Is the Time Right to Invade Britain?

Fratton Fred · 25-03-2009 12:09AM

So the plan is to send over a low of unemployed homeless people on anything that floats? Did Ireland not already implement this in the 1980s?

Jackeenboy · 25-03-2009 12:10AM

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Just the gingers? That sounds reasonable

No all of them!! gingers, pikeys, IRA flexors of the biceps, Hurley hitters, farmers et cetera...

darkman2 · 25-03-2009 01:32AM

OP what are you doing devulging our plans on the Internet! You Fool!

Saibh · 25-03-2009 01:36AM

darkman2 wrote: »

OP what are you doing devulging our plans on the Internet! You Fool!

How else are we going to organise this... em... what are we organising again?

humberklog · 25-03-2009 01:57AM

Cruise through the country like Vikings. Raping and pillaging everything in view. Although incidents of rape will probably (thankfully) not be that high as English women are fairly easy imo.

Spud guns at the ready.

thethedev · 25-03-2009 02:17AM

Im not raping any english women, their full of diseases!!

We should take The Isle of Man and Iceland first and use them as staging pints for a greater invasion, they will both crumble pathetically.

Also, whos afraid of the SAS!!
Ray Mears! Pah! I once spent a whole week living in a phone box in Ballymun. Hes not so tough!!
Can we leave the Knackers behind when we go?

Jackeenboy · 25-03-2009 02:23AM

humberklog wrote: »

Cruise through the country like Vikings. Raping and pillaging everything in view. Although incidents of rape will probably (thankfully) not be that high as English women are fairly easy imo.

Spud guns at the ready.

Didnt we do that a few hundred years ago ??That why your all upset that we own yas now? Irish women have big ginger bushes !

Tony46 · 25-03-2009 03:09AM

send the knackers in first to deal with the sas, next i reckon a mixture of dublin and limerick scumbags should mop up the chav's. Next send cowen and his cronies in to run their government. then, and this is the best part, we sit back relax and watch britan crumble before us while we live in a crime and corruption free society.

Senna · 25-03-2009 04:04AM

Lads all this sounds like to much work, have we not learned anything for the Septic Tiger era, if something requires actual work we just get someone else to do it, usually the Polish, but for this we need to think bigger than that.
I reckon we should get a nuke from some former commie country, then explode it in America, we'll probably have to wait till next paddys day before the gov jet flies there again but sure we can wait. Then we blame the brits for the nuke and wait for the yanks to invade. We offer our little island so they can invade the UK from our base, then once the UK is burt to a crisp and the yanks go home, thens out time to shine.
We go in and kick the sh!t out of them when their on the ground and begging for mercy. I can see it now, Gordon Brown on his knees in the houses of parliament with biffo standing over him making him bark like a dog under threat of calling the yanks back. OH yes, we can do it.

jimmycrackcorm · 25-03-2009 04:16AM

Lads, we have to cancel the invasion. Michael O'Leary found out and Ryanair are now going to charge for using the toilet on the flight over. If only we hadn't stayed in the Airport bar for so long we could have just about afforded the invasion.

blaze1 · 25-03-2009 10:55AM

what about all the brits left in dublin?

Can we run riot and turn all of dublin into temple bar?

If you were to get Gerry Ryan a job in the bbc presenting that would surely cause a minium bloodshed as everybody would have thrown themselves from dover cliffs...

IMO you'd be better off starting with france, they bottle out of everything and strike normally, so what resistance there was would be minimal and the rest would all be gathered in one place protesting....
Paris would be much nicer without the french.

Is the Time Right to Invade Britain?

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