undeniable truths

el_tiddlero · 17-04-2009 04:43PM #1

generalisations are always inappropriate and render any argument void..

any others glorious truths??

17-04-2009 04:46PM

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Genghiz Cohen · 17-04-2009 04:46PM

Steal a car at 16, drive it into a pole, it won't end well.

Insect Overlord · 17-04-2009 04:47PM

Godwin kills threads.

el_tiddlero · 17-04-2009 04:50PM

Scien wrote: »

Triangle sandwiches taste better than halved ones.

agreed wholeheartedly.. although the question remains, 2 or 4 triangles? I go for 2 personally, those tiny quarters don't seem as filling as 2 halves.

Turd Ferguson · 17-04-2009 04:52PM

el_tiddlero wrote: »

generalisations are always inappropriate and render any argument void..

any others glorious truths??

All women are batshit crazy

Fratton Fred · 17-04-2009 04:54PM

when someone starts a sentence "I'm not criticising...." they are about to criticise.

If they start "I'm not being bossy...." they are about to be bossy.

etc etc.

destroyer · 17-04-2009 04:55PM

What goes up must come down.

* wistfully thinks of what house was worth 2 years ago*

keano_afc · 17-04-2009 04:56PM

Standing on an upturned plug is the worst pain imaginable.

Genghiz Cohen · 17-04-2009 04:56PM

el_tiddlero wrote: »

agreed wholeheartedly.. although the question remains, 2 or 4 triangles? I go for 2 personally, those tiny quarters don't seem as filling as 2 halves.

2 is still halving, he must mean 4.

el_tiddlero · 17-04-2009 05:03PM

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

2 is still halving, he must mean 4.

yeah but it's the shape that makes the taste...

by your logic, a sandwich quatered in squares would taste better than a triangular halved sandwich - that i could not agree with..

mikedragon32 · 17-04-2009 05:07PM

Depending on your point of view those quartered square sambos might be seen as diamonds...

17-04-2009 05:08PM

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Turd Ferguson · 17-04-2009 05:09PM

el_tiddlero wrote: »

yeah but it's the shape that makes the taste...

by your logic, a sandwich quatered in squares would taste better than a triangular halved sandwich - that i could not agree with..

I like to cut my sandwiches in 3 triangles...like below

el_tiddlero · 17-04-2009 05:13PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I like to cut my sandwiches in 3 triangles...like below

damn you and your maverick ways Ferguson.. You're off the case..

xOxSinéadxOx · 17-04-2009 05:13PM

and there I was expecting a picture of a sandwich, how naive of me

Dlite · 17-04-2009 05:14PM

Two heads are better than one, as long as they're not attached.

Turd Ferguson · 17-04-2009 05:17PM

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

and there I was expecting a picture of a sandwich, how naive of me

The square symbolises a sandwich

Darkbloom · 17-04-2009 05:17PM

anyone who calls it "St. Patty's Day" needs to be purged from the genepool.

xOxSinéadxOx · 17-04-2009 05:18PM

I am aware of that but I was expecting a big juicy sandwich cut into 3 triangles. food porn ftw

17-04-2009 05:19PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I like to cut my sandwiches in 3 triangles...like below

It's lopsided

Lopsided doesn't taste nice

Turd Ferguson · 17-04-2009 05:29PM

bluewolf wrote: »

It's lopsided

Lopsided doesn't taste nice

You're lopsided!!!! And its only like that cos I suck as mspaint.

Lynskey · 17-04-2009 05:31PM

Undeniable truths?

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly

Everyone remembers the day a dog ran into their school

The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is call your teacher "mom" or "dad"

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

It's impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with

Every bloke has, at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad :pac:

monkeyfudge · 17-04-2009 05:32PM

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."

monkey9 · 17-04-2009 05:34PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

when someone starts a sentence "I'm not criticising...." they are about to criticise.

If they start "I'm not being bossy...." they are about to be bossy.

etc etc.

Or if they start "I'm not being racist but......." you better believe someone's about to be called a n!gger

Latchy · 17-04-2009 05:36PM

Compulsive liars cant help themselfs but it's annoying when they expect you to believe their untruths .

easyeason3 · 17-04-2009 05:40PM

If you drink lots of beer & eat taco fries you CAN'T stray too far from the toilet the next day.

If you're trying to avoid someone, chances are you will fall over in front of them.

Mother doesn't know best because if she did she wouldn't have given me a dog bowl hair cut when I was younger.

New Years Eve is usually spent kissing & hugging people you would normally cross the road to avoid/ like to set on fire.

deco05ie · 17-04-2009 05:56PM

Lynskey wrote: »

Undeniable truths?

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly

Everyone remembers the day a dog ran into their school

The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is call your teacher "mom" or "dad"

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

It's impossible to look cool while picking up a frisbee

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with

Every bloke has, at some stage, while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad :pac:

It's so true, even if you have already got it stuch and released 10 times you still panic. I think the only reason you get it stuck in the first place is for the relief of getting it unstuck

Genghiz Cohen · 17-04-2009 06:06PM

deco05ie wrote: »

It's so true, even if you have already got it stuch and released 10 times you still panic. I think the only reason you get it stuck in the first place is for the relief of getting it unstuck

Meh, all you have to do is turn off the hoover, your todger comes right out.

SeekUp · 17-04-2009 06:19PM

The only thing certain in life is death.

Not particularly glorious, but there you have it.

barleybooley · 17-04-2009 06:21PM

Scien wrote: »

Triangle sandwiches taste better than halved ones.

In the words of Mrs. Doyle "They're diagonal". Glorious.

Mayo people, myself included, refer to all crisps as "Tayto".

You can't get your hair to look as nice as it did leaving the hairdresser yourself.

Tea from the pot tastes better than a bag in the cup.

-fact.com

undeniable truths

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