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Breakfast Rolls.

Dartz

Got bless the man whoever invented this wonderfully filling food. Proteing, fat, starch. Everything you need for a days work. Anti-hangover. Anti-hunger, Anti-vegetarian.

God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago. I haven't had one since. And every morning I amble past the local Spar, the smell of pudding and rashers backing under a lamp wafting outside. Every time, I feel a little bit empty inside.

So here's to the breakfast roll.

Only 11 more months until my next one.

Arse

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Xavi6

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, fried egg, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

Sanjuro

Epic heart attack.

cherryghost

its mad to think that this would be good for you IF we didnt have such huge dinners.

Professey Chin

Please ban the 1st person to quote, sing, reference or youtube that feckin pat short song.PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

Cunny-Funt

STFU.

You can't eat them for a year? Oh no! I can never eat them. Damn you! Damn coeliac disease!

Rolls are one of the things that pisses me off the most that I can't eat. Its so **** when you really want decent filling food, but the only thing you can do is buy chocolate bars or crisps. :mad::mad::mad: (Talkin like if your in school or college or work situation, the general situation where people would end up buying breakfast rolls like.)

SRFC90

Braces never stopped me having rolls!? Never had any problems.

Disease Ridden

I thought the breakfast roll was confined to the history books! :pac: David McWilliams you arse!

Saibh

Dartz wrote: »

God curse the man who decided I had to get braces fitted a month ago.

Your dentist decided - he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.

Dartz

Saibh wrote: »

he will probably make you wear the braces for two years instead of one.

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

[Deleted User]

Dartz wrote: »

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Saibh

Dartz wrote: »

I officially hate you for pointing this out.

I can't bite anything hard, or crispy. It's bloody annoying.

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Good suggestion, now you can't hate me anymore

Gummy Panda

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

you're a cruel man

Acacia

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Ohhh yeah...that would go down well right about now.

It's always funny explaining breakfast rolls to foreign people, well, the pudding bit. I was telling a few european girls I know from college (italian and french) that it's made from pig's blood and they almost got sick...priceless.

Kev_ps3

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

Captain Darling

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

A badly filled kebab maybe?:eek:

GAAman

Back when i used to work in a printers i got brekkie rolls but then one of the lads imparted wise words to me which changed breakfast for me forever

"Double egg, double sausage, rasher and puddin on batch heels with red sauce"

A heart attack waitin to happen but worth it

Mossy Monk

large roll with sausage, white pudding, onion and tomato ketchup

FTW

markok84

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Nothing better than a well made breakfast roll..

Especially when your arse and nugget are busting from a night on the stout.

RATM

Xavi6 wrote: »

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

So whats the Aussie equivalent of a breakfast roll? Please dont tell me it involves veggiemite

Dartz

Deleted User wrote: »

brown bread sandwiches with chicken stuffing, lettuce and onion.. beats a roll any day imo.

Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.

S.I.R

a footlong meatball marinara with one of everything and spicy sauce is the best roll. Period.

ScumLord

Xavi6 wrote: »

When I was back in Ireland I had one every morning for the first five days.

Roll, butter, sausages, rasher, hash browns, white pudding, cheese, ketchup.....epic.

White pudding isn't pudding at all, it's like the vanilla ice of the pudding world.

[Deleted User]

Dartz wrote: »

Never managed to fill me up quite as well as a footlong crispy roll full of dead pig bits.

also a good point..

but to combat it back in the student days, i'd rob dunnes by getting two sandwiches but only pay for a half lite of milk.

then i got arrested and have had to buy the pesky sandwiches since.

dr.bollocko

You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.

galwayrush

I eat the healthy version, no butter and trim the fat off the rashers.:D

dr.bollocko

That's not healthier.
Actually lets not get into it.

galwayrush

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's not healthier.
Actually lets not get into it.

I am only trying to convince myself.:D

Gummy Panda

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You know the roll will kill you faster than the contents.

low carber?

Poor Uncle Tom

Sanjuro wrote: »

Epic heart attack.

If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..

[Deleted User]

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

If you're gonna have one it may as well be epic..

i'd rather the minor one that doesn't kill you :rolleyes: