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[In The Noclight] Grames Bond
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grames_bond wrote: »hardest question ever.....erm.....
probably trowelled, just because she is the human version of the energiser bunny, the dancing just doesnt stop, i dont think she ever gets tired!
of course that would be your good self
and emo because she is trowelled mk2 i believe! (and they say lightening doesnt strike twice
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Aww thank you.
Do I pack a good punch? (ok it was really a slap)
Is there any song lyric that sticks out in your mind as being meaningful to you for whatever reason?0 -
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randylonghorn wrote: »Leaving aside internationally famous professional comedian for a moment, what would be your next choice for ideal job / career?
Most embarrassing moment in your life?
Would you sleep with me?
(You are not allowed to cite question no. 3 as the answer to question no. 2.)
1) if i got paid to do presentations (like get to do the new steve note at mac world ala steve jobs) that would rule
2) people came over from england and we brought them out, went to a comedy club and i was offered a spot....and failed monumentally, worst gig i have ever done so all the style and panash and "coolness" that can be associated with being a comedian...went straight out the window!
3) flattered but im gonna have to say no!Have you had a "lightbulb" moment as a comedian?
If so, when and what was it about.
i was practisin for my last gig and i was doin a run through for time etc and the beyonce song single ladies was onthe radio in the background, just then i thaught of a new line/joke, quick as that, and now it is pretty much everyones favourite joke of mine, people keep citing that one as the best and it was a pop into the head moment!what did you have for breakfast this morning?
what size shoes have you?
cadburys chocolate , or nestle?
1) special k and starbucks filter coffee!
2) depends on the shoe, minimum 11, can go up to a 12 and a half
3) cadburys: no matter how much i hate the new advertFavourite Bret Easton Ellis reference in popular culture?
the tv show dexter, dexter himself needs to buy something that only doctors can buy and he uses the allias Dr Patrick Bateman, either that or going to the psychiatrist under the allias sean ellis!Remember that time when trowelled hit you and you fell off your chair? Was that a comic device, or did you really fall?
And given my first question above, WHY was I not the answer to the favourite boardsie to meet question?! SHE HIT YOU!! *sobs*
How many hugs would you dispense on an average night out?
How would you feel about a hugging challenge of some sort?
1) comedic devise, she slapped but not that hard
2) coz she is like the energiser bunny, shes just fcukin crazy, im sowwy if it upsetted you!
3) as many as i can possibly get
4) im gameGood morning Commander Bond.- Which is your favourite Jimmy Bond film and actor?
- Which is your favourite James Bond car?
- Who is your favourite Bond villan?
- would you like to be in a Jimmy Bond folm?
1a) film: i really dont know, i loved casino royale and the older stuff (even the campy stuff) moonraker and the spy who loved me stick out in my head atm, (see question 3 to find out why) and you only live twice and goldfinger for sheer coolness (so in short i dont know ) would be quicker for me to list the ones i dont like: die another day! that is all (terrible song, terrible movie and invisible car?!!? wtf)
1b) actor: daniel craig has a chance but its too early to make a call there, id say ill go for the original, the man, sean connery!
2) the current one: aston martin DBS.....wow!
3) richard kiel as jaws! that guy was badass!
4) i would love to be in a new 007 movie even as a bit part sittin at the bar or makin the cocktail, either the martini or the vesper!Aww thank you.
Do I pack a good punch? (ok it was really a slap)
Is there any song lyric that sticks out in your mind as being meaningful to you for whatever reason?
1) you really do, i think its the perceived innocence of you, which can catch ya off guard, makin the slap more effective!
2) newton faulkner : i need something:
i need something, to belive in
coz i dont believe in myself
i'm sick and tired, of getting no where
guess it will all work out!
(just seems apt in my life)Futurecrook wrote: »If you wrote your autobiography what would you call it?
nothing ventured, nothing gained: the grames bond story!0 -
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Who is your favourite stand up?
Who is your favourite band/artist?
Are you enjoying being in the Noclight?
How happy do you feel with thesis out of the way?
Favourite clothing brand? :P
1) of all time: mitch hedberg (RIP)
still living: probably billy connolly/rich hall
2) now this one is tricky,i have such a wide ranging taste in music i could be here all day, it changes but at the moment ill say the band that got me into real music: aerosmith!
3) yeah its great.....although clearly i'm not as popular as previous noclight dwellers
4) relief isnt even the word! i just know theres some stupid typo or refrencing problem i missed though :mad:
5) probably guess, i bought stuff from the store in NY years ago and still wear it, best purchase ever!Which is heavier a tonne of feathers or a tonne of rocks??
What country that you haven't been to would you most like to visit?
1) they both weigh the same, there would just need to be far more feathers
2) i would love to go to australia (big home an away fan! ) my rents lived there for 2 years after they got married and ive heard great stories, i love the accent too (there is no sexier accent) 0 -
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Bah! Go on out of that man. I barely got past five pages, and that's because no-one knows anything about me whereas with you, you're an active attendee of beers.:) Don't be hard on yourself.
In your opinion who is the most overrated comedian living?
In your opinion who is the most overrated comedian dead?
What's your best joke?:p
How does Grames deal with hecklers?:D
1) maeve higgins, the fact that she is "rated" as a comedian in the first place baffles me
2) oooh that one is tough (coz lets be honest, some of the worlds greatest comedians are dead) maybe richard jeni....brilliant comedic actor but i just didnt love his stand up
3) best joke? well you'll have to be the judge of that....click the link in my sig and then decide for yourself!
4) i've been lucky enough i havent really been heckled that badly thus far *touch wood* normally anyone who does say anything a simple acknowledgement ...stare at the crowd and then "fair enough :rolleyes:" seems to do the trick, although sometimes they lay it on a plate....like the american who said something to me, all that took was an exagerated impression of her.....worked a treat! 0 -
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girl_friday wrote: »Do you know Ronan in Spar?
Should I straighten my hair for the weekend or leave it semi curly?
What was the best present you ever received?
What was the best present you ever gave?
1) the name rings a bell and id say i do kno him....my ability to remember names is kind of useless......frank
2) go on, straighten it!
3) my sis got me an exclusive collecters edition pulp fiction film reel, so she actually bought me a piece of pulp fiction!!
4) i got galvasean an 18 inch talking patrick bateman action figure for his 21st (if you know him that is a perfect present) then some cnut stole it! :mad:0 -
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Micky Dolenz wrote: »On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny do you think you are?
If you were to be haunted by the ghost of a famous dead person, who would it be?
If you were to be stalked by someone famous who would it be?
Do you like honey?
1) that is the cruelist question thus far you bastich! i genuinely would consider myself a decent enough 6...maybe 6.5
2) mitch hedberg.....he seems like the best person ever to talk to!
3) id love to be stalked my megan fox....now let me live with that memory in peace!!
4) nope....i do not allow any sticky liquid in my mouth! :pac:0 -
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Simpsons or Family Guy?
Last album you bought?
Last book you read?
1) family guy ( simpsons has just plumetted the last number of years)
2) bought? chinese democracy by guns n roses
(i was given a few free cd's at the ball last tueaday...i was happy)
3) i re read american psycho recently! (amazing)0 -
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Micky Dolenz wrote: »:pac::pac::pac:
If you were to spend a year in another country where would it be and why?
Do you like lighter or darker colours?
Have you a favorite type of flower?
cat or dog?
1) Australia - im a home and away fan! really though ive always wanted to go to aussie land, beautiful lookin country, beautiful lookin women, and that accent kicks ass!
2) darker - im not one to be incrtedibally gothic or anything i just dont like colours that are too flouncy (yes its a word)
3) not in the slightest
4) dogs all the way! cats are the primadonnas of the aniimal world! (and if the questrion was askin which one i have: i have a dog - english springer spaniel!) 0 -
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Are you a messy person or a tidy person?
How do you take your tea?
Best holiday you've ever been on?
Your favourite relative?
Daddy or chips?
1) tidy.....kind of, it annoys me when i cant find something
2) 2 sugars, drop of milk (same with coffee)
3) krakow with college people (plus a few others) brillaint couple of days
4) my sister, she rules!
5) chips, they smell alot better! 0 -
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Meh, I feed you the cue and you don't even take advantage, some comedian you are!grames_bond wrote: »3) flattered but im gonna have to say no! 0 -
randylonghorn wrote: »Meh, I feed you the cue and you don't even take advantage, some comedian you are!
Graham is a good comedian, he doesn't do cliché.0 -
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Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure I didn't meet you until year two.
yeah im pretty sure, i think we hung out properly from 2nd year but i met you in first year, think through dessie!randylonghorn wrote: »Meh, I feed you the cue and you don't even take advantage, some comedian you are!
im not the type of guy who takes advantage....i have morals and ethics!! 0
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