Breakfast Rolls.

Dartz

Got bless the man whoever invented this wonderfully filling food. Proteing, fat, starch. Everything you need for a days work. Anti-hangover. Anti-hunger, Anti-vegetarian.


God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago. I haven't had one since. And every morning I amble past the local Spar, the smell of pudding and rashers backing under a lamp wafting outside. Every time, I feel a little bit empty inside.


So here's to the breakfast roll.

Only 11 more months until my next one.

Arse

Xavi6

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, fried egg, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

Sanjuro

Epic heart attack.

cherryghost

its mad to think that this would be good for you IF we didnt have such huge dinners.

Professey Chin

Please ban the 1st person to quote, sing, reference or youtube that feckin pat short song.PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

Cunny-Funt

STFU.

You can't eat them for a year? Oh no! I can never eat them. Damn you! Damn coeliac disease!

Rolls are one of the things that pisses me off the most that I can't eat. Its so **** when you really want decent filling food, but the only thing you can do is buy chocolate bars or crisps. :mad::mad::mad: (Talkin like if your in school or college or work situation, the general situation where people would end up buying breakfast rolls like.)

SRFC90

Braces never stopped me having rolls!? Never had any problems.

Disease Ridden

I thought the breakfast roll was confined to the history books! :pac: David McWilliams you arse!

Saibh

Dartz wrote: »

God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago.

Your dentist decided - he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.

Dartz

Saibh wrote: »

he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

Dartz

Dartz wrote: »

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Saibh

Dartz wrote: »

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Good suggestion, now you can't hate me anymore

Gummy Panda

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

you're a cruel man

Acacia

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Ohhh yeah...that would go down well right about now.

It's always funny explaining breakfast rolls to foreign people, well, the pudding bit. I was telling a few european girls I know from college (italian and french) that it's made from pig's blood and they almost got sick...priceless.

Kev_ps3

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

Captain Darling

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

A badly filled kebab maybe?:eek:

GAAman

Back when i used to work in a printers i got brekkie rolls but then one of the lads imparted wise words to me which changed breakfast for me forever

"Double egg, double sausage, rasher and puddin on batch heels with red sauce"

A heart attack waitin to happen but worth it

Mossy Monk

large roll with sausage, white pudding, onion and tomato ketchup

FTW

markok84

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

Especially when your arse and nugget are busting from a night on the stout.

RATM

Xavi6 wrote: »

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

So whats the Aussie equivalent of a breakfast roll? Please dont tell me it involves veggiemite

Dartz

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.

S.I.R

a footlong meatball marinara with one of everything and spicy sauce is the best roll. Period.

ScumLord

Xavi6 wrote: »

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

White pudding isn't pudding at all, it's like the vanilla ice of the pudding world.

Dartz

Dartz wrote: »

Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.

also a good point..

but to combat it back in the student days, i'd rob dunnes by getting two sandwiches but only pay for a half lite of milk.

then i got arrested and have had to buy the pesky sandwiches since.

dr.bollocko

You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.

galwayrush

I eat the healthy version, no butter and trim the fat off the rashers.:D

dr.bollocko

That's not healthier.
Actually lets not get into it.

galwayrush

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's not healthier.
Actually lets not get into it.

I am only trying to convince myself.:D

Gummy Panda

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.

low carber?

Poor Uncle Tom

Sanjuro wrote: »

Epic heart attack.

If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..

Poor Uncle Tom

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..

i'd rather the minor one that doesn't kill you :rolleyes:

jester77

Breakfast rolls are great when you haven't the time to sit down to the full Irish. A perfect complementary snack for during the day is the builders breakfast crisps from Walkers.

jaffa20

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

STFU.

You can't eat them for a year? Oh no! I can never eat them. Damn you! Damn coeliac disease!

Rolls are one of the things that pisses me off the most that I can't eat. Its so **** when you really want decent filling food, but the only thing you can do is buy chocolate bars or crisps. :mad::mad::mad: (Talkin like if your in school or college or work situation, the general situation where people would end up buying breakfast rolls like.)

HAHA!

Poor Uncle Tom

Deleted User wrote: »

i'd rather the minor one that doesn't kill you :rolleyes:

It's not a torpedo....just a roll.

dr.bollocko

Gummy Panda wrote: »

low carber?

Do a bit of research on nutrition in my spare time.
Strikes me there are a lot of studies in the area not a lot of results supporting theories..
But enough dragging the thread OT.

galwayrush

Why don't Kebab houses open for breakfast?:(

Gummy Panda

galwayrush wrote: »

Why don't Kebab houses open for breakfast?:(

Cause they were up all night feeding people on their way home from pubs/nightclubs.

jester77

galwayrush wrote: »

Why don't Kebab houses open for breakfast?:(

They do here, I usually get one on the way home from the pub in the morning :pac::pac:

happyoutscan

If you do manage to eat one have a toothbrush in your pocket, that way everyone you meet won't instantly know from your gob that you had a breakfast roll. Braces have a habit of exposing your daily dietary intake (from personal experience).:D

brillianthenry

my housemate made me one for my birthday with just pudding, sausages and rashers. 15 pieces of meat were shoved in a roll. I thought my birthday was going to be my death-day(?) when i was finished

AlmightyCushion

A while back, I was really, really hungover one morning and my girlfriend at the time brought me back a big fúck off breakfast roll from the shop. As soon as I laid my eyes upon it I yelped out "oh my god, I love you!". She replied back with "Aww, I love you too". I didn't have the heart to tell her I was talking to the roll.

Jackeenboy

There too expensive in the recession though...

Poor Uncle Tom

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

It's not a torpedo....just a roll.

he said about having an epic heartattack.. i said i'd rather a minor one :P

rainbow kirby

I miss breakfast rolls. Back when I lived in Lucan, the breakfast rolls at the local Texaco were the stuff of legend. Used to get one every Sunday morning and they were sooooooooo good...

Then I decided I didn't want to be a fat bitch any more.

regob

breakfast rolls are pretty disgusting, except when your hungover, there gods gift

truecrippler

Nicest ones are in Super Value in Deansgrange... or made by me. Take one or the other.

Kersmash

Dartz wrote: »

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

Trust me on this one, you find ways around that eventually. It gets easier with time. Never surrender.

Borneo Fnctn

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

I just vomited in my mouth... just a small bit.

NickNolte

This boy's having a breakfast roll tomorrow morning:

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/nick-nolte-mug-shot.jpg

Sausages, hash brown, egg and brown sauce. You know it makes sense.

Cunny-Funt

jaffa20 wrote: »

HAHA!

I was actually expecting a nelson haha pic alright lol Surprised it took so long though :pac:

az2wp0sye65487

Dartz wrote: »

And every morning I amble past the local Spar, the smell of pudding and rashers backing under a lamp wafting outside.
Arse

rainbow kirby wrote: »

I miss breakfast rolls. Back when I lived in Lucan, the breakfast rolls at the local Texaco were the stuff of legend.

truecrippler wrote: »

Nicest ones are in Super Value in Deansgrange...

Whats wrong with you people?!?! the NICEST Breakfast Rolls are from proper cafés where they cook everything fresh after you order!

And there are people here talking about putting hash browns on them... ~ (weirdos)

Also, you can't have a Breakfast Roll on a crispy roll or baguette...

The perfect Breakfast Roll is on a soft white roll, with freshly cooked (Superquinn) sausages, rashers, black & white pudding maybe some grilled or fried tomato, a soft fried egg, and a load of brown sauce

That is all.