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Breakfast Rolls.

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  • 22-04-2009 06:07PM
    #1
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭


    Got bless the man whoever invented this wonderfully filling food. Proteing, fat, starch. Everything you need for a days work. Anti-hangover. Anti-hunger, Anti-vegetarian.


    God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago. I haven't had one since. And every morning I amble past the local Spar, the smell of pudding and rashers backing under a lamp wafting outside. Every time, I feel a little bit empty inside.


    So here's to the breakfast roll.

    Only 11 more months until my next one.

    Arse


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    #2
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,163 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

    Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, fried egg, cheese, ketchup.....epic.


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    #3
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Epic heart attack.


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    #4
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    its mad to think that this would be good for you IF we didnt have such huge dinners.


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Please ban the 1st person to quote, sing, reference or youtube that feckin pat short song.PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #6
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    STFU.

    You can't eat them for a year? Oh no! I can never eat them. Damn you! Damn coeliac disease!

    Rolls are one of the things that pisses me off the most that I can't eat. Its so **** when you really want decent filling food, but the only thing you can do is buy chocolate bars or crisps. :mad::mad::mad: (Talkin like if your in school or college or work situation, the general situation where people would end up buying breakfast rolls like.)


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    #7
    SRFC90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SRFC90


    Braces never stopped me having rolls!? Never had any problems.


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    #8
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    I thought the breakfast roll was confined to the history books! :pac: David McWilliams you arse!


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    Saibh
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    Dartz wrote: »
    God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago.


    Your dentist decided - he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.


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    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,458 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Saibh wrote: »
    he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.


    I officially hate you for pointing this out.

    I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Dartz wrote: »
    I officially hate you for pointing this out.

    I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

    brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.


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    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Dartz wrote: »
    I officially hate you for pointing this out.

    I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.


    Good suggestion, now you can't hate me anymore :D


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    Gummy Panda
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

    you're a cruel man :D


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    Acacia
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

    Ohhh yeah...that would go down well right about now.

    It's always funny explaining breakfast rolls to foreign people, well, the pudding bit. I was telling a few european girls I know from college (italian and french) that it's made from pig's blood and they almost got sick...priceless.


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    Kev_ps3
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    Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..


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    Captain Darling
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    Kev_ps3 wrote: »
    Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

    A badly filled kebab maybe?:eek:


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    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Back when i used to work in a printers i got brekkie rolls but then one of the lads imparted wise words to me which changed breakfast for me forever

    "Double egg, double sausage, rasher and puddin on batch heels with red sauce"

    A heart attack waitin to happen but worth it :D


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    Mossy Monk
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    large roll with sausage, white pudding, onion and tomato ketchup

    FTW


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    markok84
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    Kev_ps3 wrote: »
    Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..


    Especially when your arse and nugget are busting from a night on the stout.


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    RATM
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

    Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

    So whats the Aussie equivalent of a breakfast roll? Please dont tell me it involves veggiemite :D


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    Dartz
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

    Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.


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    S.I.R
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    a footlong meatball marinara with one of everything and spicy sauce is the best roll. Period.


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    ScumLord
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

    Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.
    White pudding isn't pudding at all, it's like the vanilla ice of the pudding world.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Dartz wrote: »
    Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.

    also a good point..

    but to combat it back in the student days, i'd rob dunnes by getting two sandwiches but only pay for a half lite of milk.

    then i got arrested and have had to buy the pesky sandwiches since.


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    #25
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.


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    #26
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I eat the healthy version, no butter and trim the fat off the rashers.:D


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    #27
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    That's not healthier.
    Actually lets not get into it.


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    #28
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That's not healthier.
    Actually lets not get into it.

    I am only trying to convince myself.:D


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    Gummy Panda
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    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.

    low carber?


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    #30
    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Sanjuro wrote: »
    Epic heart attack.

    If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..


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    #31
    [Deleted User]
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    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..

    i'd rather the minor one that doesn't kill you :rolleyes:


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