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Bra deflects bullet aimed at woman

  • 23-04-2009 01:46PM
    #1
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭


    How come lads support undergarments(jockstraps) ar'nt bulletproof as well?.Females are very sneaky not only do they have their wiley ways,but they have been secretly developing bulletproof underwear.Is this in preparation for an all out war of the sexes?.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE53L51C20090422

    Maybe it was wonderwoman or a wonder bra?.


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  • #2
    Zadkiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    How come lads support undergarments(jockstraps) ar'nt bulletproof as well?.Females are very sneaky not only do they have their wiley ways,but they have been secretly developing bulletproof underwear.Is this in preparation for an all out war of the sexes?.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE53L51C20090422

    Maybe it was wonderwoman or a wonder bra?.

    Keep us up to date, I for one would like to keep abreast of the situation


  • #3
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Yes. Unless we get shot in the face.


  • #4
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Ooh I don't know, men have been known to squeeze off a few shots from their underware too, you know. :)


  • #5
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I tired using an underwire in my jocks... just to make them bulletproof you understand. It wasn't as pleasant as it sounds.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #6
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Zadkiel wrote: »
    Keep us up to date, I for one would like to keep abreast of the situation

    It might bring up bad mammaries.


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  • #7
    Nichololas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Nichololas


    Gunman must feel like a bit of a tit.
    As do I.


  • #8
    annie.t
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭annie.t


    Hooray for Boobies ;)


  • #9
    3qsmavrod5twfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭3qsmavrod5twfe


    That is the BREAST defensive idea I've ever heard. It should be universally accept-TIT. It will help SUPPORT the most vulnerable in society and NIP all these unneccessary killings in the bud.

    Vagina.

    :D


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Didn't know they were in production yet: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055348812


  • #11
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    57? Then she's very lucky. I've heard stomach wounds are the most painful you can get.


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  • #12
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    "Then the assailant reloaded,and shot the 57 year old in the head only for her to be saved by the lining of her wig"


  • #13
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    "Then the assailant reloaded,and shot the 57 year old in the head only for her to be saved by the lining of her wig"

    Same thing happened to Elton John after David Furnish shot off in his face.


  • #14
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    just in the knickers of time so it seems...


  • #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    boobs


  • #16
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Kevlar For Her


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 36,733 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    Maybe it was wonderwoman or a wonder bra?
    You think that was impressive? You should have seen her helmet with horns, shield, spear, and the fact she was last to sing before the final curtain.


  • #18
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    So the moral of the story, is in a gunfight run to the nearest woman and bury your face in her boobs. In fact, in the event of any loud noise... just to be safe.


  • #19
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Bullet-Proof Bras Being Issued to German Policewomen


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30227622/
    SAO PAULO: A padded bra turns out to be a life-saver. But in this case, Brazilian police report the bra was stuffed with cash.

    According to authorities, a 58-year-old woman was shot in the chest during a bus holdup over the weekend. Police in the city of Salvador say the bullet was slowed by a wad of cash the woman had hidden in her bra.

    A police spokesman says the roll of money prevented the bullet from entering her heart and killing her instantly. The woman had surgery and was released from the hospital Monday.

    http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2006\10\04\story_4-10-2006_pg9_7
    A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts, which acted as an airbag.

    The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of the town.

    “The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman’s silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life,” Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

    But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash. AFP

    Picture :pac:


  • #20
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I never go anywere without my flack jacket .


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