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What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?

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  • #92
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Leila: 'You two are dating?'
    Fry: 'No no. We're married.'

    Lur: 'Bring me the human's lower horn!'

    Lur: 'You might want to retreat to a safe 500 meter radius!'


  • #93
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    *Hermes is on top of a building about to jump off*

    Professor: "Dont do it"
    Mrs. Hermes: "No Husband"
    Bender: "Do a flip!!"


  • #94
    laurashambles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭laurashambles


    You created me, Mom
    So I guess you're to blame
    For the love that I feel
    Just from hearing your name
    You're as tender as corned beef
    And warm as pastrami
    I wuv my Mommy!


  • #95
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,211 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    See Alot Of Them Lately


  • #96
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Professor Farnsworth: [Professor Farnsworth is showing Cubert, his clone, some of his inventions] And this is my Universal Translator. Unfortunately, so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.

    Cubert Farnsworth: [into the translator's microphone] Hello.

    Universal Translator: Bonjour!

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!


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  • #97
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

    Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!


  • #98
    Redzer7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,211 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Lol


  • #99
    Eoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,283 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    Just FYI, I could be used for snoo snoo.


  • #100
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    eoin wrote: »
    Just FYI, I could be used for snoo snoo.

    :mad: Death by snoo-snoo!!! :mad:

    :D


  • #101
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    eoin wrote: »
    Just FYI, I could be used for snoo snoo.

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=77893&stc=1&d=1240261211


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  • #102
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    "I am the greetest! ha ha ha! Now I am leaving earth for no raisin"

    In the one with the brains, and Fry traps the Chief brain in a book.


    <3 Futurama. :)


  • #103
    Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    More than Benders big score and the other one?
    With the STD tentacle thing...
    You know the one.
    Skchlee.

    Yep they did a fantasy one and one about a giant golf course and the guy wearing the number 8 t-shirt who shows up everywhere.

    Also,my thread didn't get mentioned. :'(


  • #104
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Zapp Brannigan: You'll be negotiating with the aliens' mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls.

    They've got a lot of brains and they've got a lot of...............cutzpa!

    More Zapp: (To Leela)

    "If it's a lesson in love, I should warn you, I have a very sexy learning disorder. Kif, tell her what I call it."

    "Unghhh... Sexlexia."


  • #105
    Tom65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    Farnsworth [to protesters]: "Get off my property!"
    Hippie: "You can't own property, man"
    Farnsworth: "I can, that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"


  • #106
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Nice boots. Do they come in women's sizes?


  • #107
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Robot: "My two favorite things are commitment, and changing myself."
    Woman: "OOOOHHHHH!!!" *immediately rushes to the robot and starts kissing*
    Leela: "Does that robot have a brother?


  • #108
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Good News Everyone!


  • #109
    Volvagia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    When Nixon is talking about his old body, and how he loved it because it was a good republican body.

    Fry: "I loved my body through my teenage years as well, of course it was tough love!"


  • #110
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient.


    Brannigan: Look at this sissy kif, why others were fighting and dying pointlessly, he was hiding in a hole, wallowing in a pool of his own cowardice.
    Fry: That wasn't cowardice!


  • #111
    MG
    Closed Accounts Posts: 823 ✭✭✭MG


    Calculon: They were working on Project Satan, a savage, evil intelligent car built out of the most evil parts of the most evil cars in history. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car. The left turn signal from Charles Manson's VW. The windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider.

    Fry: Knight Rider wasn't evil.

    Calculon: His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show, though.


    I love that quote.


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  • #112
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    Fry: Don't worry. The Lovemeister will take you under his wing.
    Zoidberg: What? Now there's a bird involved?


  • #113
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Who's that at the door Leela?"
    "Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom.........and his commanding officer"


  • #114
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I <3 Zapp Brannigan! :D


  • #115
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Amalgam wrote: »
    Good News Everyone!

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59905930&postcount=81
    Reading thread fail :P


  • #116
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Still my favourite:

    President Truman: I]Roswell, circa 1947[/I If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
    Dr. Zoidberg:Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.
    President Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid?
    Dr. Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
    President Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that.
    Dr. Zoidberg: I]coyly[/I I'm not hearing a no.

    Also Clamps:

    Joey Mousepad-Clamp em!
    Clamps-Gee...do ya think i should use the clamps i use everyday to clamp things?"


  • #117
    omyatari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    whoooop wop wop wop wooop.

    zoidberg is deadly! love the episode with the fountain of youth where zoid goes trough all his differant phases.


  • #118
    Ri_Nollaig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig




    just thought id add that :)


  • #119
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Ri_Nollaig wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V-xKq64aRY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V-xKq64aRY

    just thought id add that :)

    FYP


  • #120
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Calculon: (After watching a clip in which he screamed "Nooo!") "Funny story, the script called for me to say 'yes' but I gave it a little twist."


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  • #121
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,029 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59905930&postcount=81
    Reading thread fail :P

    [good news everyone]Some mémés are worth repeating![/good news everyone]


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