Is the Time Right to Invade Britain?

Fizman · 24-03-2009 05:36PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I can see it now, a load of red haired pasty legged hockey stick wielding paddies versus a load of broken bottle wielding, Burberry wearing Chavs, it will be like a scene from the Warriors erupting in London

Never in my life have I been so offended!

I have never, and I repeat never, wielded a hockey stick. :pac:

Leprachaun · 24-03-2009 05:38PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

There are 60million people in France. Their army has 134,000 personnel, their navy 55,000.

now where the **** are you going to put all those prisoners?

Who said anything about taking prisoners?

*evil cackle*

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-03-2009 05:53PM

can we not invade somewhere with a nice bit of weather like the canary or the balearic islands?

dr.bollocko · 24-03-2009 05:56PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

can we not invade somewhere with a nice bit of weather like the canary or the balearic islands?

**** that it's full of Dubs.

Sean Quagmire · 24-03-2009 05:58PM

When can we implement the programme?
I see no flaws in the plan

mike65 · 24-03-2009 06:03PM

What about all the Plastic Paddy collaborators? Remember they have access to the media and could use thier influence to lead resistance to the invaders.

magick · 24-03-2009 06:12PM

no we do this like the Cylons did, take over their computer systems (because if they lose they ability to interweb they go crazy)

Then invade by the usual means, then call London "New Tipp"
Then call the new union "United Kingdom of Ireland"

IvySlayer · 24-03-2009 06:19PM

I'm in!!

When's the bus leaving?

RonMexico · 24-03-2009 06:21PM

We should invade the Island of Lesbos and teach those carpet munchers a lesson.

*shakes fist*

We might miss a good Mass though...:pac:

Sean Quagmire · 24-03-2009 06:24PM

Can we make it look like this?

IvySlayer · 24-03-2009 06:25PM

RonMexico wrote: »

*shakes fist*

We might miss a good Mass though...:pac:

Save the action for the enemy son.

Ah I love a good old Mass :pac::pac:

I reckon we need a cuppa or 2 before we go. Barrys tea can solve everything.

Fratton Fred · 24-03-2009 06:28PM

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

Can we make it look like this?

What about Northern Ireland? you lot have been banging on about it being yours for years, then the first chance you get, you drop it.

Gerry will be cross :P

dlofnep · 24-03-2009 06:40PM

*grabs hurley and sliotar*

Time for those bastards to pay!! FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Sofiztikated · 24-03-2009 06:40PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

What about Northern Ireland? you lot have been banging on about it being yours for years, then the first chance you get, you drop it.

We didn't really want it, we just don't like sharing.
If we do get New Ireland by teatime, can i have a go at those fella's on Jersey? Why should they get away with being all snooty and islandlike.

dlofnep · 24-03-2009 06:44PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

What about Northern Ireland? you lot have been banging on about it being yours for years, then the first chance you get, you drop it.

Gerry will be cross :P

It was all just a big trolljob, surely you knew that?

g5fd6ow0hseima · 24-03-2009 06:48PM

Hazys wrote: »

Actually can we invade somewhere with a better climate? Like Jamaica mon.

That sounds cool, chronic alcoholics and stoners

Hazys · 24-03-2009 08:14PM

I don't think anybody has called any positions in New Ireland yet..

I begs Vice President

Saibh · 24-03-2009 08:19PM

Hazys wrote: »

I don't think anybody has called any positions in New Ireland yet..

I begs Vice President

Why not aim for President?

Think a good idea as well is leave Biffo & co behind

Hazys · 24-03-2009 08:23PM

Saibh wrote: »

Why not aim for President?

Think a good idea as well is leave Biffo & co behind

Remeber the last time we got indepence a cival war broke out, it could easily happen again and the president is too much of a target, its much safer being Vice President.

Maybe I should be Junior Vice President, its got a nicer ring to it also i think the ladies would dig the Junior Vice President over the Vice President

Saibh · 24-03-2009 08:32PM

Hazys wrote: »

Remeber the last time we got indepence a cival war broke out, it could easily happen again and the president is too much of a target, its much safer being Vice President.

Coward :P

Hazys wrote: »

Maybe I should be Junior Vice President, its got a nicer ring to it also i think the ladies would dig the Junior Vice President over the Vice President

Pics required before you are appointed to any position in Government

Borzoi · 24-03-2009 10:07PM

ferrigan101 wrote: »

Might want to leave scotland alone lads, we can be a bit mental up there. The romans couldnt do it. .

No offence to the Scots, but who in their right mind would want it. Ditto for Wales. No lets just calmly do over Engerland, just for practice, before we go somewhere warmer.

Stev_o · 24-03-2009 11:15PM

Argghhh stop exploding you cowards!

Sofiztikated · 24-03-2009 11:21PM

Borzoi wrote: »

No offence to the Scots, but who in their right mind would want it. Ditto for Wales. No lets just calmly do over Engerland, just for practice, before we go somewhere warmer.

Should we not practice on somewhere a bit, i dunno, easier first? Poland maybe, seeing as most of then are here. Then again, they're used to being invaded. How about Iceland? Its only 1 letter different, shouldn't be too hard. Although An Post might have issues.

Jackeenboy · 24-03-2009 11:27PM

Invade us ?!! LOL...With what your Hurley sticks??

Saibh · 24-03-2009 11:31PM

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Invade us ?!! LOL...With what your Hurley sticks??

Of course what else

Melted M&M · 24-03-2009 11:36PM

Saibh wrote: »

Of course what else

With a good lump of sod set alight on a stick enough to scare the bejazus outta
them

My name is URL · 24-03-2009 11:37PM

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Invade us ?!! LOL...With what your Hurley sticks??

Meh, there's no point in invading a country where the targeted population are already been diluted on a scale bigger than we could ever achieve, mwhahahahahaaa

dublinario · 24-03-2009 11:42PM

I've been giving this further thought. Once in control, I think we'll have to put on a show of public strength, to quell any thoughts of rebellion. Might I suggest we take Bruce Foresyth for a ride on the Millenium Eye, and throw him off at the height of its rotation.

I have nothing against Mr. Foresyth -- he's a brilliant vaudeville entertainer, and an all-round class act -- but that is exactly why this single act of brutality will stun the natives into inaction. To show our merciful side, we can then take the actress who plays Dot Cotton to the height of the wheel's rotation, but spare her from being thrown off, and let her way with 150 lashes from a good quality whip (something akin to that used in The Passion of the Christ).

In their catatonic state of mourning for Mr. Foresyth (1885 - 2009), that's when we start loading our squatters onto car ferries, passenger liners, naval vessels -- anything with a rudder and a floating quality. To give our population time to come over, we'll send the Brits to Ireland the long way around (i.e. go right instead of left, circumnavigate the globe, and arrive in Galway).

My name is URL · 24-03-2009 11:47PM

Jackeenboy wrote: »

If the IRA keep shooting our soldiers, we might just whipe the whole ginger Paddy population out !

Just the gingers? That sounds reasonable

dublinario · 24-03-2009 11:56PM

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Just the gingers? That sounds reasonable

Agreed. Jackeenboy, your terms are acceptable to us.

Is the Time Right to Invade Britain?

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