Time travel and pooning.

tony1kenobi · 27-04-2009 01:00AM #1

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

S.I.R · 27-04-2009 01:03AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

what in the name of the crying baby Jesus are you talking about ??

you made the baby Jesus cry...

Shame on you.

tony1kenobi · 27-04-2009 01:07AM

You know full well what I am talking about...let it swing out and play along.

S.I.R · 27-04-2009 01:08AM

oh ??

ridin...

eh....

Phil lynott.

wait i mean....

philomena lynott...

one for the thin lizzy fans out their.

tony1kenobi · 27-04-2009 01:10AM

Now you're getting into it....but I always forget that I am muck at starting threads....

ejmaztec · 27-04-2009 01:11AM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

You'd probably end up with kids older than yourself, one of them probably marrying the woman who was supposed to be your wife..:eek:

Best keep it zipped when time travelling.

Queen-Mise · 27-04-2009 01:18AM

Dare I ask, but what is pooning?

I vaguely remember Dempsey and Makepeace. They were the two female detectives weren't they. Was one of them gay?

Senna · 27-04-2009 01:23AM

I'd travel back and pay a visit to the Virgin Mary, soon put that right.

Jesus Wept · 27-04-2009 01:32AM

It was just a nickname.

dilallio · 27-04-2009 01:36AM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Dare I ask, but what is pooning?

I vaguely remember Dempsey and Makepeace. They were the two female detectives weren't they. Was one of them gay?

You're probably thinking of Cagney and Lacey

GrahamThomas · 27-04-2009 02:00AM

Debbie Harry, circa 1977/78:
http://archives.qualifiedremodeler.com/interactive/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Debbieharry1.jpg

or Kate Bush, circa 1978 as well:
http://www.gigwise.com/gallery/katebush9.jpg

Nyom!

Galvasean · 27-04-2009 02:50AM

It'd just be too tempting to become one's own grandpa.

randylonghorn · 27-04-2009 04:30AM

Galvasean wrote: »

It'd just be too tempting to become one's own grandpa.

But where would that leave Nerin?!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 27-04-2009 08:49AM

Toyah Wilcox
/thread.

CreepingDeath · 27-04-2009 09:10AM

Wonder Woman FTW ! Sweet jesus yes.

Blazer · 27-04-2009 09:51AM

Yeah..I'd defo go back and do Makepeace.
But Wendy James? Not a chance..I'd still be picturing that battered head of hers.
Others would be Linda Lusardi and yer one from Buck Rogers "Wilma"
Erin Gray I think. And hands off...I said her first. :mad:

speedboatchase · 27-04-2009 11:26AM

No matter what time period you go back, the lack of deforestation will be a problem

biko · 27-04-2009 12:46PM

Monroe
Welsh
Ann-Margret

Mr. Frost · 27-04-2009 12:52PM

dilallio wrote: »

You're probably thinking of Cagney and Lacey

I'd definitely give Sharon Gless a lash.

Belinda Carlisle, Jane Seymour (I'd make sweet love to her though) and Marilyn Monroe. Oh and Jane Mansfield.

ejmaztec · 27-04-2009 12:57PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Toyah Wilcox
/thread.

That's a mythtery best left unsolved. :eek:

Capt'n Midnight · 27-04-2009 06:27PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya?

she was better as Jane

JerryHandbag · 27-04-2009 06:38PM

Mr. Frost wrote: »

I'd definitely give Sharon Gless a lash.

Belinda Carlisle, Jane Seymour (I'd make sweet love to her though) and Marilyn Monroe. Oh and Jane Mansfield.

Yes indeed!

Kathleen Turner, especially in those films with Michael "Rasher Face" Douglas....long before she turned into Jabba The Hutt

entropi · 27-04-2009 07:16PM

Senna wrote: »

I'd travel back and pay a visit to the Virgin Mary, soon put that right.

So the answer to an ancient question could be...Senna put it in first?:pac:

Aidric · 27-04-2009 07:20PM

I wouldn't mind going back in time for a few rounds with Donna Reed, circa it's a wonderful life.

Local-womanizer · 27-04-2009 07:23PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Sweet jesus yes.

How dare you!:mad:

CreepingDeath · 27-04-2009 07:40PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

How dare you!:mad:

Meh, I'd nail that !

dublin28 · 28-04-2009 05:20PM

Yore Granny's ma!!

javaboy · 28-04-2009 05:22PM

dublin28 wrote: »

Yore Granny's ma!!

Sigh. Banned.

partyatmygaff · 28-04-2009 06:16PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Suad_Husni.jpg

1972

Yep

Dudess · 28-04-2009 06:56PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya?

Glynis Barber looked hotter in Emmerdale quite recently than she did in D&M (in my opinion). Too 80s looking back then.

For me it would be Richard Burton - yum.

metaoblivia · 28-04-2009 07:13PM

This is terrible, but I'd go back for JFK. Not during his presidency though, but in the early to mid 50s when he was still hot.
For ladies, how could you turn down Monroe or Bardot? I couldn't even say no to them...

Time travel and pooning.

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