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"I'm gonna do the splits on your pillow!"

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    WindSock wrote: »
    If women arent funny, why are they always laughing in each others company?

    Probably the same reason why you never see men in the same company or men in the same company laughing and meaning it.

    Have met some genuinely funny girls, but very few.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    masonman wrote: »
    Probably the same reason why you never see men in the same company or men in the same company laughing and meaning it.

    Have met some genuinely funny girls, but very few.

    Maybe becasue women have a different sense of humour that doesn't appeal to men?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Noopti wrote: »
    I find that most women comedians aren't very funny. They tend to all make jokes of the same thing:

    1. Periods
    2. Sagging breasts
    3. Pregnancy
    4. PMS

    etc etc

    I have rarely seen a woman comedian actually use current affairs/politics or anything original in their material. Not saying they aren't out there....but I've never seen them!

    You forgot babies, children and husbands. It's like they're in some sort of timewarp where all beyond themselves and their home is scary and mysterious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    WindSock wrote: »
    Maybe becasue women have a different sense of humour that doesn't appeal to men?


    I am not disputing that at all....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭Lobelia Overhill


    Kathy Griffin is kinda funny ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Kathy Griffin is kinda funny ...
    so is aids


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    There are theories that being funny is a male display of intelligence and social and possibly physical fitness(though the latter in a particular way) towards women and other competing men.

    Read a study(can't find that particular one online, but this is another study with a similar slant http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7153584.stm) which looked at a cross section of men in the general population of different ages and how they were perceived as funny or not. Younger males generally were funnier. Older males much less so in general and found similar things funny as women.

    Funnier males were also socially more adept, had more friends and more sexual partners, than males not considered funny. Their free testosterone levels were higher and they were more socially competitive. Younger males in the company of women would "compete" with each other with humour.

    So from that they concluded that obvious social humour in men was possibly an evolutionary thing selected by women that gave external indications of their reproductive fitness. Funnily of the professional stand ups they looked at the results were skewed. They tended to be less socially adept. Which was interesting. Tears of a clown etc.

    So it looks like a balance. A bit funny and generally humourous was good, but too much or too consistently(professional funny men), while good for the group, was not so good for the individual.

    I remember reading another article which suggested that the general subtle brain differences between the genders may be a reason too. Men tend to have more isolated brain hemispheres, so abstract humour tended to be more appealing to them than to women. Women tended to prefer social humour based in reality.

    All that said I do know some very funny women and some seriously unfunny men. I would say that of the generally humorous types, the balance was more on the male side though.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Woman use humour in a more subtle way. Men tell jokes, stories and fart a lot. Some of that's not funny. It's frankly stupid to say that 'women don't have a sense of humour', because it's not true. How can an entire half of the population have no sense of humour? And to all the guys who claim that women aren't funny, would you go out with a humourless woman?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    queefs seems to be about as funny as a girl can get.

    but queefs aren't funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    queefs seems to be about as funny as a girl can get.

    but queefs aren't funny.

    They aren't funny - they're fcuking hilarious!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Fanny batter on the pillow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Confab wrote: »
    Woman use humour in a more subtle way. Men tell jokes, stories and fart a lot.
    And what are these subtleties?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Fanny batter on the pillow?

    More like this got pissed, ate a half melted cadburys and tried to mate with said pillow.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Confab wrote: »
    Woman use humour in a more subtle way. Men tell jokes, stories and fart a lot. Some of that's not funny. It's frankly stupid to say that 'women don't have a sense of humour', because it's not true. How can an entire half of the population have no sense of humour? And to all the guys who claim that women aren't funny, would you go out with a humourless woman?

    Unfortunately for you, women not being funny and women not actually having a sense of humour are two very different things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Men are funnier than Women - They have a much broader and more diverse sense of humour. FACT! (not really a fact, actually just my opinion).

    Anyway, I've always thought that I was the funny one in the relationship. I have also been known to have a slightly sick sense of humour at times. But the other half comes out with some great one-liners every now and then.

    Last night, I had just finished changing the sheets etc. on the bed; and a while later we decided it was time to hit the hay. I said something along the lines of "I'll be up in a minute, don't go hoggin my side and wreckin that new bed like ya always do"... when she says straight back "I'm gonna do the splits on your pillow!"

    I was falling around laughing for a few minutes, maybe you'd have had to be there to see the funny side....

    I was wondering what people think about 'being funny' - is it a right reserved for us men or can women join in too sometimes?

    Look at comedians & comediennes - There are far more funny men out there than women. 2 that just popped into my head as I'm typing are Jo Brand & Sarah Silverman.

    Jo Brand - A.K.A. 'I'm fat - everyone laugh'
    Sarah Silverman - 'I'll act as much like a man as possible to seem funny'

    Opinions Please!!

    i agree 110% im always the funnier, sick half...


    she is the politely laughing till i run out of material ( 10 or so lines... )

    i think very few if any women are funny... i think they Can work well as a part of something ( teaming up, i set her up and she finishes it off kinda thing )

    other then that... nah... dismall performances from 99.99% of women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Sometimes men can be un-intentionally funny. For instance, my (female) boss came in dressed in what can be described as summer attire. To which I respond 'it makes me feel warm, looking at you'. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Fanny batter on the pillow?

    Good for clearing out the sinuses .

    Trick is to put a piece of kitchen paper on the "trail" so your ear is not damp next morning.
    Very invigorating scent and slightly acid,you may need two or three sheets if the auld Bartholins are a bit "flúirseach" as we Gaeilgóirs say.
    To be recommended on special occasions, otherwise your ear gets sore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    S.I.R wrote: »
    i agree 110% im always the funnier, sick half...


    she is the politely laughing till i run out of material ( 10 or so lines... )

    i think very few if any women are funny... i think they Can work well as a part of something ( teaming up, i set her up and she finishes it off kinda thing )

    other then that... nah... dismall performances from 99.99% of women


    Ah yes, they might not be funny god-love-'em; but they're great at the finisher-off-ers


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Women are funny. This one time I saw one of them drive...oh, I'm lolling just thinking about it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    Ah yes, they might not be funny god-love-'em; but they're great at the finisher-off-ers

    indeed, but the problem is you chance looking like a mupept if they dont get it, then you have to dumb it down...



    you dumb it down too much they look at you funny...


    the amount of girls ive broke up with due to a siht sense of humor


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    S.I.R wrote: »
    indeed, but the problem is you chance looking like a mupept if they dont get it, then you have to dumb it down...



    you dumb it down too much they look at you funny...


    the amount of girls ive broke up with due to a siht sense of humor

    The other kind of finisher-off-ers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    queefs seems to be about as funny as a girl can get.

    but queefs aren't funny.

    The word is though! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    N'ah, fcuk that! - Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you to embarress and make fun of you!!!





    <sends her a link to this thread>

    True dat. This once appeared on a (now ex) boyfriend's bebo page

    "Hey, I let you *explicit stuff*, we're listening to Partick Wolf!" -Anonymous

    "Don't you DARE put that up on bebo!"-Caoimhe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    True dat. This once appeared on a (now ex) boyfriend's bebo page

    "Hey, I let you cook?, we're listening to Partick Wolf!" -Anonymous

    "Don't you DARE put that up on bebo!"-Caoimhe
    Am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Going by stand-up comedy, yes, men are generally funnier than women. Some acclaimed comediennes are ****ing woeful - to the point of being embarrassing.

    I'd make an exception for the American Jewish comedienne's sense of humour though. I've lolled at it a lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Confab wrote: »
    And to all the guys who claim that women aren't funny, would you go out with a humourless woman?

    How hot is she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Blangis


    Confab wrote: »
    How can an entire half of the population have no sense of humour?

    Just like an entire half of the population have no tits, for example?

    This is a funny comedienne (NSFW)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTNGQr8y5k


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Blangis wrote: »
    Just like an entire half of the population have no tits, for example?

    This is a funny comedienne (NSFW)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTNGQr8y5k

    What the long dead jesus were you looking for when you came across that???


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I heard Jo Brand has to use a pillow for a tampon.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭Lilyblue


    I am so bad at repeating jokes, I either bearly remember the punch line or I am in stitches laughing that I can't say it!


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