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[In The Noclight] Grames Bond
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01-04-2009 08:18PM#1
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You know the drill by now.
Grames, youre up.
Q: How did you come to boards?
Q: How did you end up on the Noc?
Q: Have you ever seen a famous comedian epic fail on stage, and did you lol to yourself?
1) Galvasean kept hounding me to support the application for a stand up comedy forum and when that was formed i was there for a while, then i got hooked, the boards virus infected me from there
2) i felt like i wasnt wanted in the bar anymore and went for a boards wander, fund the noc and realised this was the place for me!
3) i have indeed, miss maeve higgins, one of the worst gigs i have ever seen, it was painful, but i didnt lol because i realised i had paid money to see this so i got annoyed, went for a walk and talked to a different comedian!girl_friday wrote: »How did you get interested in becoming a stand up comedian?
What height are you?
Why do you like hugs so much?
1) ive loved stand up comedy since....i dont even remember, and im an attention seeking whore (i have to try be noticed some how coz my looks certainly arent gonna do that) my first ever stand up gig was when i was7/8 and then years later after seeing galvaseans first gig i decided i really wanted to give it a go.
2) just shy of 6 foot 2
3) its the only human bodily contact i can get!
monkeyfudge wrote: »Who is your favourite robot?
hmmmm, probably this one:
Weirdest heckle you've ever got?
Favourite movie, that isn't pulp fiction or american psycho?:P
1) at a gig i was askin the audience what is the one thing every woman wants in a man and 2 audience members started hecklin each other:
woman: nice shoes
guy at bar: would you ever fcuk off with nice shoes, here *takes off shoe*, ill shove this size 22 up your h**e
me: :eek:
2) probably scarface or reservoir dogs!0 -
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one thing that always cheers you up when your down??
this video, no matter how down i am, i still smile when i see this:lefty or right?
hand/foot: righty
eyes: lefty (my right eye is terrible, even with glasses)whats your party piece, and no you cant say jokes :pac:!
i do a mean michael jackson dance:
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anonymous_joe wrote: »Hmmm.
Comedy's a tricky business, but one I used to be very interested in (as an audience member).
Who would be your favourite contemporary comedian?
What style would appeal to you most? Stanhope style píss people off, Dylan Moran-esque commentary, Tommy Tiernan's energetic/shouty style, and so on...?
If you look at Richard Pryor, oft cited as the leading influence of a huge number of the (primarily Afro-Yank comedians of the 80s), who would be the influences of your style?
1) depends on what you mean by contemporary, my favourite comedian of all time would be mitch hedberg (RIP) the man is a legend and it just one of the greatest comedians of all time. favourite living comedian would probably be of course the big yin but id have to mention the less well known rich hall! pure genius!
2) i love a huge wide range of comedy, to me, if it's funny i like it, i dont really have one specific favourite genre.
3) main influences would probably be the mad cap and un PC comedians : mike wilmot, jim jeffries, jimmy carr, rich hall, jason byrne (the list goes on and on)What pisses you off about society?
What's the worst thing you've witnessed happening?
If you could travel back in time in order to change one event, what event would you choose and why?
1) i am sick to the teeth of these gobsh!tes who wont stfu abotu the recession, i know we are in one, we are all in the same boat, moaning about it and trying to find someone to blame is not gonna get us out of it! and the people that blame the recession for anything and everything, know what it is before you fcukin blame it!
2) worst thing? hmmm, workin at some gig in the point and witnessed some chap smackin his girlfriend and it didnt seem like the first time it had happened! the head security guys promptly dealt with him and thats all that will be said about it
3) id stop chanel 4 from ever inflicting jade goody on to us! if she wasnt in big brother id say the world would be a better place!Where can I purchase such a robo??
o briens in malahide can give you the basic tools!`0 -
What's your favorite holiday destination?
What's your favorite sandwich filling?
What character from movies or tv do you identify with most and why?
1) krakow in poland is spectacular, brilliant area, cheap as fook, lovely main square, and polish women are some of the most amazingly beautiful women on the face of the planet!
2) oooh tough one: probably steak! steak sang-iches are amazing!
3) howard moon from the mighty boosh, i try my best, i am the first one who gets called when someone needs something, but apart from that i am always the friend.....never the "friend"Aisling(",) wrote: »Is you my friendy friend?:)
blondes or brunettes?
peanut m&ms or normal?
would you rather break an ankle or the wrist on your dominant hand?
would you rather shave your head or have spots that spell prick across your forehead for a week.?
1) of course i am!!
2) Beggers can't be choosers
3) normal all the way.....peanuts are the imbodyment of wrong!
4) probably ankle, i had tendonitis in my wrist before and apart from the pain, the insults directed at me, the guy with his right wrist taped up....yeah didnt help the social scene!
5) weirdest question ever: i suppose i could go with the shaved head, it worked for shrek wayne rooneyWhats your bestest santa present?
Favourite colour?
Can you play any instruments?
Are you happy this evening?
1) hmmm let me think: probably the ireland vs englans rugby tickets (from the first croker match)
2) dark blue probably
3) yup i play the guitar, i have a gibson les paul studio and love it!
4) happy enough yeah! thesis gone in, was at a ball yesterday, get to relax, no real complaints apart from the usual gripe!0 -
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Aisling(",) wrote: »no mobile for a week or no music for a week?
horse or hamster?
if you were driving and had to run over a dog or a cat to avoid a kid which animal would you hit?(of course im pressuming youd try and avoid them all)
if you could change three things about yourself what would they be?
1) probably no music for a week, people need to contact me! im so popular you see!
2) :eek: for what? erm....horse!
3) cat! every day of the week:
4) only three? erm let me see: a) well im an ugly bastard so becoming good lookin would help, b) i need more self confidence especially talkin to wimmins c) i need to kick this annoying paranolia!0 -
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Aisling(",) wrote: »which boardsie was the most fun to meet?
hardest question ever.....erm.....
probably trowelled, just because she is the human version of the energiser bunny, the dancing just doesnt stop, i dont think she ever gets tired!Aisling(",) wrote: »which boardsie would you like to meet that you havent yet?
of course that would be your good self
and emo because she is trowelled mk2 i believe! (and they say lightening doesnt strike twice)Aisling(",) wrote: »if you could mod a forum which would it be?
this one of course!! 0 -
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