Time travel and pooning.

tony1kenobi

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

S.I.R

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

what in the name of the crying baby Jesus are you talking about ??


you made the baby Jesus cry...


Shame on you.

tony1kenobi

You know full well what I am talking about...let it swing out and play along.

S.I.R

oh ??


ridin...


eh....

Phil lynott.


wait i mean....


philomena lynott...

one for the thin lizzy fans out their.

tony1kenobi

Now you're getting into it....but I always forget that I am muck at starting threads....

ejmaztec

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya? Or Wendy James back when.....who else would ya pummel the sh1t out of if you had a time machine and a penis like the dudes in pron rather than your own wee todger?

You'd probably end up with kids older than yourself, one of them probably marrying the woman who was supposed to be your wife..:eek:

Best keep it zipped when time travelling.

Queen-Mise

Dare I ask, but what is pooning?

I vaguely remember Dempsey and Makepeace. They were the two female detectives weren't they. Was one of them gay?

Senna

I'd travel back and pay a visit to the Virgin Mary, soon put that right.

Jesus Wept

It was just a nickname.

dilallio

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Dare I ask, but what is pooning?

I vaguely remember Dempsey and Makepeace. They were the two female detectives weren't they. Was one of them gay?

You're probably thinking of Cagney and Lacey

GrahamThomas

Debbie Harry, circa 1977/78:
http://archives.qualifiedremodeler.com/interactive/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Debbieharry1.jpg

or Kate Bush, circa 1978 as well:
http://www.gigwise.com/gallery/katebush9.jpg

Nyom!

Galvasean

It'd just be too tempting to become one's own grandpa.

randylonghorn

Galvasean wrote: »

It'd just be too tempting to become one's own grandpa.

But where would that leave Nerin?!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Toyah Wilcox
/thread.

CreepingDeath

Wonder Woman FTW ! Sweet jesus yes.

Blazer

Yeah..I'd defo go back and do Makepeace.
But Wendy James? Not a chance..I'd still be picturing that battered head of hers.
Others would be Linda Lusardi and yer one from Buck Rogers "Wilma"
Erin Gray I think. And hands off...I said her first. :mad:

speedboatchase

No matter what time period you go back, the lack of deforestation will be a problem

biko

Monroe
Welsh
Ann-Margret

Mr. Frost

dilallio wrote: »

You're probably thinking of Cagney and Lacey

I'd definitely give Sharon Gless a lash.

Belinda Carlisle, Jane Seymour (I'd make sweet love to her though) and Marilyn Monroe. Oh and Jane Mansfield.

ejmaztec

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Toyah Wilcox
/thread.

That's a mythtery best left unsolved. :eek:

Capt'n Midnight

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya?

she was better as Jane

JerryHandbag

Mr. Frost wrote: »

I'd definitely give Sharon Gless a lash.

Belinda Carlisle, Jane Seymour (I'd make sweet love to her though) and Marilyn Monroe. Oh and Jane Mansfield.

Yes indeed!

Kathleen Turner, especially in those films with Michael "Rasher Face" Douglas....long before she turned into Jabba The Hutt

entropi

Senna wrote: »

I'd travel back and pay a visit to the Virgin Mary, soon put that right.

So the answer to an ancient question could be...Senna put it in first?:pac:

Aidric

I wouldn't mind going back in time for a few rounds with Donna Reed, circa it's a wonderful life.

Local-womanizer

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Sweet jesus yes.

How dare you!:mad:

CreepingDeath

Local-womanizer wrote: »

How dare you!:mad:

Meh, I'd nail that !

dublin28

Yore Granny's ma!!

javaboy

dublin28 wrote: »

Yore Granny's ma!!

Sigh. Banned.

partyatmygaff

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Suad_Husni.jpg


1972

Yep

Dudess

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I am watching an old ep of Dempsey and Makepeace and, lads, Glynis Barber....ya would wouldn't ya?

Glynis Barber looked hotter in Emmerdale quite recently than she did in D&M (in my opinion). Too 80s looking back then.

For me it would be Richard Burton - yum.

metaoblivia

This is terrible, but I'd go back for JFK. Not during his presidency though, but in the early to mid 50s when he was still hot.
For ladies, how could you turn down Monroe or Bardot? I couldn't even say no to them...

Ulysses Gaze

Victoria Principal

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/victoria-principal-300x450.jpg


Grace Kelly

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly6/grace_kelly.jpg

Racquel Welch

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Raquel-Welch-Photograph-C10103413.jpeg

Audrey Hepburn

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-audrey-hepburn-2409685.jpg

Acacia

I'd do Henry VIII. If 'The Tudors' hasn't lied to me, he was hot.

silverharp

Brigitte Bardot , no contest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqq-jHV5huI

aidan24326

Sophia Loren was hot back in the day.

http://shotsdaily.com/celebrities/photos/sophia-loren.jpg

http://www.leninimports.com/sophia_loren_gallery_4.jpg

Kiith

I win.

Hagar

Kiith wrote: »

I win.

You win? Is that you? Cool.

Standard Toaster

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Victoria Principal

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/victoria-principal-300x450.jpg


Grace Kelly

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly6/grace_kelly.jpg

Racquel Welch

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Raquel-Welch-Photograph-C10103413.jpeg

Audrey Hepburn

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-audrey-hepburn-2409685.jpg

+1 Racquel Welch

And Imogen Hassall