
I take it back anyway, most of us are illiterate...
Pluto has no rings.. so youre five?
Whatever age you are, you've got good musical taste0 -
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:D ill never drink tuborg again jainy mac:eek::eek:
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