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bank holiday story

  • 04-05-2009 7:55am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭


    ;) rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,281 ✭✭✭Ricky91t


    Thread...of....the....year!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    Ricky91t wrote: »
    Thread...of....the....year!

    u actually liked it:D:D it was all true and im sorry for the lack of emmmm dont know the term ill say aprophes and punctiation :D:D ill never drink tuborg again jainy mac:eek::eek::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    Sure Tuborg is nothing but drinking water, hardly the kind of beer that interferes with punctuation :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Didn't get past the first 6 ''words''.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    wel if the lord did the turborg thing u an be sure it would of been called the scutter of turin!!!damn this bank holiday sunday and hey arent those bankers on a feckin holiday everyday,,,damn im just goin 4 my 6th pebbler my bum hurts,,,,FECKIN TURBORGGGGGGG drinkin water my burned ho*le!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    irisheddie wrote: »
    ;) rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u

    How is your brother Flutterin keeping?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    TheZohan wrote: »
    How is your brother Flutterin keeping?

    Flutterin?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    irisheddie wrote: »
    jainy mac
    It's been years since I've heard this. Ahh, nostalgia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    irisheddie wrote: »
    Flutterin?;)

    FlutterinBantam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    well if a ringo take her up to ringo wher the waxyies singo all the day and if your had ur fill of porter and u cant go any further tip ur man the order back to the quay....is that nostalgiat more 4 u mate???!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I haven't got a Ronnie Drew what this thread is about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    i like ur style javadude(i know it s javaboy) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTBC7ckTWpo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    I'm thinking 15, possibly 16.

    School tomorrow, it could be worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    irisheddie wrote: »
    ;) rite lads i was out thurs all fri was in all day sat and i swore i wasnt headin back out so i was on boards, eventually said id go 4 a few cans sunday with the mate ,moneys a little short so i bought tuborg not 2 bad till i had 3 cans next min my ass decided 2 go paddy d plasterer but i held it in as much as i cud but i knew it was on the way so i said i need 2 make a fone call id say 5 seconds passed b4 they knew i was after doin a noisy pebble dash job,that was grand till i went 2 my girlfriends sisters.............wasnt her drink turborg it was her famous chile made from guess..??fecking cider i never had such a **** as i did and running the tap didnt help :mad:basically if u drink certain drinks it will feck u up ,but worse is when ur in somebody else place but they hear u


    Sorry, I just couldn't help it. Translation:

    Right lads, I was out on Thursday and Friday and was in all day on Saturday. I swore I wasn't heading back out so I was on boards. Eventually I said I'd go for a few cans on Sunday with a mate. Money's a little short so I bought Tuborg. Not too bad until I had three cans. The next minute my ass decided to go Paddy the Plasterer but I held it in as much as I could. However, I knew it was on the way so I said "I need to make a phone call". I'd say 5 seconds passed before they knew I was after doing a noisy pebble dash job. That was grand until I went to my girlfriend's sister's.

    "Wasn't her drink turborg" (I couldn't quite make sense of this part. )

    It was her famous chili made from guess what? Fecking cider! I never had such a **** as I did and running the tap didn't help. :mad: Basically, if you drink certain drinks it will feck you up, but what's worse is when you're in somebody else's place and they hear you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    irisheddie wrote: »
    ;) Right fellows I was out on Thursday and all of Friday.I was in all day Saturday and I swore I wasn't heading back out so I was on boards.
    I eventually said I'd go out for a few beverages on Sunday with my friend , I am a bit cash-light at the moment so I bought pisswater.
    It was not too bad until I had 3 cans. Next thing I know my posterior to go and meet some fellow known as "Paddy d plasterer", but I held it in as much as i could.
    I knew Paddy was on the way so I made my excuses, as I did not wish to see him. I would say that five seconds passed before I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're movin with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air".

    fix'd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    themadchef wrote: »
    I'm thinking 15, possibly 16.

    School tomorrow, it could be worse.

    Not all of us are quite that illiterate...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    phasers wrote: »
    fix'd

    ah mir fixit,jimyy saville knew ud get 2 my 2 request:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    irisheddie wrote: »
    ah mir fixit,jimyy saville knew ud get 2 my 2 request:p

    Is it that hard to type "to" instead of "2"?

    That is not a rhetorical question, btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    apolgies...........sorry meant apologies


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    irisheddie wrote: »
    ah mir fixit,jimyy saville knew ud get 2 my 2 request:p


    Ah yes but now you have to sit on his knee....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    brummytom wrote: »
    Not all of us are quite that illiterate...

    Ah come on it's too early to be getting offended by Chef, Tom :) (i'm old, and can use the entertainment before i head off to work, humour me)

    Anyway, i'm sticking with 15 :pac:

    Eddie, don't let me down here. How old are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    themadchef wrote: »
    Ah come on it's too early to be getting offended by Chef, Tom :) (i'm old, and can use the entertainment before i head off to work, humour me)

    Anyway, i'm sticking with 15 :pac:

    Eddie, don't let me down here. How old are you?

    jingle jangle jingle jangle im 5 moons and pluto ring(age):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Just when I thought bank hol monday couldnt get any shitter...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Just when I thought bank hol monday couldnt get any shitter...

    You look inside your jocks...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    irisheddie wrote: »
    You look inside your jocks...

    Thongs wouldnt hold much Eddie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    themadchef wrote: »
    Ah come on it's too early to be getting offended by Chef, Tom :) (i'm old, and can use the entertainment before i head off to work, humour me)
    Sorry, I meant it more 'tongue-in-cheek' but it probably didn't come across like that because I'm a miserable sod :p

    I take it back anyway, most of us are illiterate...
    irisheddie wrote: »
    jingle jangle jingle jangle im 5 moons and pluto ring(age):p

    Pluto has no rings.. so youre five?
    Whatever age you are, you've got good musical taste ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    brummytom wrote: »
    Sorry, I meant it more 'tongue-in-cheek' but it probably didn't come across like that because I'm a miserable sod :p

    I take it back anyway, most of us are illiterate...



    Pluto has no rings.. so youre five?
    Whatever age you are, you've got good musical taste ;)
    sorry meant and a pluto ring...im 28 que the abuse;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Are we meant to abuse you for your age or amazingly bad spelling? :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Thongs wouldnt hold much Eddie.

    edible thongs???;) do they exist


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Hope you remembered to wipe before rushing on here to share.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    brummytom wrote: »
    Are we meant to abuse you for your age or amazingly bad spelling? :/

    how bout ive been bad sp3lling for 28 y3ars and a coupl3 of pluto rings:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    irisheddie wrote: »
    how bout ive been bad sp3lling for 28 y3ars and a coupl3 of pluto rings:p

    How many numbers are there in your alphabet? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Thongs wouldnt hold much Eddie.

    You know the rules..

    PICS OR GTFO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭irisheddie


    brummytom wrote: »
    How many numbers are there in your alphabet? :confused:

    we call it ringabhet ....like that spelling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I had to get some international experts in to decipher the OP and after much deliberation and some fairly heated arguments over the correct interpretation of "paddy the plasterer" in this context, we have come to the conclusion that this is a toilet thread. Locked.


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