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Knob draws knob on parents roof.

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  • #32
    dollybird09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 321 ✭✭dollybird09


    herr0 wrote: »
    and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

    This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

    everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

    This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

    Or by drawing something like this at the top;

    (/\)
    |..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

    that's an impressive drawing, i could do better but would need the help of a willing model....

    ..... the search continues......


  • #33
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Thats what you think!... Betcha your wondering why he had a bucket of white paint going up with him.... :eek:

    No, I checked afterwards to make sure that it was only the dish he erected.:P


  • #34
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    The bell end is way out of proportion to the shaft.

    Any of the motts I've been with like a good solid thick bell end to create the friction.A fairly pronounced flange like.

    That skinny thing wouldn't get them moist.

    Epic fail.


  • #35
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    The bell end is way out of proportion to the shaft.

    Any of the motts I've been with like a good solid thick bell end to create the friction.A fairly pronounced flange like.

    That skinny thing wouldn't get them moist.

    Epic fail.

    In fairness, the size compensates. 60ft would probably even sate Mary Harney.


  • #36
    NADA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭NADA


    God I'm glad he's not my kid, what a dick.


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  • #37
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Don't know about that.

    It's the width of the bell that counts ,not the length.

    That's what they tell me anyway:cool:


  • #38
    ayapatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭ayapatrick


    Alcatel wrote: »
    Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.
    his parents have a 1 million pound mansion. he is away travelling - clearly a little spoiled rich ****er!


  • #39
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    herr0 wrote: »
    joke post much?

    I know, just reminded me of that kid, so funny


  • #40
    jackdaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭jackdaw


    Free drinks for that kid for life!!


  • #41
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    ayapatrick wrote: »
    his parents have a 1 million pound mansion. he is away travelling - clearly a little spoiled rich ****er!
    a million won't have got you a shed in D4 not so long ago.


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  • #42
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭Valmont


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    The parents are probably paying for him to go travelling, the spoilt brat.

    Heaven forbid someone gives their kids money:rolleyes:
    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    let him see the impact of biting the hand that feeds him while he's stuck in a foreign country.

    He didn't bite their hands, he drew a willy on the roof and for all you know the folks had a good laugh. I don't think he did it while he was away, unless he paid someone to do it with all the spoilt brat funds he's getting. Lighten up.


  • #43
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    It'll be hard to get that off.




    (I'll get me coat.)


  • #44
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Looks like the scene of a crime, and someone has just murdered a huge cock.

    CSI
    cock slaughter investigations


  • #45
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Fizman wrote: »
    Looks like the scene of a crime, and someone has just murdered a huge cock.

    CSI
    cock slaughter investigations

    Biffo's been murdered? :eek:


  • #46
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I wonder how they found out it was there.

    Father: hey son, hows uni going?

    Son: ffs. What do you want?

    Father: Just fine thanks. Your Mother was asking after you too.

    Son: You are a total penis. Ive left you a reminder of the fact on the roof.

    /hangs up


  • #47
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

    I thought they were jizz squirts? Have I been drawing them wrong all these years?


  • #48
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Maybe he's Scottish and meant small. I demand it be clarified.


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