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Patchouli

  • 07-04-2009 10:57AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭


    God, I hate the smell of patchouli. Why the hell do hippies/hippy types always smell of f*cking patchouli!!??? There's a woman where I work, and she always stinks of it, and it really lingers even when she's long gone. She doesn't even look like a hippy, but I'm guessing it's just beneath the surface :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Better than smelling of piss, which is what I'd expect from any hippy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    it used to be worn by 1970s punk to cover up the smell of drugs, but for some reason it has been adopted as a general drop outs perfume of choice.

    i think it was originally used to put on dead bodies to stop them stinking the place out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Whatever you do OP - do NOT move to Galway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    What is it? patchouli?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Niamho! wrote: »
    What is it? patchouli?

    http://www.aromaweb.com/essentialoilspz/patchouli.asp

    Horrible ****e they rub into their dreadlocks or something.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Had to google it and I live in Galway too OP. Maybe you shouldn't work at the markets ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    haha i remember my uncle brought me down as a kid to the glen of the downs in wicklow where they were protesting about the road... about 5years ago and they were all stinking of this strange scent... now i know its the scent of choice! Like say that posh spice is for old men.... sry sry EDIT* Old Spice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    OP - how do you know it's patchouli? And would you rather an artifical crappy smell from something in a small glass bottle?

    Seriously: don't hang around the perfume depts at dept stores. They'll kill you, if you think that's bad!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,280 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    And would you rather an artifical crappy smell from something in a small glass bottle?

    Or, God forbid, "soap"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    OP - how do you know it's patchouli? And would you rather an artifical crappy smell from something in a small glass bottle?

    Seriously: don't hang around the perfume depts at dept stores. They'll kill you, if you think that's bad!


    C'mon man!!! it's 2009, everybody knows the smell of patchouli.

    Get a frikken grip.

    Bit of red carbolic wouldn't hurt those crustys .

    Might even help them get a proper job.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Might even help them get a proper job.

    Juggling is not a job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭mandysmithers


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    OP - how do you know it's patchouli? And would you rather an artifical crappy smell from something in a small glass bottle?

    Because I know what pathcouli smells like, and nothing lingers quite like it. You can smell it long after she's left.

    And yes, I most certainly would prefer an artificial smell from a glass bottle - far from crappy.

    And I don't work in a typical hippy hangout, quite the opposite - I work in an office.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,597 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I thought this was a thread about Patches O Houlihan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I like the smell of patchouli I do.:)

    The problem is people don't realise you only need the tiniest drop.
    When they put it on like perfume it's too overpowering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I like the smell of patchouli I do.:)

    The problem is people don't realise you only need the tiniest drop.
    When they put it on like perfume it's too overpowering.


    Good man.

    There's someone with a bit of class.
    Even re-enforced the statement.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Have to admit Im a bit partial to patchouli myself! It smells yummy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Good woman.

    There's someone with a bit of class.
    Even re-enforced the statement.

    Fixed.:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Because I know what pathcouli smells like, and nothing lingers quite like it. You can smell it long after she's left.

    And yes, I most certainly would prefer an artificial smell from a glass bottle - far from crappy.

    And I don't work in a typical hippy hangout, quite the opposite - I work in an office.

    Sounds a bit like a bnlind man trying to tell me hates the colour blue! And I've been to a few "hippy hangouts" and guess what: they smell like neither patchouli nor piss. Oh, the stereotyping! Long live the paddies Irish!

    Back to point: the hangouts I was in smell more of a frankincense smell, not unlike a church.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Been to a few hippy hangouts myself pal, and the all pervading smell was piss,body odour, and cheap hemp , in that order.

    Your ones are probably the more tourist friendly ones,i would suggest.

    Plastic crust if you will;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭mandysmithers


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Sounds a bit like a bnlind man trying to tell me hates the colour blue! And I've been to a few "hippy hangouts" and guess what: they smell like neither patchouli nor piss. Oh, the stereotyping! Long live the paddies Irish!

    Back to point: the hangouts I was in smell more of a frankincense smell, not unlike a church.

    Well, most times I've got the smell of patchouli from someone, they've been a hippy/hippy-type person. The woman in work who smells of patchouli doesn't look like a hippy.

    I don't know where you're going with your blind man analogy - I know what patchouli smells like, and I don't like it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Fixed.:P

    :eek:

    You sounded male on my computer!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Sounds a bit like a bnlind man trying to tell me hates the colour blue! And I've been to a few "hippy hangouts" and guess what: they smell like neither patchouli nor piss. Oh, the stereotyping! Long live the paddies Irish!

    Back to point: the hangouts I was in smell more of a frankincense smell, not unlike a church.

    Lived in Galway for years. Crusties use it a lot. Some of them stink of the ****ing stuff. Horrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Is anyone else wondering how this thread took off??

    But I have always wondered what that smell was when stilt walkers were around!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭mandysmithers


    Is anyone else wondering how this thread took off??
    Even I am!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    25 replies:confused:

    Wouldn't say she has achieved any great altitude lads.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Sounds a bit like a bnlind man trying to tell me hates the colour blue!

    What are you gabbling on about this time?
    Most people know bloody well what pachouli smells likes so why are youy saying otherwise?
    More pointless gainsaying with a bit of anti-irish prejudice thrown in.
    Living in "hot,sexy baaadass berlin,baby"(lol) doesnt make you any better than anyone else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Right on Degs, guy seems to think we are all rural retards here,country bumpins like.You burned him good there.

    That stuff has been around since I was a frikken undergrad for chrissakes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


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    LOL!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭Sage'sMama


    Patchouli is a great scent to use for a migraine/headache. :D I love the smell too! Ask her where she got it i'd love some. :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Lived in Galway for years. Crusties use it a lot. Some of them stink of the ****ing stuff. Horrible.

    What's a "Crustie"? Is it like "Paddy" or "Culchie"?
    Degsy wrote: »
    What are you gabbling on about this time?
    Most people know bloody well what pachouli smells likes so why are youy saying otherwise?
    More pointless gainsaying with a bit of anti-irish prejudice thrown in.
    Living in "hot,sexy baaadass berlin,baby"(lol) doesnt make you any better than anyone else.

    Where did I say "most people"? I specifically said "OP"?
    What's wrong with living in a different city?
    Where's the anti-Irish prejudice? Anti ignorant-gob****e and stereotypying ****wits, yes, but that not Irish.
    Right on Degs, guy seems to think we are all rural retards here,country bumpins like.You burned him good there.

    That stuff has been around since I was a frikken undergrad for chrissakes.

    Yeah... burned by someone who reads what he wants to read because he's incapable of reading what's actulally been written, constantly makes accusations that are wildly incorrect in order to cover his own ignorance and combats things with "who cares what you read in books"... Sorry, but :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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