Patchouli

javaboy · 08-04-2009 02:19AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Where's the anti-Irish prejudice? Anti ignorant-gob****e and stereotypying ****wits, yes, but that not Irish.

Name names so I can ban you or don't bother posting insults at all. :rolleyes:

@nobody in particular: Take your personal spats to PM.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-04-2009 09:09AM

javaboy wrote: »

Name names so I can ban you or don't bother posting insults at all. :rolleyes:

Was referring to the theard about "paddywhackery" and "Irish bashing". My point being, we're not beyond stereotyping ourselves. But if you want, I can pick out "Anonoboy" who referred to hippies as "crusties". Not worthy of a ban though, surely?

Degsy · 08-04-2009 11:29AM

Hippies=crusties=smelly

They wear patchoulie oil to mask the stench of pediculosis and bad personal hygene.

Parasites,the lot of them.

Dudess · 08-04-2009 11:33AM

Must say I haven't the slightest notion of what patchouli is.

Degsy · 08-04-2009 11:53AM

Dudess wrote: »

Must say I haven't the slightest notion of what patchouli is.

Its an indian oil that smells vaguely like cannabis.
It generally comes in waves off people with dreddlocksto hide the smell of filthy,unwashed hair and reeking clothes encrusted in dried fecal matter.

Dan Dare · 08-04-2009 11:57AM

Patchouli is even mentioned in Al Stewart's The Year of The Cat. Live and let live I say.:)

Dudess · 08-04-2009 11:59AM

Great song. So how are you finding life in Blackpool?

me-skywalker · 08-04-2009 12:08PM

im gonna name my next dog patch-ollie and smother him in the scent and he'll be the envy of all the other dogs and have all the b*tch's after him and..... he'll smell ROTTEN!!

Degsy · 08-04-2009 12:21PM

me-skywalker wrote: »

im gonna name my next dog patch-ollie and smother him in the scent and he'll be the envy of all the other dogs and have all the b*tch's after him and..... he'll smell ROTTEN!!

Remember,the stinking crusties dont believe in leads for thier mongrels..a piece of string usually suffices.

AnonoBoy · 08-04-2009 12:41PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What's a "Crustie"? Is it like "Paddy" or "Culchie"?

Eh no. It's nothing like a Paddy or a Culchie.

Hippies and Crusties are two different things.

Crusties

have dreadlocks
are on the dole
juggle
spout anti-American rhetoric
don't understand economics or politics properly but give out about both.
don't vote but yet complain about the government
drink buckfast
come quite often from very middle class backgrounds and are still subsidised by their parents
shower infrequently and use patchouli oil
are not to be trusted

Hippies at least are pretty easy going and decent. Crusties on the other hand I've seen being quite violent and downright f*cking nasty to people.

AnonoBoy · 08-04-2009 12:43PM

Degsy wrote: »

Remember,the stinking crusties dont believe in leads for thier mongrels..a piece of string usually suffices.

A friend of mine once asked a Crustie in Galway "what's your dog's name?"

The Crustie got really angry, saying "It's not my dog man. I don't OWN him. He's his own animal so I can't give him a name."

My friend asked him if he didn't own the dog then why was he tying it up with a piece of string outside a coffee shop. :rolleyes:

Degsy · 08-04-2009 01:03PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Eh no. It's nothing like a Paddy or a Culchie.

Hippies and Crusties are two different things.

Crusties
have dreadlocks

are on the dole

juggle

spout anti-American rhetoric

don't understand economics or politics properly but give out about both.

don't vote but yet complain about the government

drink buckfast

come quite often from very middle class backgrounds and are still subsidised by their parents

shower infrequently and use patchouli oil

are not to be trusted

Hippies at least are pretty easy going and decent. Crusties on the other hand I've seen being quite violent and downright f*cking nasty to people.

You forgot that crusties absolutley LIVE for smoking dope.
When they've scabbed the dole every week thier first port of call is thier dealer for a half ounce or whatever.
They usually roll joints form Old Holborn pouches too which gives them yellow fingers all the way to the elbows and yellow teeth to match.

Dan Dare · 08-04-2009 01:13PM

Life in Blackpool is fine, have not detected any patchouli oil in the air though.

Degsy · 08-04-2009 01:17PM

Dan Dare wrote: »

Life in Blackpool is fine, have not detected any patchouli oil in the air though.

Try the labour exchange you'll smell it there.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 08-04-2009 01:20PM

Because only hippies and dropouts suffer from the following:

Acne, athlete's foot, chapped skin, dermatitis, eczema, fatigue, frigidity, hair care, insect repellant, mature skin, oily skin, stress.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

FlutterinBantam · 08-04-2009 01:31PM

oops!! you forgot the most prevalent complaint = BAGRASH

And in the females = Crotch wineglow

Happens when you don't change your jocks until they weld on to you,like a smelly greasy pouch of clotted matter.

Degsy · 08-04-2009 01:37PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

oops!! you forgot the most prevalent complaint = BAGRASH

And in the females = Crotch wineglow

Happens when you don't change your jocks until they weld on to you,like a smelly greasy pouch of clotted matter.

Thats very true.
That and crab lice.
It goes some way to explaining why the dirtbags are allways scratching themselves.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-04-2009 02:45PM

Ah, the trolling continues!

Is this ALL hippies? Just the ones you've 'met'? Or read about? Or make up stuff about?

Patchouli

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