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undeniable truths

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  • #32
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    You can never trust a fart :eek:


  • #33
    Catari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,649 ✭✭✭Catari Jaguar


    Peter Kay much? Some originality please. I expect more from you After Hours people.


  • #34
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    monkey9 wrote: »
    Or if they start "I'm not being racist but......." you better believe someone's about to be called a n!gger

    The worst has to be "Now no offence but..." I put my offended face straight on when I hear that.

    Other truths: The weather is always best during the Leaving, you'll always get ill at the worst possible time, and it's only when you have to get up early that you can't get to sleep.


  • #35
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Dean09 wrote: »
    You can never trust a fart :eek:

    I only realised the true extent of that when I went to Turkey a few years ago on holiday. The local food had me in ribbons & for about three months after it I had a phobia about farting anywhere else but in the toilet.
    Nasty :eek:


  • #36
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Try to sneak in quietly when drunk, youre guaranteed sh!t gonna get smashed


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  • #37
    Lobelia Overhill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭Lobelia Overhill


    Lynskey wrote: »
    Everyone remembers the day a dog ran into their school

    I remember the day a cow ran into our school...

    +1 on the "no offence but ... " and you know you're going to be mortally offended.

    Coffee always tastes best from one particular mug, it just doesn't taste the same from any other vessel


  • #38
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    SeekUp wrote: »
    The only thing certain in life is death.

    What about the taxman?


  • #39
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    realcam wrote: »
    What about the taxman?

    All tax-men are zombies.


  • #40
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Everyone is someone else's weirdo


  • #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Seen graffiti'd on the wall behind a restaurant in Limerick:

    "It's not always about what you get out of it."

    It was in a speechbubble coming from an anthromorphised ice cream.


    What?


    My drink was spiked.


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  • #42
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    generalisations are always inappropriate and render any argument void..

    Saying that generalisations are always inappropriate is a generalisation


  • #43
    red-demon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭red-demon


    87% of people believe made up statistics


  • #44
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    barleybooley wrote: »
    Mayo people, myself included, refer to all crisps as "Tayto"

    Not round my neck of the woods :confused:.... What part of the county are you from?


  • #45
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    red-demon wrote: »
    87% of people believe made up statistics

    60% of the time, it works all the time.......


  • #46
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Saying that generalisations are always inappropriate is a generalisation

    There you go again with your relentless logic....


  • #47
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    60% of the time, it works all the time.......

    Damnit! got there before me


  • #48
    Jeapy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Jeapy


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Not round my neck of the woods :confused:.... What part of the county are you from?

    +1. I'd say i know about 5 people who say that!


  • #49
    slamman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭slamman


    Always remember your unique...........Just like everybody else.


  • #50
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Seen graffiti'd on the wall behind a restaurant in Limerick:

    "It's not always about what you get out of it."

    It was in a speechbubble coming from an anthromorphised ice cream.

    Completely off-topic, I know, but there are some brilliant graffiti artists in Limerick. Plenty of shite ones too though, they're unavoidable.


  • #51
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Lobelia Overhill wrote: »
    I remember the day a cow ran into our school...

    +1 on the "no offence but ... " and you know you're going to be mortally offended.

    Coffee always tastes best from one particular mug, it just doesn't taste the same from any other vessel

    This is completely true.


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  • #52
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Reject a woman and she will forever hold a grudge - Michael Scott.


  • #53
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    slamman wrote: »
    Always remember your unique...........Just like everybody else.
    I used that (great ) quote many times and a few peeps didn't get it .

    SeekUp wrote: »
    The only thing certain in life is taxes and death

    Fixed that for ya


  • #54
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    Milk from a pint carton tastes better than milk from a litre carton.

    Cups of tea are nicer than mugs of tea.


  • #55
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    No scent in the world is better than the smell of bread baking in the oven.


  • #56
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    No scent in the world is better than the smell of bread baking in the oven.

    What about the petrol station. hmmmmm.


  • #57
    Dundrummer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭Dundrummer


    Anyone who starts a sentence with "Apparently..." is incorrect


  • #58
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Everybody lies.


  • #59
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,264 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Everybody lies.

    Everybody hurts.


  • #60
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    An File wrote: »
    Everybody hurts.

    That's because they were Kung Fu fighting.


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  • #61
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    It's very, very rarely just the one pint.


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