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What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭KerranJast


    "What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Volvagia wrote: »
    and everything that fat guy who says everything as a plural says.

    "Deres! De woilds drinkin' waters 's safe for another days."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Cracks me up every time:

    Zapp: Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who's ever loved me.
    Leela: I never loved you.
    Zapp: I mean physically.
    Leela: What do you want?
    Zapp: Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor.
    Leela: You don't know how to do ANY of those things.
    Zapp: Kif might.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Love the scary door, the most recent one was very good :)

    Announcer: Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand, he refers to a [mutters], but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about the Scary Door.

    [Scene: A farm. Suddenly, it is attacked by UFOs shooting at everything in sight. Military forces are there, firing at the UFOs.]

    Private: It's all over! Our guns and bombs are useless against the aliens.

    Farmer: The saucers! They's a-crashin'!

    [The UFOs starts to crash.]

    Announcer: In the end, it was not guns with bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    [A Tyrannosaurus Rex is seen crashing a UFO and eating the alien inside.]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    Zaff: I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭herbieflowers


    VH1 Classics guy: Phil came in, right, strummed out this tune, yeah, and I said, "That's a number one record!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Driver 8


    Nixon: I would no sooner give up this body than my beloved dog Checkers

    *woof*

    Nixon: Shut up dammit!!


    George Foreman: This reminds of the time Muhummad Ali fought a 100ft tall robotic Joe Fraizer. My memory's not what it used to be, but I believe the entire earth was destroyed.
    Marv Albert: Interesting if true!
    George Foreman:.....wha?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Confab wrote: »
    What's with all the Futurama quotes on AH lately?
    ?

    Simpsons week off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    I'm legendary starship Captain Zapp Branagin. Does my reputation precede me, or was I too quick for it?

    Kiff, this route is boring. Maybe if we jackknife from comet to comet at breakneck speed, we can get some sort of gravity boost.. or something.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Kif, I have made it with a woman.

    Inform the men.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Zapp-

    Ah! She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,358 ✭✭✭seraphimvc


    ''Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
    Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
    Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
    Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. ''

    lol love the crazy politic/religion/aliens etc in world 3000

    ''Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
    Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
    Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
    Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.''

    ''Dr. Zoidberg: Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle... then perhaps gifts!'' (his face lol)

    zoidberg is my man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,297 ✭✭✭Ri_Nollaig


    Zapp: "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast!"
    Zapp: "I dont attempt to understand Brannigan's law just enforce it."
    Zapp: "Kif, prepare to take the blame, steady... steady... now!"


    also a fan of the legendary captain :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    futurama > simpsons. There, I said it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    futurama > simpsons. There, I said it.

    I don't think many will disagree...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Confab wrote: »
    'Tend to widow Pacman!'

    I got rid of that one :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I don't think many will disagree...

    I think many will :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.

    Zapp Brannigan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    I think many will :)

    I disagree!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    I'm sure you'll all remember the episode when nibbler pushes Fry into the freezer back in 1999. If you watch the pilot episode you can see nibbler's shadow as Fry falls into the freezer :)

    edit:there ya go:http://tripatlas.com/Space_Pilot_3000


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    "Thats the saltiest thing i've ever tasted. And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭Lobelia Overhill


    All hail hypno toad

    *clap*

    *clap*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,129 ✭✭✭pljudge321


    Zapp: "In the Game of Chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"




    Edna: "Well first I got up and had a piece of toast, and then I brushed my teeth, and then I went to the store............"
    Zoidberg: "Fry, look what you did, she won't shut up"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I disagree!

    You're wrong!

    Yes I win!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    You're wrong!

    Yes I win!

    DAMN!

    If only Dargon Froce Rull!!11!!!!!11!! were here, he'd show you what for!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    You're wrong!

    Yes I win!

    Well u said u think many would disagree.....and since he is only one person and he has disagree then that is still only one person. Therefore, competition is still on!
    Farnsworth: 'DooOOoomsday device? Ahh yes now the balls in farnsworths court! '


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