What are the best ways to annoy your girlfriend??

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:35PM #1

Was reading these somewhere, dont know if I have the gonads to try them out though!! Priceless..

1. Make an extremely challenging puzzle for her to accomplish in order to get some gift. Make sure to give her clues that wont actually help her.

2. Find her wallet and move all her cards around. Be sure to flip some over too.

3. Explain something extremely vaguely. Use lots of hand gestures and pretend you're frustrated when you're talking. It's bound to do the same to her.

4. Act childish. When she tells you stop, throw a little tantrum.

Guaranteed success!!

Any more??...

Basq · 15-04-2009 07:36PM

Set her on fire..

.. guaranteed to piss her off royally.

giggsy664 · 15-04-2009 07:37PM

Say "**** you" her face and then start ****ing a hooker.

Or a gigollo if you're into that type of thing

Local-womanizer · 15-04-2009 07:37PM

Tea bag her every time she sleeps.

"Tell her mother what a good ride she is" or tell her what a good ride her mother is.

Whosbetter? · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Tell her mother what a good ride she is.:D:D:D

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Ways that will NOT result in imminent death, however........

Kiera · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Fart in bed after a hot curry and waft the duvet up and down a few times. This one will always make us mad!:mad:

Insect Overlord · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Sleep with her sister.

No, scratch that, sleep with her brother to really confuse her.

galwayrush · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Wiping your dick off the curtains always works.:D

SoWatchaWant · 15-04-2009 07:38PM

Leave the toilet seat up lolol

I always do it lololol

Until we broke up that is, ROFL

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:39PM

Kiera wrote: »

Fart in bed after a hot curry and waft the duvet up and down a few times. This one will always make us mad!:mad:

Ah yes, the Dutch Oven. A classic

15-04-2009 07:39PM

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

4. Act childish. When she tells you stop, throw a little tantrum.

Guaranteed success!!

Any more??...

"act"?

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:39PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Leave the toilet seat up lolol

I always do it lololol

Until we broke up that is, ROFL

Is that the reason??

AnonoBoy · 15-04-2009 07:40PM

You f*cking stay away from my girlfriend ya pr*ck.

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:40PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You f*cking stay away from my girlfriend ya pr*ck.

New thread: "What are the best ways to annoy AnonoBoy"

easyeason3 · 15-04-2009 07:41PM

Scratch your balls/ arse & try to rub her face afterwards.
Particularly effective if you can get a pube to get stuck under your nail.

Crann na Beatha · 15-04-2009 07:42PM

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Gummy Panda · 15-04-2009 07:42PM

Turn her on so much that she is moisty and has a wide-on, then when she pulls down her knickers... point at her vag and laugh. Guaranteed to piss her off*

* May lead to penis removal

Acacia · 15-04-2009 07:44PM

Why do men like annoying their girlfriends, though? Not ranting or looking for an argument here, just curious.

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:44PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Turn her on so much that she is moisty and has a wide-on, then when she pulls down her knickers... point at her vag and laugh. Guaranteed to piss her off*

* May lead to penis removal

Wow

WoollyRedHat · 15-04-2009 07:44PM

Make a sextape and post it on after hours. That will be a sure way to annoy her.

JangoFett · 15-04-2009 07:45PM

Poke her in the face constantly, even when talking about something innane, just do it as if it were perfectly normal to do

Brian_Uckfast · 15-04-2009 07:45PM

Acacia wrote: »

Why do men like annoying their girlfriends, though? Not ranting or looking for an argument here, just curious.

Dont even go there...

Acacia · 15-04-2009 07:46PM

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

Dont even go there...

Well, I've asked my friends and they just say ''It's fun!" I don't really get it, but *shrug*

Whosbetter? · 15-04-2009 07:46PM

Tell her, her arse does look big that.

Local-womanizer · 15-04-2009 07:47PM

Brian_Uckfast wrote: »

New thread: "What are the best ways to annoy AnonoBoy"

Tea bag him.....

Lilyblue · 15-04-2009 07:52PM

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Tea bag him.....

:eek: :pac:

magick · 15-04-2009 07:54PM

cum first then ask whats for dinner

Whosbetter? · 15-04-2009 07:55PM

Suggest that she re-takes her driving test because giving your driving test examiner a good blow job doesn't really qualify you for driving on the Public Road.

Jesus Juice · 15-04-2009 07:57PM

Alabama Hotpocket her...Although depending on the girl she may love it or hate it!:pac:

Crann na Beatha · 15-04-2009 07:57PM

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What are the best ways to annoy your girlfriend??

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