Irritating school nicknames

ART6

In my early teens I played on goal for the school football team, and I developed the habit of never stooping for a ball when I could leap on it. Came a match when the teacher refereeing the game became so p****d off with me doing that that he shouted " Do you think you're cat and that's a friggin' bird?" From then on for the rest of my school days I was know as "Moggy", when I really wanted to be called "Tiger" or something.:D

Anyone else?

SRFC90

I was called Gary for 2 years, my name is Mark.

Nehaxak

SRFC90 wrote: »

I was called Gary for 2 years, my name is Mark.

Alright Dave.

I know how you feel mine was chin diesel for a while now its pikey for some reason

phasers

I've never had one...

Terry

Some people call me Tranny, but most refer to me as Captain Awesome.

Dancor

I was called raisins for a while because some lad claimed to see my balls when I was climbing into a bunk bed on a school trip. He said they were small (Lies, my balls are huge!!) Nobody questioned why he had a peak at my balls though

Senna

I was called soup for awhile cause my surname is also a soup making company. I didn't really mind that much as it was mostly friends saying it. Then one night we were drinking in a field when someone called me soup and i went off the head (still dont know why), so they started calling me Thick Country Vegetable. I preferred soup:(.

norwegianwood

hmmm....i was called horseteeth and shrimpy all the way through primary school, because i was short with huge front teeth.
oh yeah and i was called 'dangerzone' for a while. OK, it was because I was an accident waiting to happen most of the time, but still, cool nickname for a 12 year old to have, no?

Various bastardisations of my name with the term tit. :mad:

Wagon

Wagon.

The Master

I was refereed to as Kenickie for years still am by some people

Armin_Tamzarian

Got a little bit plastered when I was 14, at a 'No Name Club' disco.

Me and some young wan ended up in a right state.
Er, pleasuring each other at the side of the dance hall.

Had to endure being called 'Captain Birdseye' for the rest of the year.

Armin_Tamzarian

Senna wrote: »

I was called soup for awhile cause my surname is also a soup making company.

Gee. I wonder what your suname is...

Mr. Knor

Xavi6

Not me, but there was a lad down the road who was a few years older in school and he was called Gonzo cause he was the absolute spit of your man from The Muppets. Massive srón on him.

He absolutely hated it, so much so that I got a chase of him one day when I said it within his earshot.

GlasnevinRed

Most of my mates call me SOB and have done so for nearly 10 years now because of my initials. I don't really care tbh + whenever I'm introduced to somebody new as SOB, they never forget my name.:D

Local-womanizer

The big easy:( But Iam not big

Jack Sheehan

In primary school I was Sheep-shagger for a while.

See, because 'Sheehan' and She...

No I dont get it either.

ScumLord

Nobody ever calls me by my real name it's always my nickname.

giggsy664

Some people call Me Maurice.


(Baby)

Capt'n Midnight

"Father Fluffy Bottom" because "he had a big pile of fluffy white hair on his behind". ...

Captain-America

giggsy664 wrote: »

Some people call Me Maurice.


(Baby)

Some people call me a Space Cowboy.

Run_to_da_hills

A guy in my old year was called Patrick Ennis, his name got abreviated to P ennis and then Penis.

Jack Sheehan

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

"Father Fluffy Bottom" because "he had a big pile of fluffy white hair on his behind". ...

IT WAS FATHER FLUFFY BOTTOM!

cormie

fat boy (

jinxycat

lorrilocks, absolutely hated it. got the nickname from a teacher

ollaetta

Suffered all the way through school due to having a surname that rhymes with "mickey".

Terry

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

A guy in my old year was called Patrick Ennis, his name got abreviated to P ennis and then Penis.

Heh. I knew a guy with the same name in school.
He was a huge ****er though. Nobody took the piss out of him.

candlegrease

"The Mule" owing to my conspicuously large man-meat.

Capt'n Midnight

candlegrease wrote: »

"The Mule" owing to my conspicuously large man-meat.

Mules are sterile.

Dord

Dougal.

Soby

GlasnevinRed wrote: »

Most of my mates call me SOB and have done so for nearly 10 years now because of my initials. I don't really care tbh + whenever I'm introduced to somebody new as SOB, they never forget my name.:D

SNAP!!!:p

how wierd:pac:

RedXIV

my "friend" shouted "Big Gay Hill" once on a class trip.

It's still stuck

hunter164

Xavi6 wrote: »

Not me, but there was a lad down the road who was a few years older in school and he was called Gonzo cause he was the absolute spit of your man from The Muppets. Massive srón on him.

He absolutely hated it, so much so that I got a chase of him one day when I said it within his earshot.

John Delaney?

Jesus Juice

Have been called Gregg-A-Tron lately...My second name is Gregg which everyone calls me by so it just morphed into that one day!!

Also Seany George...dunno why!

ratmouse

I was called Somalia because I was so thin and there were alot of charities collecting for Somalia at the time. Sounds funny now but it wasn't at the time!

Sofiztikated

Gizmo, because i was a hyper little ****, that laughed like the hyper gremlin that looked like Gizmo. Or Gippy in primary school, surname being Gibson. Forgot about that one.

shenanigans1982

A teacher started calling a bloke in school Mr Morehead, when someone asked him why he said "he has more head than hair".

Bad enough for everyone in your class to be slagging you about going bald but when a teacher starts thats worse. Although it was a step up because everyone had been calling him Philadelphia after his resemblence to the character in the Tom Hanks movie.

Luno

Lamb or Maaaa. Doesn't sound bad but seriously when everyones shouting it at you all the time it drives you pretty crazy

candlegrease

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Mules are sterile.

No child support FTW!

XxXciaraxXx

Skinny Red!:o

cherryghost

Stalin for my dictatorship on the football pitch, and peter crouch cause I was useless at everything bar heading

javaboy

cherryghost wrote: »

peter crouch cause I was useless at everything bar heading

MonicaBing

" Knockers", i need not elaborate as to why...:(

cherryghost

javaboy wrote: »

yeah, he played for QPR at the time :rolleyes:

javaboy

cherryghost wrote: »

yeah, he played for QPR at the time :rolleyes:

Was he good at headers back then? Cos he isn't now.

sillyputty

My mate was called Holland (not blessed in clevage area) but never to her face.

cherryghost

javaboy wrote: »

Was he good at headers back then? Cos he isn't now.

knew you were gonna say that

holly1

My brother ,his surmame Magee,his first name Billy,he was called Ulick Magee and it stuck for years.

myflipflops

At various times:

Ganglor
Pancake
Gary Breen (when i was tall, thin and useless at football)

Think there was more but i cant remember them all.

Lady

Spent the first few years in secondary school being called "Annie" and getting "Annie are you ok, are you ok" sung at me a lot, Annie being short for Anorexic as I was pretty skinny tho not actually anorexic.

For the last 2 years in college mind you I have one lecturer who calls me Sarah all the time, my names not Sarah and there are only 6 people in my year, he still hasn't got it right.

Aside from that I just get called variations of my own name which I like