Irritating school nicknames

ART6 · 04-04-2009 04:25PM #1

In my early teens I played on goal for the school football team, and I developed the habit of never stooping for a ball when I could leap on it. Came a match when the teacher refereeing the game became so p****d off with me doing that that he shouted " Do you think you're cat and that's a friggin' bird?" From then on for the rest of my school days I was know as "Moggy", when I really wanted to be called "Tiger" or something.:D

Anyone else?

SRFC90 · 04-04-2009 04:30PM

I was called Gary for 2 years, my name is Mark.

Nehaxak · 04-04-2009 04:31PM

SRFC90 wrote: »

I was called Gary for 2 years, my name is Mark.

Alright Dave.

04-04-2009 04:31PM

I know how you feel mine was chin diesel for a while now its pikey for some reason

phasers · 04-04-2009 05:17PM

I've never had one...

Terry · 04-04-2009 05:19PM

Some people call me Tranny, but most refer to me as Captain Awesome.

Dancor · 04-04-2009 05:54PM

I was called raisins for a while because some lad claimed to see my balls when I was climbing into a bunk bed on a school trip. He said they were small (Lies, my balls are huge!!) Nobody questioned why he had a peak at my balls though

Senna · 04-04-2009 06:00PM

I was called soup for awhile cause my surname is also a soup making company. I didn't really mind that much as it was mostly friends saying it. Then one night we were drinking in a field when someone called me soup and i went off the head (still dont know why), so they started calling me Thick Country Vegetable. I preferred soup:(.

norwegianwood · 04-04-2009 06:31PM

hmmm....i was called horseteeth and shrimpy all the way through primary school, because i was short with huge front teeth.
oh yeah and i was called 'dangerzone' for a while. OK, it was because I was an accident waiting to happen most of the time, but still, cool nickname for a 12 year old to have, no?

04-04-2009 06:41PM

Various bastardisations of my name with the term tit. :mad:

Wagon · 04-04-2009 06:42PM

Wagon.

The Master · 04-04-2009 06:45PM

I was refereed to as Kenickie for years still am by some people

Armin_Tamzarian · 04-04-2009 06:45PM

Got a little bit plastered when I was 14, at a 'No Name Club' disco.

Me and some young wan ended up in a right state.
Er, pleasuring each other at the side of the dance hall.

Had to endure being called 'Captain Birdseye' for the rest of the year.

Armin_Tamzarian · 04-04-2009 06:47PM

Senna wrote: »

I was called soup for awhile cause my surname is also a soup making company.

Gee. I wonder what your suname is...

Mr. Knor

Xavi6 · 04-04-2009 06:52PM

Not me, but there was a lad down the road who was a few years older in school and he was called Gonzo cause he was the absolute spit of your man from The Muppets. Massive srón on him.

He absolutely hated it, so much so that I got a chase of him one day when I said it within his earshot.

GlasnevinRed · 04-04-2009 07:04PM

Most of my mates call me SOB and have done so for nearly 10 years now because of my initials. I don't really care tbh + whenever I'm introduced to somebody new as SOB, they never forget my name.:D