your sluttiest moments

markos79 · 17-04-2009 07:14PM

Ayden Curved Gladiator wrote: »

I once heard a story about a girl who went on a school trip to Italy when she was sixteen, got off with an Italian, blew him and somehow got a throat infection from it. And then she was too scared to tell the teachers so she had to go into the Italian pharmacy to get something from it but the pharmacist didn't speak English and she didn't speak Italian so she had to mime what was wrong with her and what had happened

And no it wasn't me

yea yea...............you would say that.................. is your troat better now?

El Guapo! · 17-04-2009 07:16PM

Ayden Curved Gladiator wrote: »

I once heard a story about a girl who went on a school trip to Italy when she was sixteen, got off with an Italian, blew him and somehow got a throat infection from it. And then she was too scared to tell the teachers so she had to go into the Italian pharmacy to get something from it but the pharmacist didn't speak English and she didn't speak Italian so she had to mime what was wrong with her and what had happened

And no it wasn't me

Thats a spicy "meat a ball a"!

Whens your Dolmio day?

Joe Cool · 17-04-2009 07:16PM

amull87 wrote: »

...I just came across the exact same story on another board which I frequent.

Pretty sick to admit it but at least you enjoyed yourself :P

Kiera · 17-04-2009 07:17PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

though I know it's a lie a woman wouldn't give a bj unless she was getting something in return. Jizz doesn't count.

Not all women

Catari Jaguar · 17-04-2009 07:18PM

Is CAPSLOCK not a dude? Just from reading HIS other posts it seems obvious...

ahara · 17-04-2009 07:18PM

Disease Ridden wrote: »

I'm not sure why OP, but your story depresses me.

Is it because your her ex-boyfriend?

Tar.Aldarion · 17-04-2009 07:20PM

It's only sexual assault if the guy doesn't want it to happen, yeah right he doesn't.

Acid_Violet · 17-04-2009 07:21PM

Turning to a friend of a friend and asking 'feel like some non-committal fun?'

Line is a bit slutty but works a charm if your female. I've been quite a good girl apart from that and back of the cinema kanoodling.

prinz · 17-04-2009 07:21PM

Disease Ridden wrote: »

I'm not sure why OP, but your story depresses me.

Knowing there is someone out there with possibly better claim to your name?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 17-04-2009 07:24PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

You forgot to put FACT at the end of that story.

We now know it's untrue and you fail.

Tbh I think it was just some kind of weird urban legend born of the febrile minds of Kilkenny schoolgirls, but feckit it's funny

DublinWriter · 17-04-2009 07:26PM

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Felt VERY bad....

22 posts in...well done, just remember, d'Internet never forgets!

bleg · 17-04-2009 07:26PM

maybe your boyfriend wouldn't have cheated on you if you hadn't sucked off some random guy...

Acid_Violet · 17-04-2009 07:29PM

Quite shocked at the amount of criticism the OP is receiving. Granted, 'twas 'slutty', but I doubt a guy would be getting the same amount of criticism for doing something similar, tbh.

dr.bollocko · 17-04-2009 07:30PM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Quite shocked at the amount of stick the OP is taking. Granted, 'twas 'slutty', but I doubt a guy would be getting the same amount of criticism for doing something similar, tbh.

She didn't take stick to be fair.
She had a boyfriend at the time.

Lockstep · 17-04-2009 07:33PM

Ayden Curved Gladiator wrote: »

Tbh I think it was just some kind of weird urban legend born of the febrile minds of Kilkenny schoolgirls, but feckit it's funny

Ah we all have stories like that floating around our class.

I remember ours was some girl tried to seduce another girl in our class by doing a striptease beneath the stairway.
Poor girl never lived it down.
I still dunno if it was true or not.
probably not.

prinz · 17-04-2009 07:34PM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Quite shocked at the amount of stick the OP is taking. Granted, 'twas 'slutty', but I doubt a guy would be getting the same amount of criticism for doing something similar, tbh.

So if a guy brings a girl home some night, gets her naked, blindfolds her, ties her to his bed and then let's his friend into the room to sexually assault her.......people wouldn't give them stick?

Crann na Beatha · 17-04-2009 07:35PM

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liamygunner29 · 17-04-2009 07:37PM

did she think that everybody was going to have a story?? next time send it in to nuts and get your 50 pounds from the ladies confess section!! At least that way when I get on a semi theres more stories following!!!

Acid_Violet · 17-04-2009 07:39PM

prinz wrote: »

So if a guy brings a girl home some night, gets her naked, blindfolds her, ties her to his bed and then let's his friend into the room to sexually assault her.......people wouldn't give them stick?

Sexual assault is a little bit exaggerated IF (I emphasise 'if') the OP's story is as innocent as it initially appeared to me. Despite the seedy circumstances, would you call it sexual assault if some random girl sucked you off and made you come? And I reckon yeah, that a guy wouldn't be as criticised for doing the same thing. My opinion may come across as 'man-hating bull' to some but I just think that the 'slut' double-standard still exists.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 17-04-2009 07:40PM

Iolar wrote: »

Speaking from expierence?

Of funny stories or Kilkenny schoolgirls?

Nah it's just that every time I've heard the story it's been from girls who went to the same school but it was a vague case of "oh this girl in the year above me/my sister's class/etc"

dr.bollocko · 17-04-2009 07:40PM

liamygunner29 wrote: »

did she think that everybody was going to have a story?? next time send it in to nuts and get your 50 pounds from the ladies confess section!! At least that way when I get on a semi theres more stories following!!!

No. (S)he didnt think there would be any more stories following because the original story is a work of fiction. A sham. A nonsense. Trollbait.

chickenhawk · 17-04-2009 07:41PM

Ayden Curved Gladiator wrote: »

Tbh I think it was just some kind of weird urban legend

I'm not too sure!! Sounds like my ex, the cheating b1tch!

But she's probably got some std by now so I get the last laugh!!

prinz · 17-04-2009 07:43PM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Sexual assault is a little bit exaggerated IF (I emphasise 'if') the OP's story is as innocent as it initially appeared to me. Despite the seedy circumstances, would you call it sexual assault if some random girl sucked you off and made you come? And I reckon yeah, that a guy wouldn't be as criticised for doing the same thing. My opinion may come across as 'man-hating bull' to some but I just think that the 'slut' double-standard still exists.

IF there's any truth in this story... the guy never consented to the OP doing anything sexual to him, thus to do that to him without his knowledge or consent is sexual assault, simple as.

Same rule for girls or guys.