What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?

Mr Benevolent

Hmmm. I could be imagining it, but with Futurama not being so well known as the slightly more mainstream cartoons (and the fact that they stopped making episodes 4-5 years ago), there seem to be an awful lot of random Futurama quotes on here of late, including:

'Tend to widow Pacman!'

'Really? I gotta check out this brochure!'

and the ubiquitous:

'Good news! I'm a horse's butt!'

'What? That's not good news at all!'

...and many more. So who's hiding out there?

petes

I know. It's great!!

BobTheBeat

"Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!"

chuckle

biko

Sweet, futurama's on!
NSFW

Mr Benevolent

'That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!'



''You win again, gravity!'

Professey Chin

Cause its great

"I didnt have the heart to tell him. Its fin fungus. Hell be floating upside down in his tank within the week"

Vegeta

"They said, how you gonna fly with just one eye?
I am Bender, please insert girder"

Gone Drinking

Confab wrote: »

I could be imagining it

You are.. now bite my shiney metal ass

Mr Benevolent

Gone Drinking wrote: »

You are.. now bite my shiney metal ass

'What? Such an act would be most uncomfortable for the both of us!'

Sorry, can't help it:

'Never! Bender is a lone wolf. A solitary eagle. A cuddly teddybear!'

994

Barbados Slim! I thought you were in Barbados!

Turd Ferguson

Futurama quotes are awesome..awesome to the max!!!

javaboy

Confab wrote: »

Hmmm. I could be imagining it, but with Futurama not being so well known as the slightly more mainstream cartoons (and the fact that they stopped making episodes 4-5 years ago), there seem to be an awful lot of random Futurama quotes on here of late, including:

+1. Although Simpsons quotes are even equally as bad.

Gone Drinking

Loved this one

Lucy Liu robot: I'll always remember you, Fry...
Lucy Liu robot: [monotone voice] MEMORY DELETED

Spear

Confab wrote: »

(and the fact that they stopped making episodes 4-5 years ago),

They released 4 movies direct to DVD last year alone.

dr.bollocko

Spear wrote: »

They released 4 movies direct to DVD last year alone.

More than Benders big score and the other one?
With the STD tentacle thing...
You know the one.
Skchlee.

Earthhorse

Tell my wife I said..."Hello".

Quazzie

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

johnny_ultimate

Earthhorse wrote: »

Tell my wife I said..."Hello".

With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

aidan_walsh

"Tell them I hate them!"

el_tiddlero

"Sorry babes, this time i've got to party on my own..."

magicianz

'take us to beige alert.' damn neutrals.....

useful_contacts

What do we want

Frys Dog

When do we want it

Frys dog

:D:D:D

Gone Drinking

Leela: You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kiff?

Kif: Ugh... sexlexia. .

el_tiddlero

my only regret is that I had bonitis

ShooterSF

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

I have used that one so many times in real life. priceless expressions.

"In the game chess you must never let your opponent see your pieces"

Simpons gave me "Chumm...........p" Futuram "Chumpette"

Spear

dr.bollocko wrote: »

More than Benders big score and the other one?
With the STD tentacle thing...
You know the one.

That's including those 2.

Skchlee.

Or skchler.

ShooterSF

Best one from new episodes,

turn to your mate "You know it's funny"
Mate: "What?"
You : "Your weiner!!"

SlipperyPeople

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Futurama quotes are awesome..awesome to the max!!!

THAT GUY
Let's cut to the chase. There are two
kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone
who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?
ZOIDBERG
Uh excuse me? Which is the one people
like to hug?
THAT GUY
Gutsy question, you're a shark. Sharks
are winners and they don't look back
'cause they don't have necks. Necks
are for sheep. I am proud to be the
shepherd of this herd of sharks and
I am gonna lead you to the top of this
industry of...of...

Mr Benevolent

'Antiquing?'

***BOOM***

jhegarty

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate

jimmyneo1

"Welcome to the World of Tomorrow"

Mr Benevolent

Bender: 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Little Timmy?'
Little Timmy: 'What's that, sir?'
B: 'That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!'
LT: 'You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir.'

and another:

'Good day, gentle jerkwads!'

ShooterSF

Leela: You know Zap once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon, then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child, but now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon.
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?

Indie18

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."

Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"

Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

Mr Benevolent

Professor: "Start the ship, Leela! Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time."

Fry: "But, but, won't that change history?"

Professor: "Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!"

One of the best episodes.

ShooterSF

Damn it op, flooding back now. Going to a corona industry night tonight and I'll be spewing random futurama quotes.

Fine. I'll just jump in swim around and drink as much as I like.
HELP! I can't swim!!

stevelknievel

jhegarty wrote: »

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate

That's fantastic. I also like:
Zapp: One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a four hundred billion dollar spacestation. And the next day he has nothing. It makes you think.
Kif: No it doesn't

Zapp: I am the Man With No Name...................Zapp Brannigan

Zapp: My friends, you can take away a mans title and his uniform, but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. (Music ends) Plus it was mostly Kifs fault!

Zapp: Remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents. Sleep with them and your in.


You might have guessed I'm a fan of Zapp.

Terry

Dolomite, baby.

CreepingDeath

Leela: Christmas isn't about the food
Tiny Tim: I'm so hungry.

Professey Chin

Fry: "Wait a minute. I know that monkey.His name is Donkey"
Professor: "Donkeys arnt monkeys!Quit messing with my head!"

Busi_Girl08

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: I]Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins[/I Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
I]wins again[/I
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
I]unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it[/I
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
I]Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler[/I
Clyde Smith: No!
I]turns to a woman sitting next to him[/I
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
I]the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly[/I
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.

Bender-"Who are you and why should I care?"

Marv Albert: Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute!
Fry: No, you are!
Lucy Liu-bot: No, you!
Fry: No, you!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot!

"War were declared"

JessieJames

BENDER: Who's that? A wolf? Or some kind of
boogen? Oh God I wish I was safe inside
a tent. (deep voice) Fry, Fry wake
up! It's me! Bigface!:D

Professey Chin

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
Clyde Smith: I]Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins[/I Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
I]wins again[/I
Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
I]unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it[/I
Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
I]Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler[/I
Clyde Smith: No!
I]turns to a woman sitting next to him[/I
Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
I]the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly[/I
Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
Bender: Saw it coming.

Bender-"Who are you and why should I care?"

Marv Albert: Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

Lucy Liu-bot: You're cute!
Fry: No, you are!
Lucy Liu-bot: No, you!
Fry: No, you!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot!

"War were declared"

Get off IMDB

Busi_Girl08

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!!!

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

James Forde

Leela: Hmm, he doesn't seem to be on the checklist.
Bender: So you're saying we can cook him?
Fry: Yeah, a barbecue, I can wear my hilarious apron.
Leela: No, I don't care how hilarious your apron is. We're not cooking him. Aaaaw, I'll call you Nibbler.
Bender: Aaaw, I'll fire up the grill.

thelordofcheese

"This is discrimination of the worst kind, the kind against me."

"Introducing mushu, the educated whale that thinks he's better than you!"

And one of my favourites
"The loot, the loot, the loot is on fire!"

Indie18

"We've all seen too many body bags unt ball sacks "

KerranJast

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.

Turd Ferguson

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompTer. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a T, it goes tah."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Mr Benevolent

'Please, Mr President, we're appealling to your sense of decency!'

RICHARD NIXON'S DRESSING ROOM
- WATCH YOUR HAT AND COAT

pablomakaveli

Fry when he digs up Benders head: "Wow Bender what was it liked to be buried for a 1000 years"

Bender: "I was enjoying it til you guys showed up".



Adopted Kid:"Daddy Bender, can we have more Bender Burgers"

Bender:"No ,the cat shelters on to me"