Is Twink to blame for all our woes?

asdasd · 07-04-2009 02:45PM

people defendiing Twink on the thread show try and prove that she wasnt responsible for the bank crisis, recession, and recent tax increases.

Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof, after all.

Ostrom · 07-04-2009 02:46PM

dublinario wrote: »

It would be shameless scape-goating to blame Twink for everything that's gone wrong in this country. But perhaps that's exactly what we need? A guilty figurehead? A face to put to our anger?

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I propose we collaterally damage Twink in the name of our own anger. I'm not suggesting we kill the poor woman. We simply drag her from her home, tar and feather her, strip her naked (uh huh huh huh huh), and parade her down Grafton Street whilst she apologies through a megaphone for the bank thing, and the property thing. Anybody who feels compelled can paddle her arse with pre-approved paddles (I'll have exclusive selling rights to those paddles, by the way).

No lasting damage will be done to the woman. I mean, we're not talking titanium paddles here (likely they'll be constructed of a lightweight, nickel-plated steel). She'll be back in Twink Towers by teatime, a little bruised, a little fragile, but ultimately in good health. We'll probably pop around the morning after and tar and feather her one more time, as a final warning to the greedy fat cats in government.

Dealt with her in the hotel I used to work in once, awful person

Homer · 07-04-2009 02:51PM

Important memo to self.. NEVER google image search for "Twink" again :eek:

What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that :mad:

pow wow · 07-04-2009 02:59PM

Apparently 'Twink' isn't just a euphemism for hideous vanity-filled trash tv presenting.

/google image search

marcsignal · 07-04-2009 02:59PM

I heard she was making a comeback in the Dance Music scene :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprXOj-3yEs

LouOB · 07-04-2009 03:17PM

IMO I blame Westlife

At least Twink pretends to have talent and gives the theatre lark ago (er panto)
But the 'lads' actively claim they have no talent - other than the one who caught the ghey (akin to Ronan - carrying the band)

No I blame Westlife - as twink is from the good auld days. When thats the only sort of entertainment you got. Count the rings er wrinkles lads, she has the mileage.
But Westlife, c'mon 100yo for a ticket to see them sing other peoples songs. I think they only released one song that was theirs - World of our own. And indeed thats what we were living in - with all our monies back then

Now, monies gone - lets not blame twink but westlife
They should refund all indebt people their concert tickets back

dublincitadel · 07-04-2009 06:02PM

marcsignal wrote: »

I heard she was making a comeback in the Dance Music scene :pac:

LOL!

Peteee · 07-04-2009 06:27PM

Homer wrote: »

Important memo to self.. NEVER google image search for "Twink" again :eek:

What has been seen cannot be unseen and all that :mad:

Her daughters however...

http://www.herald.ie/entertainment/around-town/after-a-week-playing-a-busy-mum-i-get-to-be-one-in-real-life-1620865.html

Wouldn't mind giving them some hows your mother.

Latchy · 08-04-2009 12:24AM

Young Chloes a purdy young thing and she can sing better than her mudder to

Mr. Frost · 08-04-2009 12:31AM

I'd like to put forward Brendan O'Carroll as the blame. Instead of making another God forsaken 'Mrs. Brown' 'film' can't he give the money and what little proceeds to the Gov? I mean I know it's only a few hundred quid but...

Is Twink to blame for all our woes?

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