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what do you call your bits?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    I have a knob, but I enjoy getting in between beef curtains now and again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    I call my penis..."The Cherry-Popper"...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    i call mine "the love muffin" :p


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I call my bits 0 or 1.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I call my bits 0 or 1.
    Two 0's and a 1?

    Somehow, I don't think that would impress the ladies!


    (Oh, and *groan* :p)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,986 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Two 0's and a 1?

    Somehow, I don't think that would impress the ladies!


    (Oh, and *groan* :p)

    Yep. Good old 3-bit binary 2

    You could bore the knickers off a girl explaining it to her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 825 ✭✭✭CtrlSource


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Gowl-buster

    You're from Athlone, aren't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Yep. Good old 3-bit binary 2

    You could bore the knickers off a girl explaining it to her

    try it :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I call him Hugh.

    Hugh G. Rection


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,616 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    My Monster


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Why do women feel the need to talk about childbirth in depth? I remember a woman like this in work, and she bored the tits off me. The picture of her ugly bratty kid on her desk made me want to vom aswell. You would think the earplugs would have given a hint.

    Yes, what you went through was shocking, ugly and horrible.. and traumatic. But I'm eating ffs.

    I call it my vag, but not to another woman. Why would I talk to her about it?



    You know what makes me want to vomit...people saying 'Vom'!




    I call mine 'Tony teh Rapist'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    You know what makes me want to vomit...people saying 'Vom'!




    I call mine 'Tony teh Rapist'

    You gotta be a hit with the ladies, ya big charmer!

    I call mine Eisenhower ( always send a general on negotiations )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭gloobag


    "Hot beef injection", and my danglies are "me clackers" :)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Two 0's and a 1?

    Somehow, I don't think that would impress the ladies!


    (Oh, and *groan* :p)
    Just wait until 007 comes to attention.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I call mine the brain because it does all my thinking for me. She calls hers pinky... together we are going to take over the world!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I call my penis, the defiler.

    It doesn't sound that attractive or romantic to women for some reason


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    I let mine speak for itself :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    I don't have names for them, cause I don't really talk about them/to them :) lol


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,291 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    If I'm single, my willy, if not, "hers"

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Wibbs wrote: »
    If I'm single, my willy, if not, "hers"

    She would have a willy?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You know what makes me want to vomit...people saying 'Vom'!

    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom
    Vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom vom

    Vom :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I let mine speak for itself :p

    Rumour says it splutters badly ... >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭scudster


    I call my fella Mr Nudge.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,291 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    She would have a willy?
    Yep. Mine.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Yep. Mine.

    Symbiosis, eh? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Frank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    ME FANNY!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Quality wrote: »
    ME FANNY!!!!

    Aw. sooo cute :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    I heard of one girl who called hers:

    'Cheese Toastie'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I heard of one girl who called hers:

    'Cheese Toastie'

    That brings up unpleasant images for some reason.

    Yuck.


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