"I'm gonna do the splits on your pillow!"

Men are funnier than Women - They have a much broader and more diverse sense of humour. FACT! (not really a fact, actually just my opinion).

Anyway, I've always thought that I was the funny one in the relationship. I have also been known to have a slightly sick sense of humour at times. But the other half comes out with some great one-liners every now and then.

Last night, I had just finished changing the sheets etc. on the bed; and a while later we decided it was time to hit the hay. I said something along the lines of "I'll be up in a minute, don't go hoggin my side and wreckin that new bed like ya always do"... when she says straight back "I'm gonna do the splits on your pillow!"

I was falling around laughing for a few minutes, maybe you'd have had to be there to see the funny side....

I was wondering what people think about 'being funny' - is it a right reserved for us men or can women join in too sometimes?

Look at comedians & comediennes - There are far more funny men out there than women. 2 that just popped into my head as I'm typing are Jo Brand & Sarah Silverman.

Jo Brand - A.K.A. 'I'm fat - everyone laugh'
Sarah Silverman - 'I'll act as much like a man as possible to seem funny'

Opinions Please!!